Weirdest Teacher(s) you've ever had?????

I have a teacher that, if you mention Aliens in his lesson, the rest of the lesson turns into him telling us why aliens exist in the science behind UFOs and stuff

Just wondering about other people, cause at my school hes probably the weirdest teacher, so its nothing too weird

Well my Engineering teacher got into a fight with 4 kids, and basically wrecked them. The other was depressed, as his brother is a Footballer and his parents loved his brother more, too many.

In Primary School my class made a teacher retired, and I was probably the main reason for it.

Tell us more Arda Turan

I don't get it.

My Physics teacher for Grades 10 & 11 (same guy). Rode his bicycle to school, always had red eyes like he was stoned - spoke like it as well. He also told us that if you were in front of a wall and you and the wall started to vibrate really fast then you could walk through it.


Legend.

Rei Andros wrote:My Physics teacher for Grades 10 & 11 (same guy). Rode his bicycle to school, always had red eyes like he was stoned - spoke like it as well. He also told us that if you were in front of a wall and you and the wall started to vibrate really fast then you could walk through it.


Legend.

That happens in an episode of Fringe.

We had a trainee teacher teaching us for a while, he was yellow and he wore a silver/ grey suit every day. He was left handed and rubbed everything off the board as he wrote it, and had the handwriting of a two year old.

Once we had this black guy as a sub for Physics, his name was "Mr. Bernard".

The lesson started by him walking around the room and singing us a hymn of some sort. He also told us to just take a little rest while he was doing that.

Then he tried to tell us that the answer to every question in science was "The spirit". Literally, he would ask a question and then my mate would shout the spirit and he'd be like YES CORRECT.

I shit you not, he was crazy.

kyro7 wrote:In Primary School my class made a teacher retired, and I was probably the main reason for it.

Just saw this post and realised it wasn't really related to the topic, what was I thinking.

One teacher I had made someone do a 300 word essay on grass.

Because he grassed someone up to a teacher

One of our chemistry teachers ended up not being arsed to teach us properly this year. She'd just freak out, shout at just about everyone, and cry.

She's retired now. Trust her to do that when I've left school. Old bitch.

My RE teacher was showing us a film of where the main guy is an executioner, and when it got to the part where people were being hanged, she didn't want to watch. So what did she do? Watch, and run out the classroom screaming.

This guy was new, he was about 60 years old, and I think he was a ICT teacher, and my school was like 75-80% Black people (including mix raced ECT) And everytime someone who was Black walked past him, he would put his two fingers up and wave them away, needless to say he was fired after about 1 week.

Oh yeah, our English teacher in year 7 (who then taugh is GCSE Media) would just make us read a book all lesson in English. And if we'd finished, he'd say read it again. He'd make the girls do loads of jobs for him, an he once made someone colour in the entire White board, and then wipe it clean.

We also had a Polish D&T teacher who locked this kid in the cupboard and was sacked the next day.

Pedophile art teacher. Dropped pencils to look up girls skirts, got found out by the principle and got kicked out.

Some crazy drunken Scottish teacher i had for French language classes in year 7-9. He was insanely pranoid and used to acusse us of being racist to Scottish people (even the Scottish aren't a race ) kept telling us he would get a lawyer and send us to court. I also think he was perving on female students, there were strong rumors that he had lots of pictures on his school laptop of female students in PE kits, pictures of zoomed in on their chests etc.

We never actually learnt anything either, he didn't care about us and just put on a DVD or let us play games on the laptops every lesson. Surprisingly enough, he might still work at that school although i heard he got sacked shortly after i left.

double post....

I had a French teacher who used to spit on people when they were good. He whacked them with a book when they were bad.

He was fired after 5 weeks.

Jord wrote:Pedophile art teacher. Dropped pencils to look up girls skirts, got found out by the principle and got kicked out.

One of our biology teachers was meant to be like that.

Never noticed it myself really, although I could see why people said he was. He just had a heart attack instead of being sacked.

badham21 wrote:I have a teacher that, if you mention Aliens in his lesson, the rest of the lesson turns into him telling us why aliens exist in the science behind UFOs and stuff

Just wondering about other people, cause at my school hes probably the weirdest teacher, so its nothing too weird

I had a teacher like that

He said he had found a way to build a energy creating magnet machine.

