An Open Letter to the Community

Good evening friends, equals, and for the majority, disgusting swine. Despite not being a regular poster, my sheer superiority to nearly all of you is evident, and so I wish to share my opinion with you.

Last night after a lengthy absence from this particular forum I chose to positively contribute to the 'Suarez banned for eight games' thread ( http://www.the-playmaker.com/t10759p510-suarez-banned-for-eight-games ) sharing my very wise and undisputably correct view on the ludicrous situation:

Jamie14 wrote:Friends, comrades, you may not know me well as I do not post here often for the simple reason that most, if not all of you are moronic little half-wits... yet I would like to place forward my quite frankly exceptional view on the whole 'let us gang up on Suarez' saga.

Firstly, the evidence. As stated by Liverpool Football Club, a wholly respected and widely liked organisation, it is merely a case of Evra's word against Suarez's word. It is apparent that there is no such evidence (video or otherwise) Luis Suarez ever made a comment in a hateful or disrespectful manner , and it is simply a small French has-been crying out for the love and attention of the media that his mother never gave him.

'Evidence?', I hear you say? There isn't any. None of the officials nor Manchester United players heard this 'comment' that was apparently said 'at least ten times' (according to the offended) - something that is highly unlikely - if you study any videos of the event (as I have, because I am fantastic) there are clearly several Manchester United players in the vicinity, and you would think they are not all as retarded as their oaf of a striker and so should be able to at least hear, if not understand any abusive comments Luis Suarez may or may not have made.

If you are still deluded enough to think that Suarez is in the wrong, then you are clearly judging him on his past crimes, of which of course he is guilty - but does not mean he is not a reformed man. It is a well known fact that the city of Liverpool is a wonderfully endearing place, therefore it would be cretinous to assume that he has not by now lost his bullish ways. Either that, or you are Ghanian or are simply jealous of his fantastic ability he has displayed on the pitch both this season and throughout his career.

I welcome your opinions on my clearly correct view.

Despite this quite clearly fantastic contribution to a very reasonable topic, I was then bombarded with a herd of moronic inbred vultures, who swooped down upon my knowledge and, knowing they could not match it, instead decided to post pictures of what I can only assume are the only living creatures they may have a chance in life to actively participate in a sexual relationship with; goats. I found this behaviour disgusting and assumed that these fools must have the intelligence levels of an aborted foetus; therefore my question - why was nothing done about it?

This forum is clearly lacking - the disappointingly small number of members coupled with the terrifically lazy mods are doing nothing more than holding what could be an exceptional community back. I hereby demand some action be taken against these goat-loving creatures, and against 'Ahlycotc' who edited my post to try and frame myself as a hater of Allah - repulsive behaviour that could indeed be comparable to that of Patrice Evra.

I am sure there are some members here who only contribute positively, yet it is such a great shame that these deluded clowns choose to spoil something with such great potential for all.

And if anyone posts a picture of a goat on this thread they are doing nothing more than confirming what a parasitic half-wit they are, and I demand they are dealt with accordingly.

Where'd you come from?

I thoroughly concur, ban the lot.

SBSP wrote:Where'd you come from?

I come from South London.

post pictures of what I can only assume are the only living creatures they may have a chance in life to actively participate in a sexual relationship with; goats.

Love it when we get members like this. They're so brilliant in the fact they are exceptional, and their vocabulary is as sweet as a freshly born swan.

Jamie... the one from Norn, is that you?

Forest wrote:Love it when we get members like this. They're so brilliant in the fact they are exceptional, and their vocabulary is as sweet as a freshly born swan.

My friend, I cannot help that I am educated to a higher standard than the majority of people on here, therefore meaning that my delightful vocabulary is somewhat similar to theirs; hence it is a great compliment to anybody else on this forum who shares a writing style to somebody who is, as you put it, exceptional like me.

Roloman4 wrote:Jamie... the one from Norn, is that you?

You appear to have me confused with a different person.

Jamie14 wrote:

Roloman4 wrote:Jamie... the one from Norn, is that you?

You appear to have me confused with a different person.

