Torquay United: Super Gulls!

Pilkz wrote:Good luck

Kuled wrote:
Come on Torquay

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Forest wrote: The Penny has dropped! Your views

Following on from last night's remarkable outburst from Torquay United boss, Martin Ling, The Sun have been getting the publics reactions on the matter Last night, Torquay United boss Martin Ling released an attack on England's top referee Hayden Pennyfeather after he dished out two penalties to Yeovil in their Carling Cup 1st Round clash. Ling was quoted as saying, live on air in an interview for BBC Radio Devon, "I hope he dies. He is a first class c***. The footballing world will be better off without his bald head which resembles a p****". Fans of the Devon club flocked to Internet message boards and forums, many of them in disbelief at the media attention their manager had brought to the club. One devastated fan even seemed to take the comments to heart, saying this to our reporter, "I can't f****** believe it. Why the f*** did he have to f****** swear to the b****** media? What an abolute c***. We managed to some internet search after the event to see what the publics reactions were. One die-hard Torquay fan on their forum that goes by the name of 'Gully Bull', had this to say on the matter, "Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant from our boss. He's proven he's passionate for the club, what more could we ask for? I also reckon he was instructed to swear by the illuminati. They see Devon as the nicest holiday resort in England, therefore they would like our club to be the biggest in England. And what better way to get attention from the media than to copy Fergie eh?"

We managed to catch a few words with some members from leading football forum, The Playmaker. Here are what some of the members had to say on the matter. Jelavic18|RFC wrote, "Martin Ling <3" kyro7 wrote, "What a cunt" Danny wrote, "Fuck that tbh" mauro=beast wrote, "typical english behaviour would not expect from kind good italian men no way, but i do agree that pennyfeather is referee like retarded elephant and i think he just got a beasting from ling!" Meanwhile, the Liverpool fans refused to comment and began to slate Jela for talking to us.

I tired to put that in the Hall of Fame but it dosen't work.

Forest wrote:

ODDS FOR NEXT CHELSEA MANAGER


Guus Hiddink - 3/1

Martin Ling - 4/1

Rafa Benitez - 5/1

Harry Redknapp - 10/1

Mark Hughes - 15/1

Roberto Di Matteo - 25/1

Gianfranco Zola - 30/1

Martin O'Neill - 40/1

Steve McClaren - 80/1

Simon Grayson - 100/1luke. - 1000/1

Forest wrote:

OFFICIAL STATEMENT

I announce today, that I, Martin Ling, will remain as Torquay United manager. I never intended on quitting. I lied. I thought it'd be funny to see how the betting odds changed. It worked. I was 2nd favourite for the Chelsea job with Victor Chandler. I apologise for any inconvenience, but my best interests are with Torquay United, and I look forward to taking the club into League 1.