A touchline ban is about as useful as tits on Kuled if the manager gets to have a little white phone with him in the stands.
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A touchline ban is pointless if the manager gets to have a phone in the stands.
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Guest- Guest
You could have just said "as useful as Kuled".
Guest- Guest
False. He might get a shit signal
Carlos Jenkinson-
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Very trye
dena-
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Shouldn't even be in the stadium to me.
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True.
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He could have a little white phone at home.menalawyerguy wrote:A touchline ban is about as useful as tits on Kuled if the manager gets to have a little white phone with him in the stands.
menalawyerguy-
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dena wrote:Shouldn't even be in the stadium to me.
I think he should be in the stadium and if he goes to a phone, or a handheld devise of any kind, the ban and fine gets increased. If he just stays home, then you can't monitor him.
LeBron-
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menalawyerguy wrote:A touchline ban is about as useful as tits on Kuled if the manager gets to have a little white phone with him in the stands.
False.
Key word being touchline ban.
Meaning the manager can't give orders from the touchline.
Neither can the assistant if he is in the dugout talking to the manager on the phone.
menalawyerguy-
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Spider wrote:menalawyerguy wrote:A touchline ban is about as useful as tits on Kuled if the manager gets to have a little white phone with him in the stands.
False.
Key word being touchline ban.
Meaning the manager can't give orders from the touchline.
Neither can the assistant if he is in the dugout talking to the manager on the phone.
What is the little white phone for then?
LeBron-
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menalawyerguy wrote:Spider wrote:menalawyerguy wrote:A touchline ban is about as useful as tits on Kuled if the manager gets to have a little white phone with him in the stands.
False.
Key word being touchline ban.
Meaning the manager can't give orders from the touchline.
Neither can the assistant if he is in the dugout talking to the manager on the phone.
What is the little white phone for then?
Phoning Playboy TV.
Dean-
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I'd say True, all communications should be banned.
menalawyerguy-
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Spider wrote:menalawyerguy wrote:Spider wrote:menalawyerguy wrote:A touchline ban is about as useful as tits on Kuled if the manager gets to have a little white phone with him in the stands.
False.
Key word being touchline ban.
Meaning the manager can't give orders from the touchline.
Neither can the assistant if he is in the dugout talking to the manager on the phone.
What is the little white phone for then?
Phoning Playboy TV.
Every five minutes. Horny bugger
LeBron-
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menalawyerguy wrote:Spider wrote:menalawyerguy wrote:Spider wrote:menalawyerguy wrote:A touchline ban is about as useful as tits on Kuled if the manager gets to have a little white phone with him in the stands.
False.
Key word being touchline ban.
Meaning the manager can't give orders from the touchline.
Neither can the assistant if he is in the dugout talking to the manager on the phone.
What is the little white phone for then?
Phoning Playboy TV.
Every five minutes. Horny bugger
It would have been more interesting than watching the match.
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False,There is a stadium ban option if FA wanted that. Jose had that ban i think in the CL didnt he
Lux-
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True, but these touch line bans against managers who speak the truth about shit refs are wrong anyway.
Dean-
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And also, it's probably fucking helped, because arguably, you get a better view of the game up in the stands (in fact it's not even arguable it's true) than you do on the touchline.
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I used to think Touchline bans meant that managers had to sit in the dressing rooms and watch the game on a tiny TV.
Until I realised that it was quite a literal meaning. Still like my version better though.
Until I realised that it was quite a literal meaning. Still like my version better though.
Guest- Guest
Punishment needs to be harsher. Don't let him in the changing room or near the team when they get to the stadium. Infact, don't let him in the stadium at all.
Barton-
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Shouldn't be allowed any contact to the team or the coaching staff at all.
Damn Fergie and his little white phone.
Damn Fergie and his little white phone.
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Speaking of touchline bans, I actually learned that coaches (manager & assistants) are not allowed to be on their phone in the technical area in my referee recertification class a month ago. I wonder if that rule applies to FIFA/UEFA/FA as well.
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Might be harder to communicate away from home.
ResurrectionRooney-
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ahlycotc wrote:Speaking of touchline bans, I actually learned that coaches (manager & assistants) are not allowed to be on their phone in the technical area in my referee recertification class a month ago. I wonder if that rule applies to FIFA/UEFA/FA as well.
What you're forgetting is that we're Man United and we do what we want.
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He looks like Noel Edmonds with that phone, Deal or No Deal...
Grenade-
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No they should be put behind bars for 12hours during match days.
