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    Post by ResurrectionRooney Wed Jan 14, 2015 4:08 am

    I'm the last surviving United fan on here, there's not much constructive to discuss. I've posted several times since we lost though.

    I'm starting to think we won't win the league this season but I reckon we're going in the right direction.  Mata's chance conversion has been exceptionally poor in the last few weeks, it's cost us at least 5 points.
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    Post by Keyser Söze Sat Jan 24, 2015 9:33 am

    Give a bye in the FA Cup and you couldn't take it despite playing the Gaalaticos  Laughing
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    Post by Glen Miller Sat Jan 24, 2015 9:37 am

    Tactical genius.
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    Post by SBSP Sat Jan 24, 2015 11:17 am



    I knew Di Maria's shot wasn't the best, but bloody hell. rofl
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    Post by Weather130 Sat Jan 24, 2015 3:25 pm

    No one should worry about the Cambridge United game because several years ago Burton Albion did the same thing and lost 5-0 at Old Trafford.  I found it funny that people were calling the game Small United v Big United.
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    Post by ResurrectionRooney Sat Jan 24, 2015 11:02 pm

    Just wait until we get them back at Old Trafford.
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    Post by Keyser Söze Sat Jan 24, 2015 11:05 pm

    The fact you needed to get them back to old Trafford in the 1st place is shameful.
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    Post by SBSP Sun Jan 25, 2015 2:02 am

    They wanted to increase Cambridge's revenue. Top class.
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    Post by ResurrectionRooney Sun Jan 25, 2015 2:16 am

    Keyser Söze wrote:The fact you needed to get them back to old Trafford in the 1st place is shameful.

    Not arsed, we've had a lot worse things happen to us than a slightly embarrassing 0-0 in the last year. We're still in the competition, we're still near certainties to get through what's the drama?

    SBSP wrote:They wanted to increase Cambridge's revenue. Top class.

    It does say a lot for what a massive club we are that one match at Old Trafford will be enough to fund the running of a Football League club for a year. In the third round Accrington Stanley managed to sell out all their tickets for a match against us despite the match being hypothetical.
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    Post by Glen Miller Sun Jan 25, 2015 3:17 am

    ResurrectionRooney wrote:Just wait until we get them back at Old Trafford.
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    Post by Keyser Söze Sun Jan 25, 2015 3:21 am

    ResurrectionRooney wrote:
    Keyser Söze wrote:The fact you needed to get them back to old Trafford in the 1st place is shameful.

    Not arsed, we've had a lot worse things happen to us than a slightly embarrassing 0-0 in the last year.  We're still in the competition, we're still near certainties to get through what's the drama?

    No drama, just United continuing the shit form they've been in since the 1-1 draw with Villa.
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    Post by ResurrectionRooney Sun Jan 25, 2015 4:36 am

    New FA Cup favourites

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    Post by Weather130 Sun Jan 25, 2015 5:17 am

    Another way to look at the FA Cup replay against Cambridge is that is another game that the youth team gets to play with each other in a real match.  With the depth at Manchester United this does not create a fixture congestion issue.
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    Post by VivaRonaldoLAD Sun Jan 25, 2015 6:38 am

    We're proper wank like. Everyone else is just more wank.
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    Post by ResurrectionRooney Sun Jan 25, 2015 8:50 am

    What a wonderful day this is turning into.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/west-ham/11367946/Man-Utd-transfer-news-Darren-Fletcher-expected-to-leave-Old-Trafford-and-sign-for-West-Ham-United.html

    Remnants of Ferguson's senior years being cut out. With any luck Anderson, Jones (Ferguson actually said this fucking chimp would be our best ever player) and Smalling* can follow this useless cunt out the door in summer, if not sooner.

