Worst pain ever?

Zzonked wrote:Did you get mugged or something Mal?

Nope. Where I live it's NW1 against NW5. Sadly for me, being from NW1, I went to school in NW5. The school actually had to rearrange my time table so I could leave earlier than everyone else, because people used to wait for me.

Now I'm with my missus who's from NW5. I don't make it easy for myself.

On the other hand, a surprisingly un-painful thing was when my mate threw a dart at my shin, got stuck on quite far but it hardly even hurt.


Once I got hit in the balls so hard I threw up, that was probably worst for me

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:On the other hand, a surprisingly un-painful thing was when my mate threw a dart at my shin, got stuck on quite far but it hardly even hurt.


Once I got hit in the balls so hard I threw up, that was probably worst for me

Fuck that.

I don't think one of my testes has ever dropped back to it's former glory...

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:I don't think one of my testes has ever dropped back to it's former glory...

I'll say it again; fuck that.

I got stabbed in the arm when I was 16. I was absolutely parraletic and had adrenaline pumping so I didn't even feel it.

Definitely breaking a bone. From my experiences anyway.

When i was like 10 and was zooming around on my bike and fell off was pretty painful, mostly because the bike went down and the handles bar stuck up vertically and i fell onto the end of it with my balls. Was in hospital for about 4 days

Getting hit in the balls is unbelievably painful

Also got hit by a metal baseball bat on the arm in a fight once. Didn't break but hurt like shit.

Passing a kidney stone is said to be the worst pain a man could ever feel. I haven't had that experience yet and hope never to.

Tootheache is the worst pain I have ever felt.

blackskar wrote:I imagine breaking your collarbone would be up there? Heard that's very painful.

Apparently that happened to me but I was only a toddler, don't remember how much it hurt.

Having your head split open REALLY hurts though.

Muscle tears are agony. Torn all the muscles in my one leg.

Breaking a bone doesn't really hurt. It just feels wrong and looks horrible.

Rubbercrumb in your eye is painful too. Playing Rugby on the school 3G pitch last year, thought I'd be a funny fuck when I got through clear with the ball and did a Kuqi style dive to get the try, and ended up with rubber pieces in my eye.

Lego, you think that you have tidied it all up but then... BOOM you are hit with the plastic foot assassin.

Fucking hurts.

Forest wrote:Rubbercrumb in your eye is painful too. Playing Rugby on the school 3G pitch last year, thought I'd be a funny fuck when I got through clear with the ball and did a Kuqi style dive to get the try, and ended up with rubber pieces in my eye.

H-T-W14i wrote:Lego, you think that you have tidied it all up but then... BOOM you are hit with the plastic foot assassin.

Fucking hurts.

Even worse when it somehow enters the rectum.

Worst pain I've ever experienced was when I stupidly held a car cigarette lighter at the end you light the fag from, so I burnt the skin off of my finger and it went all purple/gree and gross.

I've been bitten by a dog too but that didn't really hurt, was more of a shock and breaking my wrist didn't hurt much because it wasn't that bad of a break.

Clamping your ear with burning hair straighteners is horrible too.

Mufasa dying for sure.

Second to that is this tooth ache I've got now.

Am I the one who thinks the pain they're feeling now is much worse, and I think like I'd much rather have a stomach ache right now, but if I had a stomach ache I'd rather have a tooth ache.

Anal.

Family member dying.

Breaking my leg while playing football for my school team.It hurt like a bitch.

Forest reminded me...

I was visiting a friend doing work experience at a construction site near East York and some idiot working above me knocked a huge amount of sawdust right infront of me and the wind threw it all in my eyes. I didn't close my eyes either so it got right into my eyes. Each blink was pure agony and I couldn't keep my eyes shut, but wide open.

Had to be one of the worse experiences in my life.