We should make our own commandments of how to be a successful gloryhunter. Every accepted commandment given to me will be added to the OP until we form a suitable list!
*01* Thou must view Sky Sports as a season ticket
*02* Thou must have a made up story of being connected to the club somehow.
*03* Thou must support any team other than Hull City.
*04* Thou must attend less than 99% of the team's home games.
*05* Thou must include something like 'MUFC' as their middle name on Facebook to show their support
*06* Thou must hunt glory.
*07* Thou excuse of 'My whole family supports them, I had no choice!'
*08* Thou will use distance as an excuse for going to games.
*09* Thou shall not visit the club's stadium unless it's for pictures and a tour
*10* Thou will watch games on a Stream
*11* Thou shalt wear a green and gold scarf over an official replica shirt if thou is a Man Utd fan.
*12* Thou shall take plenty of pictures and be prepared with sandwiches on thy rare attendance at a game
*13* Thou shalt move into the shaddows when your team looses and claim you don't support them
*14* Thou shall view Heskey as shit, when in reality, Heskey is a god amongst men.
*15* Thou shall be Korean, Japanese or Chinese. Or from the South of England.
*16* Thou shall base all lower league 'knowledge' on the opinions of the Football League Show
*17* Thou shalt try to bluff knowledge on every footballing subject.
*18* Thou shall say that their club is the greatest without ever watching them.
*19* Thou shall choose the most recent European Cup champions as the team in which they will gloryhunt, upon becoming a 'fan'
*20* Thou favourite player is Messi.
*21* Thou shall support Barcelona when Liverpool are having a bad time.
*22* Thou must support Man Utd when the going gets tough
The GLORYHUNTERS Commandments
*01* Thou must view Sky Sports as a season ticket
*02* Thou must have a made up story of being connected to the club somehow.
*03* Thou must support any team other than Hull City.
*04* Thou must attend less than 99% of the team's home games.
*05* Thou must include something like 'MUFC' as their middle name on Facebook to show their support
*06* Thou must hunt glory.
*07* Thou excuse of 'My whole family supports them, I had no choice!'
*08* Thou will use distance as an excuse for going to games.
*09* Thou shall not visit the club's stadium unless it's for pictures and a tour
*10* Thou will watch games on a Stream
*11* Thou shalt wear a green and gold scarf over an official replica shirt if thou is a Man Utd fan.
*12* Thou shall take plenty of pictures and be prepared with sandwiches on thy rare attendance at a game
*13* Thou shalt move into the shaddows when your team looses and claim you don't support them
*14* Thou shall view Heskey as shit, when in reality, Heskey is a god amongst men.
*15* Thou shall be Korean, Japanese or Chinese. Or from the South of England.
*16* Thou shall base all lower league 'knowledge' on the opinions of the Football League Show
*17* Thou shalt try to bluff knowledge on every footballing subject.
*18* Thou shall say that their club is the greatest without ever watching them.
*19* Thou shall choose the most recent European Cup champions as the team in which they will gloryhunt, upon becoming a 'fan'
*20* Thou favourite player is Messi.
*21* Thou shall support Barcelona when Liverpool are having a bad time.
*22* Thou must support Man Utd when the going gets tough
Last edited by Forest on Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:31 pm; edited 1 time in total
