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Nah Forest, people from Plymouth are supposed to sound like farmers if anything

Gay farmers?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


Revision seems so much harder to do on a Saturday might just because I have the mentality of Saturday night = no work, chill out and watch tv, or go out and get drunk.

I might have to scrap revision tonight, it won't go in. I'll have an early night and revise tomorrow morning before work, then revise again after work.

I have no revision.

I found out the 480 Credits meant the total of the course for Business Management

It will be worth it, imagine a unconditional offer from MMU. I'd shit me pants.

That Chloe girl on take me out is deec

I need 300 points for Northumbria. Essentially 3 B's. Not sure I'll get it though

My highest was 360 which is a DDM. Pretty easy tbh. MMU is DMM, buzzing!

Sad day for this forum

That girl on Take Me Out from Nottingham is fit!!!

Why have I not seen her in my life

Anyone who does BTEC will know how frustrating it is when the teacher doesn't print out the assignment brief.

crump wrote:Anyone who does BTEC will know how frustrating it is when the teacher doesn't print out the assignment brief.

No, because none of my teachers are incompetent.

Django, what a film

Harrold wrote:

crump wrote:Anyone who does BTEC will know how frustrating it is when the teacher doesn't print out the assignment brief.

No, because none of my teachers are incompetent.

I have a good teacher but one is badly organised.

She puts them on the VLE but it's a pain in the arse to just not have it in paper.

RIP Kyro. It is a shame that our relationship became so sour, you were just a good man in the wrong position.

what happened to kyro?

Trent wrote:Glen's sarcastic remarks to John most days are incredibly stupid.

My posts to Big John are completely genuine. If you thought that I found his posts about chicken curry and kebabs dull, you are quite mistaken.

Trent wrote:The Fantasista would be great if it wasn't for those Thesaurus loving twats that roamed the forum.

Maybe for you. Most of the members there are well-read and educated; if you eliminated their existence, it would leave you a perfect platform on which to produce your pathetically prosaic posts, uninhibited by the voices of reason that expose your inherent flaws.

oh I see kyro deleted his account

RIP in piece

Chip wrote:RIP in piece

Templeton7|RFC wrote:

Laurencio wrote:How can you love a thesaurus? Isn't that just a collection of words, like synonyms and antonyms? Using words doesn't mean you love the dictionary does it?

No. It refers to the people who try and pretend they're some intellectual genius by looking up every single word they type, in the thesaurus.

It certainly beats trying to pretend I'm some herky-jerky mongoloid incapable of creating a half-decent post.

Just poked eyes nose and mouth into a popadom and ran into the front room with it as a mask.

Unbelievable banter

Glen Damon wrote:

Trent wrote:The Fantasista would be great if it wasn't for those Thesaurus loving twats that roamed the forum.

Maybe for you. Most of the members there are well-read and educated; if you eliminated their existence, it would leave you a perfect platform on which to produce your pathetically prosaic posts, uninhibited by the voices of reason that expose your inherent flaws.

Do you use an internet thesaurus or a book?

No offense but none of those words are particularly hard, except for maybe 'prosaic'

Cam wrote:No offense but none of those words are particularly hard, except for maybe 'prosaic'

Not saying they are, but someone who puts that much effort into a post on a forum must be pretty sad.

Trent wrote:

Glen Damon wrote:Maybe for you. Most of the members there are well-read and educated; if you eliminated their existence, it would leave you a perfect platform on which to produce your pathetically prosaic posts, uninhibited by the voices of reason that expose your inherent flaws.

Do you use an internet thesaurus or a book?

Cam wrote:No offender but none of those words are particularly hard, except for maybe 'prosaic'

Thank you, Cam. I don't even know why I bother trying to actively insult Trent, he is all too willing to exhibit his idiocy.

Trent wrote:

Cam wrote:No offense but none of those words are particularly hard, except for maybe 'prosaic'

Not saying they are, but someone who puts that much effort into a post on a forum must be pretty sad.

Brilliance in the art of posting comes naturally to me, I apologise if that comes across as intimidating.

Prosaic ain't too hard if you do English Lit

Something to do with lacking a style, or something to do with prose I seem to remember?

Heart attack when you misplace your memory stick

Glen Damon, what would you feel if a English Teacher who quit his job, who is also a poet, went to become a rapper and annihilated 'delinquent' individuals as you would call them?

I've never come across that word, to be honest.

crump wrote:Glen Damon, what would you feel if a English Teacher who quit his job, who is also a poet, went to become a rapper and annihilated 'delinquent' individuals as you would call them?

Rap, in general, is the devil's poetry, so it would be a relatively deplorable decision. However, if said teacher used this "art" form to bring about social change by humiliating the likes of Trent and Big John, I would probably turn a blind eye to the "rap" aspect of it.