From Yorkshire to London Cam's Journey in the world of FM

Half-Season report!

It's been an alright season so far for us and we're currently in third even though it's been like a game of musical chairs on the top between us, Chelsea and York(!) I'll just show you some screenshots:



League Table:





Team and Player Stats and Prefered Formations:






Best result of the season:




Transfers

So far most of my transfers have done well, especially Primorac and Marco Antonio, who as you can see are the top goal scorers. Guiliano, Fairclough and Ignacio Jimenez have also fit into the team well, and previous key player, Luka Modric has struggled to even make the bench.

Easy game in the Champions League!

Spurs fans up and down the country were delighted to hear that their rivals for the first knockout round were minnows from above the border, Rangers. There was scenes of jubilations as fans rushed to book tickets for the quarter final stage and all the odds on a 7-0 thrashing were slashed in half as crazed fans put all their money on a Spurs victory. Spurs former manager, 'Arry 'Del boy' Redknapp said 'Rangers were a triffic team.. in the past'


There has been dancing in the streets in North London and parties in pubs all across Tottenham with fans singing towards Rangers 'Champions League, you're having a laugh!'

Haggart not happy with domestic cup exits


In a press conference after his Spurs team was knocked out in the third round of the FA Cup, manager Cam has reacted angrily. 'I'm devastated and angry, we should have won today but we failed to produce the goods when it really mattered! I'll be having some stern words with the team and i'll work to make sure this doesn't cause a dip in form in the league and in the Champions League.'

Spurs have failed to progress past the 4th round in either of the domestic cups since Haggart took over. When asked if he is bothered by this bad luck he said
'Bothered? I'm a bit worried that it could become a hoo doo or something and the only way for us to break it is win a cup or something but you can see by the fact that we won the Europa League last season means that we have no problems with Cup competitions. It's a shame that we'll have to wait until next year to put this defeat right but we'll be ready, if i'm still here next season.

United offer Contract to Spurs Boss!


It is believed that David Gill have offered Cameron Haggart a job offer. In a press conference this morning Cameron said 'Yes, they did offer me a job.'

When asked if he had accepted it, the Spurs manager told the massing reporters 'What do you think? I told Mr Gill where he could shove that Job offer. I will NEVER, and I mean NEVER EVER manage that team. I am a life long Liverpool fan and I would rather retire from football than go there. And eve nif I wasn't I reckon we'll have a better future here at White Hart Lane and I think that's proved when we bought their best player in the January transfer window.


The spurs manager then proceeded to strap a jet pack to his back and fly through the ceiling singing 'You'll never walk alone'

Rangers destroyed by resolute spurs!






Tottenham Hotspur are through to the Champions League quarter finals after a 4-1 home win followed by a 1-0 win at Ibrox. Rangers were never really in the games as their goal came from a penalty and they didn't get a shot on target in either leg.


Speaking after the game, Manager Cameron Haggart was very happy as he spoke to reporters. 'I'm glad we've got through to the next round, but it was never in doubt really, was it? I mean come on, it's Rangers! I'm annoyed that we conceded that penalty but it didn't really affect our result or our composure, especially as it was at the very end of the game.

Rangers Manager, Jose Mourinho (I know ) questioned Haggarts approach after the game pointing out if Haggarts' boys took the opportunity to shoot rather than walking it in the net, they would be better off for it.


The Yorkshire born Spurs manager replied to this by saying 'Look mate, what was the score? 5-1 on aggregate so I think my tactics worked out fine. I think 'the special one' ( ) should focus on his own team and take a long hard look at himself because he's just a greasy has-been who is managing in the SPL. He obviously can't accept that there are younger and better managers on the scene, he's obviously been talking to Pele a bit too much. F**king idiot, if he has a problem with me, why doesn't he say it to my face? Cos he's a f**king c**t who can't f**king talk to my f**king face, f**king b*****d'