Torquay United: Super Gulls!

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In my comment you used 'craic' in the wrong context...

The Miz wrote:

Mods, close the thread. I said to myself i'll close it if people didn't like it

Forest wrote:

The Miz wrote:

Mods, close the thread. I said to myself i'll close it if people didn't like it

Nooooooo. We all like it.

Its ridiculous. What was the guy from the north west doing at an exeter v torquay game. I don't get it.

Sean wrote:In my comment you used 'craic' in the wrong context...

I apologise, I did a quick google search as i've seen you use it before, but I didn't do enough research on it

The Miz wrote:Its ridiculous. What was the guy from the north west doing at an exeter v torquay game. I don't get it.

It's Danny, he was on holiday in Torquay

Yeah but why would he go to a Torquay game? People don't go on holiday then decide to watch league 2 football during it.

Yeh it's like a cockney (mal) deciding to come a Leeds game

He's a big football fan

Your updates where funny before that one. Its like when I went to Greece. I didn't think ohh I wonder if there is any football games going on here.


Btw who even goes to Torquay on holiday during the football season? You are a few games into it and Danny would be at school/college.

Ah ummmm an irish person then

Not bad for a Forest fan Keep it up, looking forward to reading the rest!

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Danny.

This MM.

League table update

On the back of their 2-0 victory over local rivals Exeter, Torquay went into this match full of confidence. Attacking from the off, Torquay were rewarded after 10 minutes, Yeoman smashing one into the bottom right corner. Torquay continued to dominate, and should have been 3 or 4 ahead by the interval if it were not for a fantastic goalkeeping display by the Stevenage keeper. The keeper continued to keep out endless chances from Torquay in the 2nd Half, until he was finally beaten after 58 minutes, but this effort was ruled out by the linesman, saying it did not cross the line. Replays later went on to show the linesman made the correct decision. Torquay won a corner in the 85th minute, and this time they did beat the keeper, Branston coming up from the back to power home a header. Torquay made it 3, 2 minutes later, Macklin rounding the keeper to slot into an open net. Final score, Torquay 3-0 Stevenage.

The table update is after 15 games. The next update will be 30 games, and after that i'll present to you the final table.

Good start.

20th

Thought I'd finally click one of Forest's annoying links .

Jim: Hello, i'm Jim Rosenthal, and you're joining us today for the FA Cup 1st Round Draw sponsered by E.ON. Our guest today to help me with my balls is Gillian McKeith.


Gillian: Hello *waves at camera*

Jim: I hear you don't have much of an interest in football Gillian, what made you come down today to help me with the draw?

Gillian: Well, i'd do anything to get on TV you see, I thought it would be a good opportunity

Jim: Very well. Well viewers, here's how the procedure works. I will offer my ball bag to Gillian. Gillian then dips her hand inside my bag and picks out one of the balls. The ball is then shown to the camera so you can read the number. I will then read out this number and the team this number represents. Ok, well it seems we're about ready to start, i'll just get my ball bag out and we can begin!

Gillian: *Hand dips into Jim's ball bag*

Jim: Number 6! Gillingham will be at home to.... Number 9! Stevenage!

Gillian: *Hand dips into Jim's ball bag*

Jim: Number 1! Crewe Alexandra will face... Number 14, Oxford United!

Gillian: *Hand dips into Jim's ball bag*

Jim: Number 8! Lincoln City have a home tie against....Number 16! Torquay United!

Gillian: *Hand dips into Jim's ball bag*

Jim: Number 2! Bury, will play.... Number 10! Macclesfield Town!

Gillian: *Hand dips into Jim's ball bag*

Jim: Number 3! Northampton Town will face... Number 7! Hereford United

Gillian: *Hand dips into Jim's ball bag*

Gillian: Oooooh...oohhhhh.ahhhhh

Jim: Gillian? Gillian! Quick, someone call an ambulence, she's fainted!




*5 Minutes later after an extended Ad Break

Jim: We're very sorry for that viewers, the draw will resume now with me taking my own balls out of my bag

Jim: *Hand dips into own ball bag*

Jim: Number 5! Rotherham United, have a home tie against.... Number 13! Chesterfield Town

Jim: *Hand dips into own ball bag*

Jim: Number 15! Bradford City, will face.... Number 12, Aldershot Town!

Jim: *Hand dips into own ball bag*

Jim: Number 11! Port Vale! Have a home tie against.... Number 4! Cheltenham Town!

Jim: So that concludes todays draw, the draw in full should be on your screens now for confirmation



Jim: It's been a pleasure presenting todays draw for you, and we wish the best for your team in the next round. Also, our thoughts go out to Gillian McKeith, currently on her way to hospital. Thank you for watching todays FA Cup 1st Round Draw, sponsored by E.ON, goodbye!