Saturday Night Poem for the LADs

It's Saturday night, and all through the land
LADs are getting ready, and they're all spray tanned

For tonight is the night that the LAD is on the hunt
For there are wenches out there with a vacant cunt

Dressed to impress, the LAD is looking Reem
Tonight all LADs will go harder than Charlie Sheen

There's vodka to be downed, and jäger bombs a plenty
The cheapest round should be no less than twenty

There may be wenches that think you're not worthy
And at times they may think you're a little too pervy

If so whip it out, show said wench you're well hung
Tonight let's get some, and live while we're young.



Have a good'un LADs.


I reccomend watching the Froch fight before you go smash it though

And I will continue
to hope and pray
that laighton gets shot
by the IRA

ForestLAD wrote:It's Saturday night

Not in Australia.

Not feeling the spray tan or reem bit.. but GoodEffortLAD

Any man who gets a spray tan has already came out as a homosexual.