Torquay United: Super Gulls!

Bring back Michael Poke.

How Mutch did you pay in loan fees?

Also, as an unofficial scout, I reckon Thomas Cruise would be a good buy on loan from Arsenal.

im gonna copy your layout
jks

Nice so far,good luck

Good Luck Forest

My Manager mode is better

Good Luck!

Torquay United crash out of the Carling Cup 1st Round in controversial fashion this evening. Torquay gained a fortunate penalty which was slotted away, before Yeovil were then given a controversial penalty for handball in the 88th minute. Stuart Bevan went from hero; by saving the spot kick and tipping it over, to villain, by fumbling at the ball from the resulting corner and allowing Yeovil to poke it into the empty net. This wasn't the end of the drama. Yeovil went on to get a 2nd penalty in Extra Time, again for handball, which sparked outrage on the sidelines. Yeovil slotted this one away and managed to hold out for the win. Final score; Yeovil 2-1 Torquay (AET)




Interviewer: Good evening listeners, we've managed to catch Torquay manager Martin Ling for a word today. Martin, what did you make of today's referee performance.

Martin Ling: I am absolutely livid. In all my time of being a professional manager, not once have I come across a referee so out of his depth as Hayden Pennyfeather was tonight. How the FA can continue to employ him is beyond me. He has a girl's name for fucks sake, the stupid bald cunt faced wan - - -

Interviewer: I'm sorry about that viewers, on behalf of the BBC we would like to send out our greatest apologies. Unfortunately this is a live broadcast. Back to you in the studio.

Hayden Pennyfeather

You should see the Torquay Forum!

They are all calling for your head!

Disgraceful.

The Penny has dropped! Your views

Following on from last night's remarkable outburst from Torquay United boss, Martin Ling, The Sun have been getting the publics reactions on the matter Last night, Torquay United boss Martin Ling released an attack on England's top referee Hayden Pennyfeather after he dished out two penalties to Yeovil in their Carling Cup 1st Round clash. Ling was quoted as saying, live on air in an interview for BBC Radio Devon, "I hope he dies. He is a first class c***. The footballing world will be better off without his bald head which resembles a p****". Fans of the Devon club flocked to Internet message boards and forums, many of them in disbelief at the media attention their manager had brought to the club. One devastated fan even seemed to take the comments to heart, saying this to our reporter, "I can't f****** believe it. Why the f*** did he have to f****** swear to the b****** media? What an abolute c***. We managed to some internet search after the event to see what the publics reactions were. One die-hard Torquay fan on their forum that goes by the name of 'Gully Bull', had this to say on the matter, "Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant from our boss. He's proven he's passionate for the club, what more could we ask for? I also reckon he was instructed to swear by the illuminati. They see Devon as the nicest holiday resort in England, therefore they would like our club to be the biggest in England. And what better way to get attention from the media than to copy Fergie eh?"

We managed to catch a few words with some members from leading football forum, The Playmaker. Here are what some of the members had to say on the matter. Jelavic18|RFC wrote, "Martin Ling <3" kyro7 wrote, "What a cunt" Danny wrote, "Fuck that tbh" mauro=beast wrote, "typical english behaviour would not expect from kind good italian men no way, but i do agree that pennyfeather is referee like retarded elephant and i think he just got a beasting from ling!" Meanwhile, the Liverpool fans refused to comment and began to slate Jela for talking to us.

Martin Ling <3

This got interesting

Think of it as a Manager Mode with a twist

Forest

http://www.the-playmaker.com/t6486p30-leeds-united-marching-on-together
opinions on the change of song?

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Georgie: Good afternoon, and welcome to Sky Sports News. I'm Georgie Thompson and today we bring to you the aftermath of last's nights sensational interview by Torquay United boss Martin Ling. We've sent Jim White around the Premier League grounds today to get the reactions from the stars at the top of the game, over to you Jim.



Jim: Hello Georgie darling, looking fabulous this afternoon I must say. Even better than usual infact, love your hair today. I like how your tops showing more cleavage too, why do you never wear that when i'm presenting with you eh?

Georgie: *awkward laugh*

Jim: Hehe. Well, i'm currently at Arsenal's training ground with Arsene Wenger who is here to give his account of things, what did you think of it Arsene?



Wenger: I did not see it

Jim: Well that was Arsene's account on things, here's what the rest of the footballing world had to say.



Gerrard: ehhhhmmmmm....ehhhhhhmmmmmm



Drogba: It was a disgrace!



Giggs: I wasn't at home at the time so I missed the interview actually, sorry.



Balotelli: It was pretty shit. Am I allowed to say that?



Torres: I didn't see it. I miss everything these days.



Rooney: was gettin me hair cut at the time



Hodgson: Carwing Cup? I don't seem to wemember playing in that this season, is it a weal twophy?

Jim: So there you have it, those are the views of the Premier League, back to you in the studio Georgie

Georgie: Thank you Jim...