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    United vs City - Sunday 1pm.

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    United vs City - Sunday 1pm. - Page 17 Bar_left27%United vs City - Sunday 1pm. - Page 17 Bar_right [27%] 
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    Total Votes: 30
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    Post by Jack Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:49 am

    What? The sick joke thread is gone?

    Looks like we're going to have to come back in here and offend people then.

    Mods+1
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    Post by Zzonked Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:50 am

    Well that was unexpected.
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    Post by Guest Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:52 am

    I was eating out my grandmother the other day when all of a sudden I tasted horse semen,

    All I could think was: "Oh Grandma, so that's how you died!"
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    Post by Guest Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:53 am

    Jack wrote:What? The sick joke thread is gone?

    Looks like we're going to have to come back in here and offend people then.

    Mods+1

    Just because you make your own special little thread for it, doesn't mean it's okay to post/encourage the posting of Munich jokes, blatantly racist jokes, etc.
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    Post by Cadbury Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:54 am

    Typical working class.
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    Post by Steadman Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:54 am

    Zzonked wrote:Well that was unexpected.
    The feelings you have right now, I miss getting them. Sad
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    Post by Ben 10 Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:57 am

    IIBentII39 wrote:
    Saddam was found hiding in a dark hole close to his home.
    Gadaffi was found hiding in a dark hole close to his home.

    Kate and Gerry, check the sandpit.

    It's like you want to be banned.
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    Post by Jack Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:01 am

    Steadman wrote:
    Spoiler:
      

    LOOOOOOOOOL.

    See, It's an Everton-related joke, and I can laugh.

    Now laugh over other stuff United fans.
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    Post by Jack Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:02 am

    Any of you struggling to come to terms, call our free advice line.

    0800 616161

    We're here to h61p.
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    Post by Kuled Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:02 am

    Maybe we're not sick cunts like you.
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    Post by Jack Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:03 am

    Kuled wrote:Maybe we're not sick cunts like you.

    Let's be honest Kuled, if the bully of your school said that to you, you would drop your kecks and wank in public.
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    Post by Guest Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:04 am

    Less spamming threads with off-topic and inappropriate content please. Especially if I've already warned you about it.
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    Post by moscowmadeit3 Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:04 am

    Jack seems obsessed with us. Maybe because we brought their greatest ever player and they're struggling financially as a club and are going to be in a relegation battle this year. United vs City - Sunday 1pm. - Page 17 3925848005
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    Post by Jack Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:06 am

    moscowmadeit3 wrote:Jack seems obsessed with us. Maybe because we brought their greatest ever player and they're struggling financially as a club and are going to be in a relegation battle this year. United vs City - Sunday 1pm. - Page 17 3925848005

    So are you, with results like this.

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    Post by Grenade Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:06 am

    RobbieSavageIsA... wrote:Less spamming threads with off-topic and inappropriate content please. Especially if I've already warned you about it.

    Let us have a bit of banter United vs City - Sunday 1pm. - Page 17 1371890812
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    Post by Jack Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:07 am

    Right sorry boys, we're not allowed to post about off topic things, so lets return to our usual state, of being the most boring inactive forum available. Goodbye.
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    Post by Zzonked Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:07 am

    Steadman wrote:
    Zzonked wrote:Well that was unexpected.
    The feelings you have right now, I miss getting them. Sad

    I don't think it's sunk in yet really. Laughing
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    Post by jeb4eva Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:08 am

    moscowmadeit3 wrote:Jack seems obsessed with us. Maybe because we brought their greatest ever player and they're struggling financially as a club and are going to be in a relegation battle this year. United vs City - Sunday 1pm. - Page 17 3925848005

    What? Huh
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    Post by Guest Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:08 am

    grenade187 wrote:
    RobbieSavageIsA... wrote:Less spamming threads with off-topic and inappropriate content please. Especially if I've already warned you about it.

    Let us have a bit of banter United vs City - Sunday 1pm. - Page 17 1371890812

    "Banter" is one thing, but the sort of so-called jokes they've been posting is another.
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    Post by Jack Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:09 am

    RobbieSavageIsA... wrote:
    grenade187 wrote:

    Let us have a bit of banter United vs City - Sunday 1pm. - Page 17 1371890812

    "Banter" is one thing, but the sort of so-called jokes they've been posting is another.

    Who are you?

    You're this guy nobody really notices, then you become a mod and turn into some mad cunt.

    WOAH.
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    Post by Kuled Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:09 am

    jeb4eva wrote:
    moscowmadeit3 wrote:Jack seems obsessed with us. Maybe because we brought their greatest ever player and they're struggling financially as a club and are going to be in a relegation battle this year. United vs City - Sunday 1pm. - Page 17 3925848005

    What? United vs City - Sunday 1pm. - Page 17 963615
    Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney! He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney!

    I think he meant bought shifty
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    Post by Steadman Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:09 am

    Zzonked wrote:
    Steadman wrote:
    The feelings you have right now, I miss getting them. Sad

    I don't think it's sunk in yet really. Laughing
    Get used to them.
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    Post by Jack Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:10 am

    Oh that guy, Spot the scouser in the wig.
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    Post by Guest Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:10 am

    Jack wrote:
    RobbieSavageIsA... wrote:

    "Banter" is one thing, but the sort of so-called jokes they've been posting is another.

    Who are you?

    You're this guy nobody really notices, then you become a mod and turn into some mad cunt.

    WOAH.

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    Post by Kuled Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:10 am

    I didn't quite understand the "Why always me" thing though. The expression though was brilliant. Scored at Old Trafford, yeah whatever Laughing
    I really shouldn't be laughing at that but I found it amusing.
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    Post by Kuled Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:11 am

    Robbie is a well respected memeber not worthy
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    Post by jeb4eva Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:11 am

    Kuled wrote:Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney! He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney!

    I think he meant bought shifty

    Wayne Rooney left Everton aged 18. Neutral
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    Post by Jack Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:12 am

    Kuled wrote:Robbie is a well respected memeber not worthy

    And your arsehole is intact. Rolling Eyes
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    Post by ShakerMatty Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:12 am

    Congrats Zzonked i can now laugh at my dad. laugh
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    Post by Guest Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:13 am

    Jack wrote:
    RobbieSavageIsA... wrote:

    "Banter" is one thing, but the sort of so-called jokes they've been posting is another.

    Who are you?

    You're this guy nobody really notices, then you become a mod and turn into some mad cunt.

    WOAH.

    Correction, I become a mod then I do my job.

    Why, at any time, should it be okay for you to post Munich jokes?

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