Worst pain ever?

What is the worst pain ever? Giving birth doesn't count because I say so.

Vote away.

I stuck my knee in a doorhandle once. I'm guessing it hurt, but I was only 7.

I'd imagine snapping your banjo string would be pretty painful. Makes me cringe at the thought of it

What about when you get those random cramps in your legs at night?

Feels like a fucking vice

I had a car boot door shut on my head once, that kind of hurt.

When Mufasa died is up there. Scar you fucking cunt.

Being bit by a Black Widow.

On just physical pain. Burning. That shit hurts so much I don't even remember how much it hurt. Like my mind thought the trauma was so big it's best I just forget it.

In all honesty, toothache.

It's by far the worst pain. I had a cracked tooth not long ago which got an infection in the root.

It's so hard to explain the pain but it was unbearable, at the time death seemed like a good option.

I was pretty much in tears lying on the floor. Then swallowing painkillers for fun.

Funnily enough, before I went to the dentist, I for some reason decided to go to football training. I got headbutted in the jaw and the pain went away Then it came back on the way home

^ My worst was having an abscess in my gum due to an infection caused by the "leaking of metal tooth" (long story short...75% of one of my teeth is fake due to shit luck with tooth growth messing it up)....and I was on holiday...in a water park and had no possible way to help ease the throbbing pain. Was even worse than when I checked if a solder iron was on by touching it

Worst pain ever overall? Or worst pain ever you've experienced?

Wanking cramp.

Getting kicked in the balls when the person is wearing steel capped boots is up there for me

Stepping on a piece of lego. That fucking hurts.

Stubbing your toe is another that's painful
or banging your funny bone

Stepping on a plug hurts like hell too.

Testicular Tortion or busting an ear drum for me

You guys have obviously never broken a bone.

Nope

Chopped the top of my finger off though the other week

Ewww, were they able to re-attach it?

Yeah

Any you guys ever had 7 splinters stuck firmly in your hand?

2 of them are still in there now.

I imagine breaking your collarbone would be up there? Heard that's very painful.

I've broke my right wrist twice and didn't cry once. Crazy.


I ripped all the skin off my little finger once. Stung like mad and I cried like a bitch. Teachers would let me go home or have a plaster either

At least it won't look to deformed then.

Did you cut through the nail, or below?

Steadman wrote:You guys have obviously never broken a bone.

I have, broken both my big toes...pain wasn't too bad though I guess they're one of the least painful bones to break.

Through the nail.

I heard the most painful bone you can break is your femur.

I ripped all my nail off my thumb once, that's really painful. Did it playing Basketball and didn't want to ask the teacher if I could sit out. Would have sounded so gay when he asked me why and i;d have said' Oh, I've ripped my nail'

Dan wins.