    *My greatest ever misjudgement of a player
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    Post by ResurrectionRooney Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:25 am

    Apparently Fletcher wants his contract paying up to the end of the season before he'll leave, the cheeky fucking cunt.
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    Post by ResurrectionRooney Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:59 am

    http://espn.uol.com.br/noticia/479708_internacional-negocia-para-contratar-heroi-do-gremio

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    Post by Keyser Söze Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:03 pm

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3002088/Manchester-United-youngster-Andreas-Pereira-offered-student-10-000-threesome-Paddy-McNair.html

    That's as Manchester United as you can get.
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    Post by Glen Miller Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:46 pm

    "Threesome. Will take care of u. U want? How much. Tell me. We were ready to pay 5each"

    And they say chivalry is dead. Rolling Eyes
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    Post by Keyser Söze Fri Mar 20, 2015 12:02 am

    And it say's that McNair wasn't even aware of the plan. So what, Pereira was turned on by the thought of having his cock inches away from this?

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    Post by Glen Miller Fri Mar 20, 2015 12:06 am

    I imagine McNair was aware, Pereira is just taking the fall like a good little scumbag.  Either that, or Pereira is just a freak-it sounds as if he's tried to organize something like that on another occasion right before the season.  facepalm  Manchester United Football Club facepalm
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    Post by Keyser Söze Fri Mar 20, 2015 12:24 am

    Yeah they must agreed on something before, or he knows for sure McNair would be up for it rofl What a fucked up culture they have at that club, I'm sure I read that a United player had sex in a toilet and got his teammates to record it.
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    Post by The Zlatan Fri Mar 20, 2015 1:22 am

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    Post by Keyser Söze Fri Mar 20, 2015 2:42 am

    ResurrectionRooney wrote:New FA Cup favourites

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    Post by ResurrectionRooney Fri Mar 20, 2015 4:52 am

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    On the sex stories, we're Man United, we'll do what we want - if you don't like it get fucked.  Nani and Anderson were initiated by a massive orgy with Ronaldo and several whores and we won the European Cup 9 months later.
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    Post by Glen Miller Fri Mar 20, 2015 8:15 am

    That's true, but that orgy was actually successfully organized, something the current crop of players couldn't manage.  If the current Head of Sexual Relations at Manchester United can't even lure in a schoolgirl for a mere threesome with 10,000 quid, how is the squad going to win the Champions League?
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    Post by ResurrectionRooney Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:13 am

    According to the Daily Mail this retard is getting an £80,000 a week contract.

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    Post by Glen Miller Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:21 am

    Do you remember the exact inflation rate in football reported in Soccernomics?  I just remember it was significantly higher than inflation elsewhere.  When I started watching in 2006/2007 only the key 2/3 players from the Big 4 seemed to be on that kind of money, now it seems that even squad players are approaching 6 figures.
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    Post by Keyser Söze Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:31 am

    Was inflation in Soccernomics? I read about it extensively in Pay As You Play. It's a little outdated, 2008 or 2009 but he did include the formula to calculate current inflation.

    Not sure about Paul Tomkins though. When I read it I thought it was pretty well reasoned/researched but then RR showed me some of his other stuff and he's a spastic.
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    Post by ResurrectionRooney Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:04 am

    Glen Miller wrote:Do you remember the exact inflation rate in football reported in Soccernomics?  I just remember it was significantly higher than inflation elsewhere.  When I started watching in 2006/2007 only the key 2/3 players from the Big 4 seemed to be on that kind of money, now it seems that even squad players are approaching 6 figures.

    I don't remember that being in there but I've only read it cover to cover once and that was a couple of years ago. Any rate would be out of date, you'd need some kind of formula but as Keyser says. The homegrown player rule has a massive inflationary effect on players' salaries as well, if we were to go out and buy an English player with the same ability as Jones we'd probably have to pay about £20m for him or leave a space in the squad. If we keep Jones it's about £20m over the term of the contract. Thinking about it like that I'm surprised he not after even fucking more.


    Keyser Söze wrote:Was inflation in Soccernomics? I read about it extensively in Pay As You Play. It's a little outdated, 2008 or 2009 but he did include the formula to calculate current inflation.

    Not sure about Paul Tomkins though. When I read it I thought it was pretty well reasoned/researched but then RR showed me some of his other stuff and he's a spastic.  

    To be fair he does seem to be respected by people who are a bit more removed from it, the Soccernomics and Numbers Game guys reference him a fair bit so I'm inclined to think he knows his stuff. I do get the feeling that he started out with a brief of "How can I make Benitez look good?" and worked backwards from there but I'm biased.

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