Liverpool FC Official Thread

Confirmed #LFC team to face Shamrock Rovers: Jones, McLaughlin, Kelly, Paez, Smith, Lucas, Allen, Coady, Ibe, Borini, Aspas.

Confirmed #LFC substitutes: Ward, Agger, Brannagan, Coutinho, Dunn, Lussey, Peterson, Randall, Skrtel, Trickett-Smith, Teixeira, Williams.

Looking forward to seeing Borini, Aspas and Ibe. And hopefully Teixeira will come on.

Aspas the goalscorer.

Aspas looking like an incredible player in the final third in a meaningless match.

So, Lallana and Moreno are looking likely.

Spanish fullbacks are the worst.

Keyser Söze wrote:Spanish fullbacks are the worst.  

Dani Alves says hi.

Here fishy

He sure does he says 'Hi I'm Brazilian'

Knew someone would take the bait.

That's not a good thing, instead of thinking 'Oh it's Scott he's clearly just messing around' it was more like 'Oh it's Scott, he's a moron he probably believes this'.

Nah, it just makes you a moron for thinking that anyone would genuinely think Alves was Spanish.

Now you're just gutted that your witty remark was done in vain.

You think Moreno has a chance to sign for Liverpool despite being a cert for Real Madrid over the last year, there's always a big chance that you would think Alves is Spanish.

Theo Filippo wrote:You think Moreno has a chance to sign for Liverpool despite being a cert for Real Madrid over the last year, there's always a big chance that you would think Alves is Spanish.

Yfw Moreno signs for Liverpool.

Scott did actually think Alves was Spanish, but Theo replied less than a minute later so he had no time to edit his post so he's trying to "style it out" in the most cringe worthy way possible.

Keyser Söze wrote:Scott did actually think Alves was Spanish, but Theo replied less than a minute later so he had no time to edit his post so he's trying to "style it out" in the most cringe worthy way possible.  

No, it was a genuine bait-post, you idiot

Scott_LFC wrote:

Theo Filippo wrote:You think Moreno has a chance to sign for Liverpool despite being a cert for Real Madrid over the last year, there's always a big chance that you would think Alves is Spanish.

Yfw Moreno signs for Liverpool.

Oh no, I will be in complete and utter shock.

Thanks for the bait post regardless of it's intentions I burst out laughing.

No it wasn't.

brb Messi has been amazing for Stoke this season
brb Messi doesn't play for Stoke
brb great bait post by me rofl lmao looool
brb

Keyser Söze wrote:No it wasn't.

brb Messi has been amazing for Stoke this season
brb Messi doesn't play for Stoke
brb great bait post by me rofl lmao looool
brb

You're making a fool out of yourself now, because it was.

It's funny how you reacting like this is exactly what I was after, but you can't see it

Well and truly caught on my hook, fishy.

So your plan was to call Alves Spanish, have someone call you out on it, say you were baiting and then revel in the ensuing back and forth?

  You reach new levels of retardation everyday.

I think you should maybe go back to the Alves post and highlight it.

Better luck next time m8.

Now that you've seen it.

Keyser Söze wrote:Scott did actually think Alves was Spanish, but Theo replied less than a minute later so he had no time to edit his post so he's trying to "style it out" in the most cringe worthy way possible.  

It says "Dani Alves says hi"                                                                                                                                   

Bottom right, m8

Scott_LFC wrote:

Keyser Söze wrote:Spanish fullbacks are the worst.  

Dani Alves says hi.

Here fishy

It doesn't say that in the original post   

Lmao, you're so embarrassed at how you walked right into my bait that you've resorted to pretending that it's not there

Is this going to be like your LinkedIn reaction?   The post say "Dani Alves says hi" You editing it "here fishy" later doesn't change that  

If I edited it, it would say "last edited" at the bottom

You're just mad that you got completely played. Lmao

What? You didn't edit the original post, edited it into the other posts quoting it. The original post still says "Dani Alves say hi". Or is it written in invisible font only you can read   

Thanks. Job done