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Stay tuned for more twists and turns in the eventful Torquay career of Martin Ling
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Sky Sports could sue the hell out of you for using their name like this. 
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Roloman4 wrote:Sky Sports could sue the hell out of you for using their name like this.
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In an exclusive interview with OK! magazine, England's top football referee, Hayden Pennyfeather, speaks out about the trauma he has faced in the past few days since an infamous interview against the star. He reveals to us about the horrific abuse via social networking sites he has received, and also the support he has received from fans. Despite the past few days however, Britain's favourite referee has vowed to carry on.
OK!: So Hayden, how have the past few days been for you? It must have been real tough with all the press coverage the interview received.
Hayden: It's been very tough darling. I am petrified to leave my house because of the ordeal. I had ran out of milk yesterday so I had to send my friend who lives with me to go and get it due to the fear of the outside world.
OK!: Wow, sounds really bad. So is your friend comforting you in this situation? I'm sure she can cheer you up eh?
Hayden: Well you see darling, I don't have a 'she' in my life, it's another male I live with.
OK!: So he's your boyfriend then?
Hayden: OH MY GOSH! Hehehehe no no no of course not silly, he's my lodger. Referee's aren't paid that much money that I could afford a house myself hehehe.
OK!: Haha, my apologies. How do you think you'll cope in your next game as referee?
Hayden: I am absolutely dreading it love. I can imagine it in my brain, and it's not very jolly at all. I just keep on hearing all these nasty men up in the stands, calling me those nasty names for a laugh at my expense. It really saddens me.
OK!: So how upset have you been over Martin Ling's interview?
Hayden: Deeply affected. I went through a whole box of Kleenex within 10 minutes. Just non-stop tears running down my soft cheeks. I just wanted the world to eat me up.
OK!: I bet you did. So do you think you'll be back refereeing any time soon?
Hayden: Well, the FA have told me I can have as long as I want off to recover. Me and my lodger are spending a nice, quiet weekend in Brighton this weekend, then next Monday we'll fly out to San Francisco! We..we..we SO! Excited. It's gonna be fun fun fun! Ahhh, i'm looking forward to the weekend!
OK!: You are excited by the sounds of it! I hope you have a wonderful time, and come back safe!
Hayden: Will do chick. Thanks for having me today, it's been a wonderful pleasure. OK! Magazine is my absolute favourite!
OK!: No no, thank you for coming. Quick word on Martin Ling, what are your feelings towards him now?
Hayden: He is a naughty man for what he did, and I will not be shaking his hand for what he has caused for me. There's even Facebook groups about me!
OK!: Yes, i've liked them. So do you think he will receive a touchline ban?
Hayden: Most certainly. I've been assured that he will. It should be announced before their next game hopefully.
OK!: That is what we like to hear! It's been a pleasure talking to you Hayden, and I hope we can have you in for another chat with OK! magazine again in the near future! Enjoy your holidays!
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If you say so Rolo.Roloman4 wrote:Sky Sports could sue the hell out of you for using their name like this.
Jelavic18|RFC wrote, "Martin Ling <3"
kyro7 wrote, "What a cunt"
Danny wrote, "Fuck that tbh"
mauro=beast wrote, "typical english behaviour would not expect from kind good italian men no way, but i do agree that pennyfeather is referee like retarded elephant and i think he just got a beasting from ling!"
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Hayden 
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Are you actually gonna play another game?
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OFFICIAL CLUB STATEMENT
Torquay United Football Club, has this week found itself the focus point of our national media. Unfortunately for us, it has shown the club in a negative light. As chairman of Torquay United, I wholeheartedly apologise to Hayden Pennyfeather, and would like to offer him the chance to visit one of our games, expenses paid, sat with me in the directors box. I would also like to apologise to the fans. This has been one of the toughest weeks in Torquay United's history, and we have all been under immense pressure. I would also like to apologsie myself on behalf of Martin Ling. His actions were completely unecessary, and we have taken serious action. However, we have decided that in the best interests of the club, Martin will stay on as manager. He will however, be fined 3 months wages, and he has today received an unprecedented 6 Game Ban from the Football League. Martin would also like to issue an apology.
"This week has been one that I would like to forget. I would like to apologise to Hayden Pennyfeather, and to let him know that he is welcome down at Plainmoor whenever he likes, and that his head does not resemble a pr**k. I would also like to apologise to the BBC for swearing live on air, and to anyone that was offended by my comments. I can not reiterate enough how sorry I am. Thank you for your time."
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Time wasted. 
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I am interested in this career mode, as someone closed mine for no reason!
I hope Pennyfeather will ref at Tourquay again!
I hope Pennyfeather will ref at Tourquay again!
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Life without Ling. Torquay play their next 6 games without a manager, who is currently serving a 6 game touchline ban.
