The LAD Bible

https://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/LADbible

Post thy commandments here.

List of annoying words:

Lad
Banter

crump wrote:List of annoying words:

Lad
Banter

This.

It's so cringe worthy.

Thou shall never have my profile picture as me in the mirror with my phone

Thou shall never lift the toilet seat

crump wrote:List of annoying words:

Lad
Banter

ZlatanFabregas wrote:

crump wrote:List of annoying words:

Lad
Banter

This.

It's so cringe worthy.

I get the feeling that thou are not true LADs

Forest wrote:Thou shall never have my profile picture as me in the mirror with my phone

Guys who do that

Why can't people understand that seeing something before liking it is the right way to go.

ZlatanFabregas wrote:

crump wrote:List of annoying words:

Lad
Banter

This.

It's so cringe worthy.

Whats wrong with the word lad.

Thou shalt not cockblock a friend.

Thou Shalt recognise Hugh Hefner as the Truest of LAD's.

I've not liked it tbh, liking things on facebook is gay.

A girl just commented on that group. Fit and blonde, kissing another fit blonde in her pic. I gave her the honour of an 11/10. LAD.

It's not loading for me anymore, it's overloading

Same


I've just had it on a tab for a while now just reading through them

Mine have been doing well for likes

Mr Leiva wrote:

ZlatanFabregas wrote:

crump wrote:List of annoying words:

Lad
Banter

This.

It's so cringe worthy.

Whats wrong with the word lad.

There's nothing wrong with it at all, unless it's used in this context.

The word just makes me think of east London, with all the cockneys, wobbling their heads, reading The Sun. But then the word seemed to be slowly adopted by upper and upper middle class 15 year old boys, I just think it sounds silly.

Banter is hardly annoying.. but Lad is a shite word

Liked it just to see what the fuss is about.. pretty shit

I see you liked my rating for the fit blonde Luke

this bible craic is actually pretty funny

215) Thou shall announce to all upon delivery of a turd of epic proportions. Thou shalt also leave it unflushed as to allow others to gaze upon said epic faecal sculpture.

207) Thou shall never question Stephen Fry.

200) Thou must never share the LAD Bible with a female as it would distract her from her sandwich making duties.

My favourite of mine is, Thou shalt judge all footballers by their Fifa and Football Manager rating

Thou shall have Next Hype on thy iPod

Our LADS who art in women,
Whatever be thy name.
Thy Sperm will come.
In the Fanny or the Bum
at home as it is in a brothel.
Give us this day our daily head,
and forgive us our Eagerness,
as we forgive those who are frigid against us,
and lead us into temptation,
but deliver us from babies.
For LADS made the kingdom,
and the LAD power, and the morning glory,
for ever and ever.
Aman.

Dear lord that's some bullshit right there. Thank fuck I didn't like it.

I've been getting a fair few likes on some of the comments i've made

Thou shalt peng lad, always zippidy doo da scrogglerog banter.

Thou must say this when the possible situation of receiving a blowjob arises

This just screams 'lads' in chinos and Jack Wills jumpers.

Lemme get this straight.

Lad = British broski

amirite?