Interview by your very own "The-Reporter":
Me: What is going wrong Roy?
Hodgson: Nothing, we're doing alright.
Me: You just lost to Blackpool.
Hodgson: We are third in the league, says in the Sun look...
Me: You got the paper upside down Roy.
Hodgson: Its the Owner's fault.
Me: Why what did they do?
Hodgson: Employed me and Rafa.
Me: Rafa won a champions league??
Hodgson: With with with Houllier's team, Couldn't lend me a fiver could you? (Picking nose)
Me: What for?
Hodgson: Im im im going down ladbroke's
Me: (hands Roy a fiver) Got any tips?
Hodgson: Put your house on Everton.
Me: Thanks Roy, goodnight.
Hodgson: (Hobbling to ladbrokes) Byeeeee!
Me: What is going wrong Roy?
Hodgson: Nothing, we're doing alright.
Me: You just lost to Blackpool.
Hodgson: We are third in the league, says in the Sun look...
Me: You got the paper upside down Roy.
Hodgson: Its the Owner's fault.
Me: Why what did they do?
Hodgson: Employed me and Rafa.
Me: Rafa won a champions league??
Hodgson: With with with Houllier's team, Couldn't lend me a fiver could you? (Picking nose)
Me: What for?
Hodgson: Im im im going down ladbroke's
Me: (hands Roy a fiver) Got any tips?
Hodgson: Put your house on Everton.
Me: Thanks Roy, goodnight.
Hodgson: (Hobbling to ladbrokes) Byeeeee!