P dot Ride, P dot Ride
Your boyfriend said, open up wide
So you got down low, and opened up
Then the gay P_Rick, inserted a cup
Your face just dropped, and then you screamed
Your boyfriend stood there, and then he creamed
All over your face, so you licked him out
The neighbours could hear, him scream and shout
The police came round, and knocked on your door
Whilst you and your boyfriend, were on the floor
You quickly got up, and pulled it out
Went to the toilet, to wiggle it about
Spunk went up, your bathroom wall
And your stiffy stood, at 1 inch tall
Went downstairs and finally opened the door
Police thought it was fighting, they were sure
They went upstairs, into your room
To find your boyfriend, with the vacuum
The police were shocked, and left straight away
They never thought, that you were gay
You and your boyfriend, started to giggle
Then you got it back out, and gave it a wiggle
Then you got down, on your hands and knees
Put your mouth round his shaft, I bet he was pleased
You sucked and sucked, until he came
Then he said, your sucking was lame
You were shocked, and hit him on the head
Next thing you know, he dropped down dead
You ran away, and lived on the street
The only action you got, was slapping your meat
Then one day, it came to you
It's been a while, since you had a Poo
Infact it had, must of been days
Turned out your boyfriend, had given you Aids
So the moral of, my story is
It must be a pússy, in which you Jízz
xxx
Your boyfriend said, open up wide
So you got down low, and opened up
Then the gay P_Rick, inserted a cup
Your face just dropped, and then you screamed
Your boyfriend stood there, and then he creamed
All over your face, so you licked him out
The neighbours could hear, him scream and shout
The police came round, and knocked on your door
Whilst you and your boyfriend, were on the floor
You quickly got up, and pulled it out
Went to the toilet, to wiggle it about
Spunk went up, your bathroom wall
And your stiffy stood, at 1 inch tall
Went downstairs and finally opened the door
Police thought it was fighting, they were sure
They went upstairs, into your room
To find your boyfriend, with the vacuum
The police were shocked, and left straight away
They never thought, that you were gay
You and your boyfriend, started to giggle
Then you got it back out, and gave it a wiggle
Then you got down, on your hands and knees
Put your mouth round his shaft, I bet he was pleased
You sucked and sucked, until he came
Then he said, your sucking was lame
You were shocked, and hit him on the head
Next thing you know, he dropped down dead
You ran away, and lived on the street
The only action you got, was slapping your meat
Then one day, it came to you
It's been a while, since you had a Poo
Infact it had, must of been days
Turned out your boyfriend, had given you Aids
So the moral of, my story is
It must be a pússy, in which you Jízz
xxx
