Fine Shagger wrote:Owl on a minute, I thought we were still coming up with puns?
It gets boring after you do it 4 times.
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Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
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Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by Guest Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:12 am
It gets boring after you do it 4 times.
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Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by Jamie Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:13 am
ahlycotc wrote:Fine Shagger wrote:Owl on a minute, I thought we were still coming up with puns?
It gets boring after you do it 4 times.
Owlch.
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Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by SBSP Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:58 am
^ 
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Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by Guest Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:50 pm
Apparently he could go to jail. 
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/03/01/footballer-in-colombia-could-face-jail-for-kicking-owl-off-field/?hpt=C2
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/03/01/footballer-in-colombia-could-face-jail-for-kicking-owl-off-field/?hpt=C2
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Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by SBSP Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:51 pm
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Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by Zzonked Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:28 pm
Cornholio wrote:Something I once heard springs to mind.
People have a survival of the cutest mentality.
If that was a diseased ridden rat that was kicked, no one would give a fuck.
But because it's a "beautiful" owl, people are up in arms about it.
It's like those fucking animal rights cunts. They fight to stop the harming of monkeys and dogs and shit, but don't give a fuck about toads and bugs that are probably vital to our ecosystem.
Man up, it's just an owl.
If a fat ugly woman got naked, you probably would want to masturbate to her!
But I bet if a fit beautiful girl got naked you would.
My point basically is if you want to defend this owl kicking fuck you better get masturbating to ugly women sharpish.
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Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by Guest Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:42 pm
If only it were a falcon. Then it would have been a falcon kick.
I'll get my coat.
I'll get my coat.
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Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by SBSP Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:42 pm
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Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by Cornholio Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:58 pm
Zzonked wrote:Cornholio wrote:Something I once heard springs to mind.
People have a survival of the cutest mentality.
If that was a diseased ridden rat that was kicked, no one would give a fuck.
But because it's a "beautiful" owl, people are up in arms about it.
It's like those fucking animal rights cunts. They fight to stop the harming of monkeys and dogs and shit, but don't give a fuck about toads and bugs that are probably vital to our ecosystem.
Man up, it's just an owl.
If a fat ugly woman got naked, you probably would want to masturbate to her!
But I bet if a fit beautiful girl got naked you would.
My point basically is if you want to defend this owl kicking fuck you better get masturbating to ugly women sharpish.
What?
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Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by Roloman4 Wed Mar 02, 2011 4:09 pm
Rei wrote:If only it were a falcon. Then it would have been a falcon kick.
I'll get my coat.
Oh god.
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Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by blackskar Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:45 pm
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/mar/02/owl-colombia-luis-moreno-dies
''An injured owl that was kicked off the field by a player during a match between Colombian football clubs has died. A veterinarian, Camilo Tapia, said the owl went into shock on Tuesday, after having been taken in for treatment two days earlier.''
Hope he get's done. What a cunt.
''An injured owl that was kicked off the field by a player during a match between Colombian football clubs has died. A veterinarian, Camilo Tapia, said the owl went into shock on Tuesday, after having been taken in for treatment two days earlier.''
Hope he get's done. What a cunt.
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Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by Guest Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:18 pm
Owl long until the owl recovers? 
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mascot owl dies after fatal kick by Luis Moreno (Deportivo P
by Guest Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:51 am
What a prick.
Don't know why they let an owl loose during a football match thoo.
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- Post n°44
Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by Guest Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:52 am
OMG!
Never seen this posted before
Never seen this posted before
Dr. Ján Ĩtor-
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Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by Dr. Ján Ĩtor Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:57 am
it died? 
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Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by North_Sea_Tiger Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:05 am
He wont even get punnished because that country doesnt have animal cruelty laws. Only the shitholes of the world dont have laws against animal cruelty
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Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by Cadbury Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:09 am
Feel sorry for it. Poor thing was clearly in ain after being hit by the ball. I don't see how someone could kick such an amazing creature like that, cunt.
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Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by Barton Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:23 am
http://www.the-playmaker.com/t3526-footballer-kicks-owl-off-the-pitch
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Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by Guest Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:27 am
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Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by Cornholio Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:27 am
JMB_94 wrote:http://www.the-playmaker.com/t3526-footballer-kicks-owl-off-the-pitch
http://www.the-playmaker.com/t3521-owl-punt
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Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by North_Sea_Tiger Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:28 am
That was about the owl being kicked. This is about the owl dieing
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Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by Pippo Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:49 am
Well owl be damned!
The wretch should get a ban though!
The wretch should get a ban though!
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Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by Guest Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:48 am
Wanker.
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Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by Guest Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:49 am
owl on a minute, are we running out of puns?
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Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by Carlos Jenkinson Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:56 am
Owl about now?
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- Post n°56
Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by Guest Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:07 am
Just realised I completely copied Fine Shagger's pun.
Bit of an owl-er really
Bit of an owl-er really
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Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by Guest Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:36 am
The owl died.
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Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by Fanatic Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:38 am
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!Rei wrote:The owl died.
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- Post n°59
Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by Guest Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:39 am
What a idiot he is!
Kicking the Owl who was obviously in pain before he even kicked it.. bastard.
Kicking the Owl who was obviously in pain before he even kicked it.. bastard.
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Re: Footballer kicks owl off the pitch (Update: Owl has died)
by North_Sea_Tiger Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:40 am
Dont think he can get punished because there are no animal cruelty laws in Colombia. Woldnt expect anymore from a shithole country like that. Any person who thinks animal cruelty isnt a big deal needs their fucking head checked
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