However he then said if we asked him in the future had he built it he would say no because if he said yes the Oil barons would assassinate him.

Had a few weirdos.

My maths teacher, asked me a question and I didn't know the answer, so I said "I don't know" and he wrote that on the board, so i started laughing and he wrote haha after it, then I spoke some more and he started writing is as I pronounced everything In the end i told him to fuck off and I got sent down to set 2.

A biology teacher, used to have him last lesson on a friday. I had to get up at 6am every morning for school so by 2:30 I was a bit tired. Fell asleep on the table, my head on the side... And the teacher comes up and says, "are you ok there James"... and I open my eyes and he is stood there right in front of me, all I thought was "wtf is he standing there with his dick in front of me for". I didn't fall asleep in his lesson after that.

A P.E teacher who was a nob. We had house football matches, I was in the shittest house for sports (it was all random, assigned by name) So obviously I was the best player. First 2 games we somehow managed to win 1 and draw 1 with me scoring 4 goals. Then the last game, the stupid nob did everything he could to not let us win. First of all I ran down to the left, cut inside running into the box, the defender (my mate) stuck his leg out, I knocked the ball past and he brought me down. Ref said I dived The 2 minutes later someone passed to me and it bobbled over my foot because of the shitty pitch and went out for a throw in and I just said "fuck sake" to myself... And he sent me off. I stormed off having a right hissy fit and we ended up losing that game meaning we finished 2nd.

Then probably the funniest, we had this french guy teaching us history because our normal teacher was ill. He wrote on a white board with a yellow pen that could barely be read So people where complaining about that, lesson went on with pretty much no one doing work and just sitting around talking. Then at the end he tried keeping everyone in, letting people he thought had been good out 1 by 1. Well 20 minutes later he had let 5 people out, the school buses had already set off, and the buses that werent run by school had been and gone. Well, this lass was threatening to jump out of the window (2 floors up), she was crying her eyes out and screaming her head off... She sat on the ledge of the window dangling her legs out of the window screaming she was gonna jump In the end another teacher came up and told the other teacher he couldn't keep us in like that... Never saw him at the school again.

Oh and my Spanish teacher gave me detention for 2 weeks after school for using an online translator to do my 5 page coursework.

this guy was my chemistry teacher last year, he retired though



thinking back, i once had a supply teacher who couldnt control the class, she just sat there and we did whatever we want, and once two people were having a sword fight with 2 meter rulers, and two other people were having a fist fight for some reason and the head of year walked in.
she wasnt even fired

Had a massive alcoholic who had a bottle of whiskey in the draw of his desk.

Peado Kennedy.

I had a teacher in the third grade who could never stay on topics, we never took notes (note taking was so big back then) because she would always talk about how history relates to her cat, or her trip to the store. Was boring as shit but at least we didnt have to take notes.

This guy:
http://www.gazette-news.co.uk/news/local/colchester/9117286.Teacher_who_viewed_porn_is_working_in_a_school_again/
Our Science class was so bad, we forced him in depression, he had a mental break down, divorced his wife, and lost his job watching porn on a school laptop. He was a freak too.

My English teacher had a mental breakdown and came into school drunk and was take swigs out of her vodka bottle all lesson. She got suspended and turned out she was an anorexic as well.

My business teacher had a constant boner. We had him as a class all day. He was disgusting.

My primary school teacher (he was a supply teacher) used to get the girls to sit on his lap when it thundered. He hand a comb over, dandruff and lives with his mum (still!)

My Tech teacher used to think he was Jack Black, he looked like him a bit, and he used to get every one to call him Mr.Black and he acted like him. Needless to say he was a nutter.

I had a Polish RE teacher, who allowed us to watch Coach Carter every lesson. For about a year, we watched the same 45 minutes of Coach Carter because he always started from the same bit cos that was his favourite.

Had a Irish Maths teacher who when he said 'Two thirds' it sounded like 'Two turds' and 30 pence 'dirty pants' - That was in year 7 (immature ) and I was pissin myself laughing.

We found Asian porn movies in our IT Teachers draws one day when he was off. So we wrote on his board something and ever since that day, they were locked.