I fail to understand, then, I once knew a Jamie, a good man,a man of wit and honor, who supported the very same team that you do, yet he was from Norn Iron. Forgive me, then, noble stranger, for I have been grossly mistaken.

grenade187 wrote:

if you want to make a goat related joke you should've chosen this:

Spoiler:

Roloman4 wrote:

Jamie14 wrote:

You appear to have me confused with a different person.

I fail to understand, then, I once knew a Jamie, a good man,a man of wit and honor, who supported the very same team that you do, yet he was from Norn Iron. Forgive me, then, noble stranger, for I have been grossly mistaken.

Incorrect use of commas...

Roloman4 wrote:

Jamie14 wrote:

You appear to have me confused with a different person.

I fail to understand, then, I once knew a Jamie, a good man,a man of wit and honor, who supported the very same team that you do, yet he was from Norn Iron. Forgive me, then, noble stranger, for I have been grossly mistaken.

Forgiven.

Jamie14 wrote:

grenade187 wrote:

if you want to make a goat related joke you should've chosen this:

Spoiler:

Interesting.

Exceptional Evo wrote:

Roloman4 wrote:

I fail to understand, then, I once knew a Jamie, a good man,a man of wit and honor, who supported the very same team that you do, yet he was from Norn Iron. Forgive me, then, noble stranger, for I have been grossly mistaken.

Incorrect use of commas...

Hear, hear; I have been found out.

Forgive me, English is not my first language.

tl;dr

Jamie14 wrote:

Forest wrote:Love it when we get members like this. They're so brilliant in the fact they are exceptional, and their vocabulary is as sweet as a freshly born swan.

My friend, I cannot help that I am educated to a higher standard than the majority of people on here, therefore meaning that my delightful vocabulary is somewhat similar to theirs; hence it is a great compliment to anybody else on this forum who shares a writing style to somebody who is, as you put it, exceptional like me.

Ah, I could only dream of becoming one of you lot. Despite achieving very high grades in both English Literature and Language at GCSE, and also performing to a very high standard so far in my A Levels, I seem to lack that tactical nous to pull off such a ravishing post.

justaddfinesse wrote:tl;dr

A prime example of one of the lesser educated people on this forum; too lazy to read a well constructed argument

Forest wrote:

Jamie14 wrote:

My friend, I cannot help that I am educated to a higher standard than the majority of people on here, therefore meaning that my delightful vocabulary is somewhat similar to theirs; hence it is a great compliment to anybody else on this forum who shares a writing style to somebody who is, as you put it, exceptional like me.

Ah, I could only dream of becoming one of you lot. Despite achieving very high grades in both English Literature and Language at GCSE, and also performing to a very high standard so far in my A Levels, I seem to lack that tactical nous to pull off such a ravishing post.

I too am taking my A Levels; congratulations on the fantastic GCSE results

My friend, you clearly do not understand the objectives of a web-based forum, it is not to mumble away like a half-brained parasite like you my friend, it is too post freely without the fear of making a spelling mistake or to impress lifeless souls such as yourself, so we are not disgusting swines as you suggest, we are normal human begins and I thereford declare you a protencious faggot.

Adz wrote:My friend, you clearly do not understand the objectives of a web-based forum, it is not to mumble away like a half-brained parasite like you my friend, it is too post freely without the fear of making a spelling mistake or to impress lifeless souls such as yourself, so we are not disgusting swines as you suggest, we are normal human begins and I thereford declare you a protencious faggot.

You have a 'z' in your name therefore your point is irrelevant. Goodbye.

Jamie14 wrote:

Adz wrote:My friend, you clearly do not understand the objectives of a web-based forum, it is not to mumble away like a half-brained parasite like you my friend, it is too post freely without the fear of making a spelling mistake or to impress lifeless souls such as yourself, so we are not disgusting swines as you suggest, we are normal human begins and I thereford declare you a protencious faggot.

You have a 'z' in your name therefore your point is irrelevant. Goodbye.

Your a Liverpool 'follower' living in London. Therefore your soul is worthless.

Adz wrote:

Jamie14 wrote:

You have a 'z' in your name therefore your point is irrelevant. Goodbye.

Your a Liverpool 'follower' living in London. Therefore your soul is worthless.