I reckon your boobs are size double D
You came to our chat thread and brightened things up
A girl like you should be in 2 girls 1 cup
Rapping aside, i'm no slim shady
Maybe you should apply for Ladette to Lady
Meh, anyway, you said i should be a poet laudrette
But I work in a Fruit Shop, stacking Courgettes
But unfortunately I won't be able to display any love
But if i were to do so, i'd send you a dove
But the thing is, I can't betray Jess
But i'll admit, you've gotta nice chest
x
P.s
Cheryl Cole has Malaria
She went to a bad area
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