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Manchester United FC Official Thread
Keyser Söze-
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ResurrectionRooney-
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The add-ons are based on winning the Ballon d'Or, winning Golden Boot and winning Golden Boy. Glad to know you and Mr. Castles rate him so highly to say these are just formalities.
Keyser Söze-
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Says who? RMC? They're well known shit posters 
Glen Miller-
- Formerly known as : Glen Damon
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"I don't know if I'm worth 80m euros but I don't worry about the sums," Martial said. "I'm going there for the football side of things. The price is between the two clubs, I don't see myself under any pressure other than proving myself on the pitch."
Keyser Söze-
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I wonder if any newspapers will be brave enough to go with "Manchester United and Rooney are fucking shite" as the headline.
Glen Miller-
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Keyser Söze wrote:I wonder if any newspapers will be brave enough to go with "Manchester United and Rooney are fucking shite" as the headline.
Keyser Söze-
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ResurrectionRooney wrote:Keyser Söze wrote:Ozil.SBSP wrote:Özil is better than Mata.
ResurrectionRooney wrote:Laughter, not even having this conversation, sorry.
ResurrectionRooney wrote:A conversation about whether that boggle eyed freak is better than Mata. There's no way I'm engaging in that nonsense.
I'd have thought laughter would be obvious from the context in which it was posted.
ResurrectionRooney wrote:The context is the fact that it's me posting it and I obviously wouldn't agree with your statement.
I'd engage in conversation if I thought there was any chance of either of us getting anything out of it but let's be serious, there's no chance of you telling me anything I don't already know and there's no chance you'll concede any point regardless of what argument I make. It'd be a waste of time for both of us.
Since that absolute fucking we gave you Mata has recorded just one assist in 9 game. Ozil has 8 assist and 3 goals in 9 games.
But yeah, lets not have this conversation since it's obvious who's better
SBSP-
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What's even funnier was Liverpool fans saying Coutinho's better.
ResurrectionRooney-
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Ozil is certainly in very good form. Shows what a good No. 10 can do when he's played in his correct position.
Keyser Söze-
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Another shite display.
ResurrectionRooney-
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Another win 
Keyser Söze-
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You use "win" very loosely I assume.
ResurrectionRooney-
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Save_us.TSO
Keyser Söze-
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Begging us for Debuchy 
Keyser Söze-
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Do you still think this is better than Moyes?
ResurrectionRooney-
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I think it's pretty obvious it has. People forget how bad it was under that cunt, it was two years ago that we were playing against Fulham and putting in 100 crosses, we also constantly got dicked by every other big club whereas now we do pretty well against them. Any way you slice it 5th is better than 7th.
I also stand by the idea that a direct points comparison is stupid since the league has improved top to bottom thanks to the money that's come in.
I also stand by the idea that a direct points comparison is stupid since the league has improved top to bottom thanks to the money that's come in.
Keyser Söze-
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Under Moyes after 57mins during the 2nd leg vs Bayern you were leading and going through. You're now losing against a bunch of fishermen.
ResurrectionRooney-
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That's a bit selective, the first knockout tie we played under Moyes in Europe we were soundly beaten by Olympiakos.
Keyser Söze-
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United flopping in Europe yet again. Hopefully they won't be in it next season so they don't have an opportunity to bring more shame to the PL.
Glen Miller-
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Thank goodness for Liverpool and City, carrying the coefficient.
Scott_LFC-
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Glen Miller-
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United players throwing their toys out of the pram after getting outclassed.
ResurrectionRooney-
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Fortunately it was already safe.Glen Miller wrote:Thank goodness for Liverpool and City, carrying the coefficient.
Videos of Lallana getting hurt is a good direction in which to send this thread
Theo Filippo-
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I don't think he heard you.Scott_LFC wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Keyser Söze-
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Scott_LFC-
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Funny how United fans have taken the piss out of Arsenal fans for celebrating winning a tinpot Cup the last 2 years, but now they're in the final themselves, they've changed their tune.
ResurrectionRooney-
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Does it bother you that everyone on this forum thinks you're a lying idiot?
Scott_LFC-
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1. I'm good looking
2. I have a very pretty, loyal girlfriend.
3. My work is easy as fuck (I'm even having half of May and all of June, July and August off).
4. My financial situation is extremely comfortable.
5. I am about to buy either this:
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201603111868241?search-target=usedcars&postcode=mk145hz&maximum-mileage=up_to_45000_miles&radius=1500&aggregatedTrim=M+Sport&model=3_series&body-type=coupe&zero-to-60=fast&make=bmw&maximum-age=up_to_5_years_old&searchcontext=default&page=1&sort=default&onesearchad=used%2Cnearlynew%2Cnew&colour=white|black|grey&seller-type=trade_adverts&logcode=p
Or this:
http://www.tradepricecarsessex.com/listing/2011-11-bmw-320d-2-0td-auto-m-sport-coupe-2/
Depending on how the viewings go this weekend.
6. My Dad is minted, so no matter what, I'll always have a back-up, if anything ever goes belly-up.
My life is so good and comfortable.
So do I care what some nerds from an Internet forum think?
Do I fuck.
2. I have a very pretty, loyal girlfriend.
3. My work is easy as fuck (I'm even having half of May and all of June, July and August off).
4. My financial situation is extremely comfortable.
5. I am about to buy either this:
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201603111868241?search-target=usedcars&postcode=mk145hz&maximum-mileage=up_to_45000_miles&radius=1500&aggregatedTrim=M+Sport&model=3_series&body-type=coupe&zero-to-60=fast&make=bmw&maximum-age=up_to_5_years_old&searchcontext=default&page=1&sort=default&onesearchad=used%2Cnearlynew%2Cnew&colour=white|black|grey&seller-type=trade_adverts&logcode=p
Or this:
http://www.tradepricecarsessex.com/listing/2011-11-bmw-320d-2-0td-auto-m-sport-coupe-2/
Depending on how the viewings go this weekend.
6. My Dad is minted, so no matter what, I'll always have a back-up, if anything ever goes belly-up.
My life is so good and comfortable.
So do I care what some nerds from an Internet forum think?
Do I fuck.
ResurrectionRooney-
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Congratulations on your tremendous life, it seems like you feel very happy, comfortable and fulfilled. You do seem like something of a parasite, relying on your parents and connections to get nonproductive jobs to leech money out of, but as long as it makes you happy I suppose that's the main thing. You're not just some depressed Walter Mitty fuckwit who makes up a load of shit on the internet because he's desperately seeking validation or attention, then pretends he was joking all along to trick people.
All the same I don't think it's the best idea to put your postcode on an internet forum full of people who think you're a cunt along with details of the car you'll soon be driving.
All the same I don't think it's the best idea to put your postcode on an internet forum full of people who think you're a cunt along with details of the car you'll soon be driving.
Scott_LFC-
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ResurrectionRooney wrote:Congratulations on your tremendous life, it seems like you feel very happy, comfortable and fulfilled. You do seem like something of a parasite, relying on your parents and connections to get nonproductive jobs to leech money out of, but as long as it makes you happy I suppose that's the main thing. You're not just some depressed Walter Mitty fuckwit who makes up a load of shit on the internet because he's desperately seeking validation or attention, then pretends he was joking all along to trick people.
All the same I don't think it's the best idea to put your postcode on an internet forum full of people who think you're a cunt along with details of the car you'll soon be driving.
You sound jealous/bitter as fuck
Of course it makes me happy. You'd be happy too Life is gonna be a grind for you lot and this pleases me.
Good job people like you, Keyser and Theo are too much of a pussy to even think about coming anywhere near me.