Southend 2-2 Torquay
Torquay 2-0 Oxford
Torquay 2-2 Crewe
Bury 0-0 Torquay
Wycombe 2-1 Torquay
Torquay 2-1 Stockport
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Martin Ling returned to the touchlines today and got back off to a winning start. Torquay looked in control the whole game, and shouldn't have left it as late as they did for the winner. Billy Kee won the Gulls a penalty after rounding the keeper before being brought down in the 66th minute. Chris Zebroski stepped up but fired well wide, much to the disbelief of manager, Ling, on the sidelines. C.Stanley made a late run down the left wing in the 88th minute, sending in a lovely ball for J.Robinson to head home for the winner 2 minutes from time. Final score, Northampton 0-1 Torquay.
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Torquay United were given a home tie against League 1 Carlisle in the Johnstone's Paint Trophy 1st Round
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Torquay United fans left Plainmoor in jubilant mood this evening. Their side produced an excellent display of free-flowing football, and got off to the perfect start when Billy Kee volleyed home from 6 yards out. Torquay continued their dominance over a side a league above them, and doubled their lead in the second half as Zebroski fired home from the spot. Final score, Torquay 2-0 Carlisle.
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Life without Ling. Torquay play their next 6 games without a manager, who is currently serving a 6 game touchline ban.
Southend 2-2 Torquay
Torquay 2-0 Oxford
Torquay 2-2 Crewe
Bury 0-0 Torquay
Wycombe 2-1 Torquay
Torquay 2-1 Stockport
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Torquay travelled to league leaders Chesterfield today in the hope of snatching a win after recent results have seen the Gulls sit in a Play Off place. The game got off to a slow start, the only notable effort in the first half coming from Torquay's Billy Kee. Kee fired a shit against the post from 35 yards out which had the keeper beaten. The game picked up in the 2nd half, with Torquay taking the lead, Yeoman getting on the end of a cross from out wide. It was looking likely to be a Torquay win until the referee gave Chesterfield a deserved penalty in the 84th minute. Chesterfield took their chance and held on for a draw. Final score, 1-1.
Chesterfield 1-1 Torquay
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Where are they in the league?
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We are currently 4th in the league 
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Good luck 
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Come on Torquay
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Forest wrote:The Penny has dropped! Your views
Following on from last night's remarkable outburst from Torquay United boss, Martin Ling, The Sun have been getting the publics reactions on the matter
Last night, Torquay United boss Martin Ling released an attack on England's top referee Hayden Pennyfeather after he dished out two penalties to Yeovil in their Carling Cup 1st Round clash. Ling was quoted as saying, live on air in an interview for BBC Radio Devon, "I hope he dies. He is a first class c***. The footballing world will be better off without his bald head which resembles a p****".
Fans of the Devon club flocked to Internet message boards and forums, many of them in disbelief at the media attention their manager had brought to the club.
One devastated fan even seemed to take the comments to heart, saying this to our reporter, "I can't f****** believe it. Why the f*** did he have to f****** swear to the b****** media? What an abolute c***.
We managed to some internet search after the event to see what the publics reactions were. One die-hard Torquay fan on their forum that goes by the name of 'Gully Bull', had this to say on the matter, "Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant from our boss. He's proven he's passionate for the club, what more could we ask for? I also reckon he was instructed to swear by the illuminati. They see Devon as the nicest holiday resort in England, therefore they would like our club to be the biggest in England. And what better way to get attention from the media than to copy Fergie eh?"
We managed to catch a few words with some members from leading football forum, The Playmaker. Here are what some of the members had to say on the matter.
Jelavic18|RFC wrote, "Martin Ling <3"
kyro7 wrote, "What a cunt"
Danny wrote, "Fuck that tbh"
mauro=beast wrote, "typical english behaviour would not expect from kind good italian men no way, but i do agree that pennyfeather is referee like retarded elephant and i think he just got a beasting from ling!"
Meanwhile, the Liverpool fans refused to comment and began to slate Jela for talking to us.
I tired to put that in the Hall of Fame but it dosen't work.
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Torquay travelled to Aldershot today in fine spirits after a draw against league leaders Chesterfield last time round. Torquay got off to the perfect start, Robinson scoring a fine chip over the keeper from the edge of the area. Aldershot pulled one back after the interval with a perfectly timed lob. The game looked to be heading to a draw, before Jordan Mutch powered a header from a corner into the net in the 90th minute, sending Torquay fans crazy. Final score, Aldershot 1-2 Torquay.
Aldershot 1-2 Torquay
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Torquay travelled to Aldershot today in fine spirits after a draw against league leaders Chesterfield last time round. Torquay got off to the perfect start, Robinson scoring a fine chip over the keeper from the edge of the area. Aldershot pulled one back after the interval with a perfectly timed lob. The game looked to be heading to a draw, before Jordan Mutch powered a header from a corner into the net in the 90th minute, sending 10 Torquay fans crazy. Final score, Aldershot 1-2 Torquay.Aldershot 1-2 Torquay
