Beard and facial hair appreciation thread.

Everyone shot for shit..except for the two big men [Doh!]

Kobe.. 7-23..3-10.. fucking christ. Pass the rock to the only advantage you guys have against this team.

What the fuck is that ^

nvm.. was discussing nba on a different forum.. lol

I just assumed you were drunk/high.

I did the same too Ahly, except I only shaved my cheeks & neck, so now I've got something like a Van Dyke.

Jude Laws beard is magnificent

In my opinion, facial hair should be regulated by the federal government. Quite clearly, different styles of facial hair demand varying levels of respect. There is the goatee, which suggests that the individual possessing this trait is an intellectual; the kind of man that dons square glasses and enjoys clicking his mechanical pencil whenever possible. All individuals between the ages of 25 and 50 should be required to maintain a respectable goatee. Then, there is the full face beard. This demands unconditional agreement, and should be reserved for all individuals over 50 years of age. These individuals are stern fathers and champions of justice, dabbling in the arts of integrity while also enjoying the odd extramarital affair. Then, there is the mustache. Dare I say it, I am a conformist on this matter; mustaches are pedophilic, and have cost many innocent rapists their lives, condemning them to a life in prison. These mustaches should be banned, and all individuals caught sporting one, fake or real, should be quarantined and tested for STDs.

However, worst of all is the scraggly facial hair-the 5 o'clock shadow-the fuzz of the devil-the countenance of hell. Individuals in the pubescent phase believe that it is somewhat respectable and even acceptable that they should wear peach fuzz all over their acne-ridden faces. I, for one, digress. I find it absolutely revolting, demeaning for the viewer, and an invasion of personal space. This facial hair speaks as a ventriloquist of deception. These individuals are hormonally driven rodents, and should be banned from all education facilities if caught wearing these disgusting masks of Lucifer.

I cannot believe that the government considers supplying condoms to young individuals seeking to take advantage of innocent girls and produce miniature versions of their satanic, demonic selves, when the real thing that should be funded is the distribution of government razors.

fantastic

Glen.

Does anyone here even have facial hair? Especially a beard?


edit: just saw Che's

Going to try to let my beard grow again. Last month, I had let it grow and it turned out like this...

Spoiler:

here is my effort:

Spoiler:

needs more volume

The shape is there, certainly.

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El_indian wrote:here is my effort:

Spoiler:

needs more volume

I wish I had that shape. I can't get the shape right, but I can get the volume if I let it grow.

Glen

Jamie wrote:I'm currently bearded...kind of.

It's still not great but it's getting there, can't seem to link the gap between chin hairs and moustache

(like the Ché picture in the OP)

Lol.

ScottyBoy_1989 wrote:

Jamie wrote:I'm currently bearded...kind of.

It's still not great but it's getting there, can't seem to link the gap between chin hairs and moustache

(like the Ché picture in the OP)

Lol.

Fine Rapist.. I mean Shagger.

El_indian wrote:here is my effort:

Spoiler:

needs more volume

Looks like it joins, nice.

no homo, but this is a great beard:



dude is perfect looking

ScottyBoy_1989 wrote:

Jamie wrote:I'm currently bearded...kind of.

It's still not great but it's getting there, can't seem to link the gap between chin hairs and moustache

(like the Ché picture in the OP)

Lol.

Gets me every time.

Nocerino has an amazing beard.

Can't believe I'm doing this.

Is that you? That is awesome..

Yeah.

Is it really?