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    Saturday Night Poem for the LADs

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    Post by Forest Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:15 am

    It's Saturday night, and all through the land
    LADs are getting ready, and they're all spray tanned

    For tonight is the night that the LAD is on the hunt
    For there are wenches out there with a vacant cunt

    Dressed to impress, the LAD is looking Reem
    Tonight all LADs will go harder than Charlie Sheen

    There's vodka to be downed, and jäger bombs a plenty
    The cheapest round should be no less than twenty

    There may be wenches that think you're not worthy
    And at times they may think you're a little too pervy

    If so whip it out, show said wench you're well hung
    Tonight let's get some, and live while we're young.



    Have a good'un LADs.


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    Post by The Maestro Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:26 am

    And I will continue
    to hope and pray
    that laighton gets shot
    by the IRA
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    Post by Jorlung Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:34 am

    ForestLAD wrote:It's Saturday night
    Not in Australia.
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    Post by VivaRonaldoLAD Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:00 am

    Not feeling the spray tan or reem bit.. but GoodEffortLAD
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    Post by Trent Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:23 am

    Any man who gets a spray tan has already came out as a homosexual.
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    Post by Gegilworld93 Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:01 pm

    Samaras wrote:And I will continue
    to hope and pray
    that laighton gets shot
    by the IRA
    rofl
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    Post by Guest Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:59 am

    Samaras wrote:And I will continue
    to hope and pray
    that laighton gets shot
    by the IRA

    rofl

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