The Poem Thread

I need some Inspiration ...

The Playmaker makes me tick
and you guys make me tock
I'm spitting these rhymes
Out my hairy cock.

Stop asking us for inspiration
Just open up your mind and use your imagination

So, off I go to the Poem Thread
And say to these poem's they're dread
I could come up with better in my head
It's not that hard (that's what she said).

Jela invited me here
At first I thought it was joke and then I thought oh dear

Cornholio wrote:And so the time as come for me to sleep into the night
I'm feeling rather tired, after having a banging shite

I shall arise in the morning, and get dressed in a jiffy
Stand 5 feet from the toilet, and try to piss through a stiffy

I shall jump into my van, and drive to my work area
Then let some air to my balls, because they're getting hairier

And when the work day is through, I shall return home
Load up redtube.com and wank to google chrome.


My first effort in your style.

So here I am again, to write a new rhyme
It's been quite a while, I just haven't had the time

I'm tired of my old style, I need to try something new
Something relevent or clever, and not just about poo

But where will it come from? I don't have the brains or wit
I don't go to college, all I do is eat and shit

I didn't do well in school, I got terrible grades
All I did was skip lessons, and make jokes about AIDS

I just can't do this, it's making me feel silly
Best stick to what I do best, and resume rubbing my willy

I'm a bit rusty

Testing what happens if I bump this.

Edit: Everything changed. I've ruined the nostalgia.

Do another one

Gegilworld93 wrote:Do another one

I'm going to be blunt
You're a cunt

There was a time when Gegil was black
We all believed he was good in the sack
Then he came out as white
Gave us all such a fright
And now we think Gegil is crap




Meh

One minute your name was Billy
We all thought you had a big willy
Then we found out you were really called Forest
And worked round the corner at your local florist

Bleh