I have a litre tankard thing which I stole in Munich that I drink like glasses of water 3-4 of a day, so I guess I do drink a lot too.
Terrible on any alcohol too, like you say yarn.
Terrible on any alcohol too, like you say yarn.
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ahlycotc wrote:Theo Filippo wrote:You must have some serious dehydration issues.
I just don't go to the bathroom until I'm about to piss my pants.
Thats bad for you, thats how you get a pissbag
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Revision. Can someone tell me how to do it. There is a mental barrier, i cant get over. You could say i cant be fucked, but i would like to be...
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Then you get the proper hardcore drinkers, like 40 year old men who see off about 10 pints before their first piss, when you enter the urinal they're already in full flow and they're still going strong by the time you've finished up and left.
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Interesting conversation you have going on here 
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Viva Ronaldo 7 wrote:ahlycotc wrote:
I just don't go to the bathroom until I'm about to piss my pants.
Thats bad for you, thats how you get a pissbag
No it ain't.
You get a pissbag if you go as soon as you feel the need to.
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Sarmz wrote:Interesting conversation you have going on here
Mild compared to some nights.
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Big_Lad_Pardew wrote:Revision. Can someone tell me how to do it. There is a mental barrier, i cant get over. You could say i cant be fucked, but i would like to be...
Turn the TV off, then start looking at your books. When you get that urge to go do something more interesting, just don't and carry on reading. Hope this helped.
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ahlycotc wrote:Sarmz wrote:Interesting conversation you have going on here
Mild compared to some nights.
Meh, I'm used to worse.
Not606 General chat. Awful memories.
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ahlycotc wrote:What the hell is a pissbag?
Does what it says on the tin.
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When I was younger I once cut off my piss half way through cause I was missing TV, turns out it gave me a water infection and the next day at school my piss was pretty much blood and it stung like a cunt.
Cool story for you all to enjoy there.
Cool story for you all to enjoy there.
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That new wkd advert tickles me.
Failing any of that, just set yourself timescales, like do revision for 30 mins, then you can watch tv for a bit, then do some more etc.
Your best bet is to do it somewhere other than your house if possible. There are always too many distractions, TV, internet etc. I go into my college sometimes on a day off if I need to study, or go down the library.Big_Lad_Pardew wrote:Revision. Can someone tell me how to do it. There is a mental barrier, i cant get over. You could say i cant be fucked, but i would like to be...
Failing any of that, just set yourself timescales, like do revision for 30 mins, then you can watch tv for a bit, then do some more etc.
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Dan wrote:ahlycotc wrote:What the hell is a pissbag?
Does what it says on the tin.
This post is more confusing than "pissbag".
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Hmm... I think i may be inept in certain departments. Is it wrong that i don't care how i do?Zzonked wrote:Big_Lad_Pardew wrote:Revision. Can someone tell me how to do it. There is a mental barrier, i cant get over. You could say i cant be fucked, but i would like to be...
Turn the TV off, then start looking at your books. When you get that urge to go do something more interesting, just don't and carry on reading. Hope this helped.
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ahlycotc wrote:What the hell is a pissbag?
Catheter.
And I'm also guessing that keeping the piss in is worse for you that letting it out as soon as you feel the need. Remember reading that David Cameron does his speeches with a full bladder to increase concentration and doctors were saying that that isn't true and it's actually bad for you.
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Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:When I was younger I once cut off my piss half way through cause I was missing TV, turns out it gave me a water infection and the next day at school my piss was pretty much blood and it stung like a cunt.
Cool story for you all to enjoy there.
Try pissing after you've torn your banjo string.
Has to be up there with a kick in the balls and child birth.
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Big_Lad_Pardew wrote:Revision. Can someone tell me how to do it. There is a mental barrier, i cant get over. You could say i cant be fucked, but i would like to be...
When I do revision I usually try to do a 2 hour session, the first hour is fine but the second hour...my god what a tedious affair.
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ahlycotc wrote:Dan wrote:
Does what it says on the tin.
This post is more confusing than "pissbag".
The area above your pubes but below your belly which becomes full of piss and can stick out from your pants
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Big_Lad_Pardew wrote:Hmm... I think i may be inept in certain departments. Is it wrong that i don't care how i do?Zzonked wrote:Big_Lad_Pardew wrote:Revision. Can someone tell me how to do it. There is a mental barrier, i cant get over. You could say i cant be fucked, but i would like to be...
Turn the TV off, then start looking at your books. When you get that urge to go do something more interesting, just don't and carry on reading. Hope this helped.
It depends if what you're going to do is significant or not. Sounds more like a motivation problem than a procrastination problem.
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Dan wrote:Viva Ronaldo 7 wrote:
Thats bad for you, thats how you get a pissbag
No it ain't.
You get a pissbag if you go as soon as you feel the need to.
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Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:When I was younger I once cut off my piss half way through cause I was missing TV, turns out it gave me a water infection and the next day at school my piss was pretty much blood and it stung like a cunt.
Cool story for you all to enjoy there.
I used to do that all the time, never had any problems.
What's worse is I used to squeeze my nob at the end of a wank so jizz didn't come out. I'm sure that did me no good.
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Viva Ronaldo 7 wrote:ahlycotc wrote:
This post is more confusing than "pissbag".
The area above your pubes but below your belly which becomes full of piss and can stick out from your pants
What the fuck?
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Dan going on about snapping his Banjo again.
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Probably the former, yes. I dont get the education system. Our success is ultimately measured by our job. Where having a job isnt really success. Strange one. Bit lost TBH.Zzonked wrote:Big_Lad_Pardew wrote:
Hmm... I think i may be inept in certain departments. Is it wrong that i don't care how i do?
It depends if what you're going to do is significant or not. Sounds more like a motivation problem than a procrastination problem.
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Zzonked wrote:Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:When I was younger I once cut off my piss half way through cause I was missing TV, turns out it gave me a water infection and the next day at school my piss was pretty much blood and it stung like a cunt.
Cool story for you all to enjoy there.
I used to do that all the time, never had any problems.
What's worse is I used to squeeze my nob at the end of a wank so jizz didn't come out. I'm sure that did me no good.
That's fine. Proven method of prolongation that.
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Jordo wrote:Dan going on about snapping his Banjo again.
It's something I want you all to suffer. Then you will realise why.
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Zzonked wrote:Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:When I was younger I once cut off my piss half way through cause I was missing TV, turns out it gave me a water infection and the next day at school my piss was pretty much blood and it stung like a cunt.
Cool story for you all to enjoy there.
I used to do that all the time, never had any problems.
What's worse is I used to squeeze my nob at the end of a wank so jizz didn't come out. I'm sure that did me no good.
Stopping the piss midway is actually a good kegel exercise and reduces the chances of premature ejaculation.
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Dan wrote:Jordo wrote:Dan going on about snapping his Banjo again.
It's something I want you all to suffer. Then you will realise why.
Banjo string?
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