The Football Manager Chat Thread!

The Bat-Man wrote:I fucking need a left winger for Dinamo Moscow.

No one wants to sign for me god damn it.

Martin Vingaard.

He's shit.

The Bat-Man wrote:He's shit.

He's not. Been fantastic for my FCK team. I'll show you how I play him if you want.

I got Alan Dzagoev for 2.4 million and a shite winger.

STEAL.

Xabi Prieto is a great winger.

Kevin Kuranyi is on 94k a week.



That's fucking one third of my wage budget there.

The Bat-Man wrote:Kevin Kuranyi is on 94k a week.



That's fucking one third of my wage budget there.

Sell him and get a real poacher such as Prica for example.

I tried Eugene Konowhatshisfuck.

He told me to piss off the fucking Ukrainian bastard.

The Bat-Man wrote:I tried Eugene Konowhatshisfuck.

He told me to piss off the fucking Ukrainian bastard.

Get Prica.

Pip wrote:

The Bat-Man wrote:Kevin Kuranyi is on 94k a week.



That's fucking one third of my wage budget there.

Sell him and get a real poacher such as Prica for example.

I like him, increases my clubs image.

The Bat-Man wrote:

Pip wrote:

The Bat-Man wrote:Kevin Kuranyi is on 94k a week.



That's fucking one third of my wage budget there.

Sell him and get a real poacher such as Prica for example.

I like him, increases my clubs image.

I like him too. I like his shooting.

Pip wrote:

The Bat-Man wrote:

Pip wrote:

The Bat-Man wrote:Kevin Kuranyi is on 94k a week.



That's fucking one third of my wage budget there.

Sell him and get a real poacher such as Prica for example.

I like him, increases my clubs image.

I like him too. I like his shooting.

I like his cock but that is another matter.

Serder Serderov is my replacement to him, got him on a tribunal as soon as the game loaded up.

The Bat-Man wrote:

Pip wrote:

The Bat-Man wrote:

Pip wrote:

The Bat-Man wrote:Kevin Kuranyi is on 94k a week.



That's fucking one third of my wage budget there.

Sell him and get a real poacher such as Prica for example.

I like him, increases my clubs image.

I like him too. I like his shooting.

I like his cock but that is another matter.

Serder Serderov is my replacement to him, got him on a tribunal as soon as the game loaded up.

Fucking shite player. Get Prica.

Fuck off, turned into a star in my CSKA save, now he's even better in the database I'm using.

The Bat-Man wrote:Fuck off, turned into a star in my CSKA save, now he's even better in the database I'm using.

He's fucking shite. Prica is MILES better.

Pip wrote:

The Bat-Man wrote:Fuck off, turned into a star in my CSKA save, now he's even better in the database I'm using.

He's fucking shite. Prica is MILES better.

Just looked Prica up.

He's a 30 year old Swede and he's not nothing on my Russian boy wonder.

The Bat-Man wrote:

Pip wrote:

The Bat-Man wrote:Fuck off, turned into a star in my CSKA save, now he's even better in the database I'm using.

He's fucking shite. Prica is MILES better.

Just looked Prica up.

He's a 30 year old Swede and he's not nothing on my Russian boy wonder.

But he is a fantastic poacher

I just signed Prica on a free transfer, aged 35 but still going strong

I need to get a more balanced team, I have like 10 central midfielders and no real wingers.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

I just remembered a quality left winger, Gabriel Torje, and he fucking went to Atletico Madrid right under my nose for 2.4 million.

The Bat-Man wrote:FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

I just remembered a quality left winger, Gabriel Torje, and he fucking went to Atletico Madrid right under my nose for 2.4 million.

Sign Vingaard for fuck sake.

Pip wrote:

The Bat-Man wrote:FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

I just remembered a quality left winger, Gabriel Torje, and he fucking went to Atletico Madrid right under my nose for 2.4 million.

Sign Vingaard for fuck sake.

He looks like a 'tard.

The Bat-Man wrote:

Pip wrote:

The Bat-Man wrote:FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

I just remembered a quality left winger, Gabriel Torje, and he fucking went to Atletico Madrid right under my nose for 2.4 million.

Sign Vingaard for fuck sake.

He looks like a 'tard.

Cunt of a starement. He doesn't play like one though..

Andorra 0-9 England

Pip wrote:

Zzonked wrote:

Hardest group ever?

I've had harder.

I bet you have.

Jelavic9|RFC wrote:

Pip wrote:

Zzonked wrote:

Hardest group ever?

I've had harder.

I bet you have.

Indeed I have. Had Arsenal, Barca and Roma once in my group.

Started a new save in Feb 2011, took over Newcastle who were bottom, anyway 7 or so games to go I've given up on survival basically and am focusing on building my side for next year, made some really brilliant signings so far, still got some more targets in mind, I really can't wait to have all of them in my side next year whether that's in the Prem or the Championship (I'll most my most likely squad in another post when I've completed more transfers).

Pip wrote:

Jelavic9|RFC wrote:

Pip wrote:

Zzonked wrote:

Hardest group ever?

I've had harder.

I bet you have.

Indeed I have. Had Arsenal, Barca and Roma once in my group.

*i was referring to having a cock rammed up your arse*

Jelavic9|RFC wrote:

Pip wrote:

Jelavic9|RFC wrote:

Pip wrote:

Zzonked wrote:

Hardest group ever?

I've had harder.

I bet you have.

Indeed I have. Had Arsenal, Barca and Roma once in my group.

*i was referring to having a cock rammed up your arse*

What a load of poppycock.

Man City

Inter Milan

Rennais

Real Madrid



Was a group I had once.