Weirdest Teacher(s) you've ever had?????

Mutant123 wrote:My English teacher had a mental breakdown and came into school drunk and was take swigs out of her vodka bottle all lesson. She got suspended and turned out she was an anorexic as well.

My business teacher had a constant boner. We had him as a class all day. He was disgusting.

My primary school teacher (he was a supply teacher) used to get the girls to sit on his lap when it thundered. He hand a comb over, dandruff and lives with his mum (still!)

My Tech teacher used to think he was Jack Black, he looked like him a bit, and he used to get every one to call him Mr.Black and he acted like him. Needless to say he was a nutter.

My Physics teacher in year 11. He looked like a freak, skinny, bushy eyebrows, bushy balding hair and dressed like a nerd. He was about 65 years old. Whenever someone did something 'naughty' he would just stand there and stare at them until they left the room It was quite freaky, especially the first time it happened. We thought he was going to snap, but he just kept staring, not blinking, looking angry as fuck.

We had one teacher who thought he was in a morecombe and wise sketch constantly using old jokes that wernt funny



also we had a teacher who's wife ran of with a taxi driver so everyone picked on him for it.



and the fat sweaty teacher who thought he was the boss

History teacher, at least 55, lives at home with his mum, talks about sex in lessons

There was a history teacher who scream at a girl in my class in year 7 saying she's a dirty whore and wishs she could be cured of her STD's, shortly after he left.

My Yr 7 - 11 english teacher was definately a pervert. He was the only person, ever, who called me 'Jessie', he told girls to undo their top buttons rather than do them up, he smacked a girl on the bum as she was leaving the class and said he was supposed to 'smack her bag instead' and he used to walk up behind us, breathe down our knecks and rub our shoulders with his hands.

My history teacher in Yr 7 had a shrine dedicated to Orlando Bloom behind her desk

My french teacher in Yr 8 ran off with one of the school cleaners and to this day no one knows what happened to them.

Had a history/life skills teacher who was totally bat shit crazy. She only kept the job because she threatened to commit suicide if she got fired.

And there was an IT teacher who had been convicted of manslaughter when someone drowned on a school trip, when he moved to our school it got found out and this little chav whispered 'murderer' at him. Henwent fucking mental, was pretty scary.

We had a German Teacher who I used to wind-up so bad she left. I went on her laptop and played Zombie Nation - Kernkraft at full blast and unplugged the socket that allowed her to turn it down and I also froze her laptop so it was just playing at full blast from her classroom. We left the room in a hurry, got 500+ people outside her classwindow and just stood there while she was having a mental breakdown inside trying to turn it off. She left 2 weeks later.

I had a History teacher who used to get jealous when anyone spoke to a girl who I sat next to. She once put facepaint on me that resembled a cat (With the whiskers and nose) and she did the same and he went off his head. He also used to rub his balls when he spoke to girls, which someone put on YT. Unfortunatly the video was deleted and so was the person who put it on (Deleted from the school records that is), he left at the near end of Year 7.

I have this one teacher (never taught me) but he's quite high up in school too. When my RS teacher moved into his room me and my mate were cleaning out the other teachers draws with him. We were going through his draws and found a bunch of gay porno mags.

we had one teacher where he would shush constantly even when there was silence.



one teacher where he would start jumping onto different tables when we messed about.



one teacher who would make dirty grunting noises when he wrote on the board and spoke, like terretes?



one teacher who we still have who did some snuff in the middle of a lesson.



one teacher who couldnt dress himself and was just a mess.



one teacher who would go on and on about her horses, fucking MENTAL.



one teacher who didn't know how to use a computer so started smashing it as it wouldn't work.



one teacher who had a selection of sharp objects in his draw.



one teacher who had hearing problems so she shouted all the way through the lesson and another who had quite pothibly the betht lithp you could ever hear.

I once had this German sub for our history class, he got to class ten minutes late sweating, because he biked to class and only found out he had to sub that morning. Most of the class was spent on us conversing about the origins of our last names as he did the roll call.

Last year my U.S History teacher would sometimes have a question of the day in which, as he called rolled, asked us all the same question. It was rarely something history-related, and when it was, it was something like "What person from history would you like to sit down to have coffee with?".

Literally, my last four history teachers have been wackos.

In tenth grade my EU History teacher was a 40 year old hippie that lived alone with his dog, had never been maried, and had quick mood changes, he was cool though.

dude called himself Mwalimu..

edit: also had a P.E teacher who everyone thought was a pedo, I once saw a shirtless pic of my mate pinned to his message board hidden under his other shit.

My teacher shit his pants when he saw a Rolo (no not our rolo)

An English teacher in high school who was horrible at speaking, well, English... At least two thirds of the class were actually better at both speaking and writing the language than her.

My head teacher in middle school used to scratch her arse then slyly sniff her fingers. We all laughed at her each time she did once and she banned us from the last school trip.

I had a French teacher who used to let us sniff her sweetie jar when we got a question right

I had an IT teacher who seemed like a bit of a perv (Because I showed him a picture of my arse taken with a school camera and he calmly said "You shouldn't be doing that", although it was a picture of my elbow). He was later sacked for being a porn director.

I had a IT teacher on a two week course a few weeks back and she was always coming over to me asking if I needed her help, and I was like no Im good, then she would sit down beside me and draw on my arm. This happened until my head of year came in and saw her drawing on my arm. He was like "Adam, whats she doing?" I was like "errr... Sir Im not sure, I just want to get a C in IT". It was a compulsary Course in school with a IT 'Specialist', who was about 25, Blonde and had some bigger knockers.

Jord wrote:Pedophile art teacher. Dropped pencils to look up girls skirts, got found out by the principle and got kicked out.

That guy sounds like me.

Weirdest teacher I've ever had..

One of my English teachers, fit as fuck, she once caught me staring at her tits and she got horny, she was like "Oh Hashem" with a sly smile.



Okay that isn't weird but I just had to say it.

Kris wrote:An English teacher in high school who was horrible at speaking, well, English... At least two thirds of the class were actually better at both speaking and writing the language than her.

That's apparently not so uncommon here, i've only ever had one who were really good.. Did study at Cambridge though.

I've got nothing, funny to read about everyone elses odd ones but i haven't noticed any of my teachers so far having odd or weird things.. Rumors about one favoring girls that were showing what they got as long as they didn't say much but that is barely anything special when the teacher is male and over 50.