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Paulinho
jeb4eva
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Childish Logic
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Jord
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What is Polska's True Nationality?
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What is Polska's Nationality?
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Total Votes: 26
Jord-
- Formerly known as : SUPAH BURNLEY!
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- Post n°1
What is Polska's True Nationality?
This needs to be sorted out once and for all!
Mouse-
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Scottish.
Childish Logic-
- Formerly known as : NZG
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Need to know how he looks.
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Mc Babel wrote:Scottish.
Fucking beat me to it, by a distance.
SBSP-
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Obviously French as he looks like Gourcuff.
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NZG wrote:Need to know how he looks.
Oh fuck sake SBSP how are you so fast at everything
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He said he looks like a darker Gourcuff, so probably from a French colony. Probably Guadeloupe.
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- Post n°10
Re: What is Polska's True Nationality?
All of the above, born to a Scottish mother who tried to have him aborted by beating her bulging fetus with a brick. Miraculously, the abortion failed and he survived. His Polish father Jaroslav then raised him in Canada, where his troubled upbringing led him to develop a liking for Venezuelan shemales.
Andy-
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- Post n°12
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German.
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- Post n°13
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The Maestro wrote:All of the above, born to a Scottish mother who tried to have him aborted by beating her bulging fetus with a brick. Miraculously, the abortion failed and he survived. His Polish father Jaroslav then raised him in Canada, where his troubled upbringing led him to develop a liking for Venezuelan shemales.
omfg zomg too funneh!!
jeb4eva-
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- Post n°14
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- Post n°15
Re: What is Polska's True Nationality?
Nationality?
I hold Canadian, Polish and Venezuelan passports. I may have dropped the Venezuelan one recently though because I think in Canada you are only supposed to carry one other nationality other than Canadian I think?
If you meant ethnicity, I am half Polish, half latino and born in Canada. There are a lot of Polish-South Americans, over 2Million in Argentina, and 4M in Brazil, and countless more in other South American countries. I know another Polish-South American from Chile on my Wisla Krakow forums and have personally met several Poles (admittedly much to my surprise) while I was in Venezuela.
I hold Canadian, Polish and Venezuelan passports. I may have dropped the Venezuelan one recently though because I think in Canada you are only supposed to carry one other nationality other than Canadian I think?
If you meant ethnicity, I am half Polish, half latino and born in Canada. There are a lot of Polish-South Americans, over 2Million in Argentina, and 4M in Brazil, and countless more in other South American countries. I know another Polish-South American from Chile on my Wisla Krakow forums and have personally met several Poles (admittedly much to my surprise) while I was in Venezuela.
Paulinho-
- Formerly known as : psyroukis
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- Post n°16
Re: What is Polska's True Nationality?
Life=ruined
That is almost as shocking/devastating as when I found out Scott wasn't a ladies man
That is almost as shocking/devastating as when I found out Scott wasn't a ladies man
Kelloggg8-
- Formerly known as : QwertyKirby
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- Post n°17
Re: What is Polska's True Nationality?
Where he was born. Seems like he was born in Poland.
dena-
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- Post n°18
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Polish - Canadian, all the other shit is backwash.
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- Post n°19
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To be honest, this is how I feel about myself.dena wrote:Polish - Canadian, all the other shit is backwash.
I am Canadian born and bred, but my father raised me as a Pole. The only irony of all this is that I look latino.
Jord-
- Formerly known as : SUPAH BURNLEY!
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- Post n°20
Re: What is Polska's True Nationality?
Pretty convincing story. I actually believe it more than Polska's own words.The Maestro wrote:All of the above, born to a Scottish mother who tried to have him aborted by beating her bulging fetus with a brick. Miraculously, the abortion failed and he survived. His Polish father Jaroslav then raised him in Canada, where his troubled upbringing led him to develop a liking for Venezuelan shemales.
Kuled-
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- Post n°21
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Polish because of his adopted cat.
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- Post n°22
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Sarmz wrote:NZG wrote:Need to know how he looks.
Oh fuck sake SBSP how are you so fast at everything
Correction..
Jord-
- Formerly known as : SUPAH BURNLEY!
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- Post n°23
Re: What is Polska's True Nationality?
BladeGunner wrote:He said he looks like a darker Gourcuff, so probably from a French colony. Probably Guadeloupe.
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- Post n°24
Re: What is Polska's True Nationality?
Jord wrote:BladeGunner wrote:He said he looks like a darker Gourcuff, so probably from a French colony. Probably Guadeloupe.
ShakerMatty-
- Formerly known as : Burytillidie
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- Post n°25
Re: What is Polska's True Nationality?
Yarns video explains it.
http://goanimate.com/videos/04VIFWPx4vHM?utm_source=linkshare&uid=0BmMfDBmS0VM
http://goanimate.com/videos/04VIFWPx4vHM?utm_source=linkshare&uid=0BmMfDBmS0VM
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- Post n°26
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Jord wrote:BladeGunner wrote:He said he looks like a darker Gourcuff, so probably from a French colony. Probably Guadeloupe.
Kuled-
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- Post n°27
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Jord wrote:BladeGunner wrote:He said he looks like a darker Gourcuff, so probably from a French colony. Probably Guadeloupe.
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- Post n°28
Re: What is Polska's True Nationality?
I don't look like a tranny.Jord wrote:BladeGunner wrote:He said he looks like a darker Gourcuff, so probably from a French colony. Probably Guadeloupe.
And I am not orange either.