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Chip wrote:wtf, I go and have breakfast and my grandmother says to me "why do you have a big cut on your neck."

I do that double mirror trick thing and I have a massive fucking cut on the back of my neck and blood on pillow

how the fuck

Whats that?

you have your back to the main mirror

and in your hand you have a little mirror and you use the little mirror to see the big mirror so you can see your back

Ah right ok.


What were you doing? shaving your head?

last night I was at a party

I'm fairly sure somebody I hugged had sharp nails and accidentally cut my neck

Chip wrote:last night I was at a party

I'm fairly sure somebody I hugged had sharp nails and accidentally cut my neck

Must have had fucking sharp nails to do that



Were you pissed? maybe something happened you don't remember?

Billie Piper is fucking hot.

Not remembering things is fuckign shit, as I've said before.

It's always the vodka as well, should probably stop drinking it.

luke. wrote:Not remembering things is fuckign shit, as I've said before.

It's always the vodka as well, should probably stop drinking it.

ha you top lad partyin hard

luke. wrote:Not remembering things is fuckign shit, as I've said before.

It's always the vodka as well, should probably stop drinking it.

Yeah i never drink Vodka anymore.


Always ends badly

Out last night Luke?

Had my work christmas party yesterday. Some right boring faggots who just sit down all night, refuse to dance or get in photos. It's obvious they aint enjoying it so why come in the first place. Dickwads.

Sit in the corner on their phones trying to look busy?

crump wrote:Out last night Luke?

Nah, haven't been out in a couple of weeks, not got enough money to go out with christmas coming up, need to buy presents.

Next night out is either the 20th if I have money, or NYE

Ah I see

Presents are something I don't mind buying, gotta give a little to take a little

crump wrote:Sit in the corner on their phones trying to look busy?

Exactly that or just stare at everyone dancing.

They paid like £34 though for basically a 3 course meal which tastes like shit, and they just sit around. It's them boring people that book the next day off despite not even being hungover because they don't even drink!!!

nah Jamie I didn't drink any alcohol, well I had a very miniscule amount

Walcott wrote:

crump wrote:Sit in the corner on their phones trying to look busy?

Exactly that or just stare at everyone dancing.

They paid like £34 though for basically a 3 course meal which tastes like shit, and they just sit around. It's them boring people that book the next day off despite not even being hungover because they don't even drink!!!

Oh god I know the sort.

I'm sure some actually pretend to pace up and down on the phone pretending to look like they're doing something, then just moan how everyone will be hungover the next day.

It's the same sort who book NYE off and work Christmas, yet don't do anything NYE.

crump wrote:

Walcott wrote:
Exactly that or just stare at everyone dancing.

They paid like £34 though for basically a 3 course meal which tastes like shit, and they just sit around. It's them boring people that book the next day off despite not even being hungover because they don't even drink!!!

Oh god I know the sort.

I'm sure some actually pretend to pace up and down on the phone pretending to look like they're doing something, then just moan how everyone will be hungover the next day.

It's the same sort who book NYE off and work Christmas, yet don't do anything NYE.

! I love it when people pace up and down.

I
only wanted it off because I didn't get it last year. My boss said
whoever didn't get off last year could have it this year. Evidently not!
It's crazy how relaxed people are after a drink, though. My big boss,
hardly approachable in work. I danced, drank and got photos with her
yesterday.

I'm off from 19th until the 2nd, got to go n the Friday after Christmas, though. Got 14 days leave to use by the end of March too! How many do you get a EE?

That other forum isn't bad but has some right shit members such as Mason..

Walcott wrote:

crump wrote:

Oh god I know the sort.

I'm sure some actually pretend to pace up and down on the phone pretending to look like they're doing something, then just moan how everyone will be hungover the next day.

It's the same sort who book NYE off and work Christmas, yet don't do anything NYE.

! I love it when people pace up and down.

I
only wanted it off because I didn't get it last year. My boss said
whoever didn't get off last year could have it this year. Evidently not!
It's crazy how relaxed people are after a drink, though. My big boss,
hardly approachable in work. I danced, drank and got photos with her
yesterday.

I'm off from 19th until the 2nd, got to go n the Friday after Christmas, though. Got 14 days leave to use by the end of March too! How many do you get a EE?

Yeah mate it's quality, my boss who is alright anyway kept getting vodka poured into his lager and when he found out turned to me and goes: I'll ask you, you're on probation no pressure It was good stuff!

Yeah it's good I only fo 12 hours a week so it's definitely less stressful, I get 25 days a year, it's pretty cool getting comission too.

I'm only having NYE this year, the next holiday I'll have off is when I go to Magaluf, apart from that nothing really.

Where do you work?

http://www.cracked.com/video_18245_happy-ramadan-eve21-factually-inaccurate-tribute.html

Oh my lord.

I feel like I've found the right balance between managing a girl, and still being a LAD.


I am a top guy

Forest wrote:I feel like I've found the right balance between managing a girl, and still being a LAD.


I am a top guy

Impossible.


Please explain.

JamieB wrote:

Forest wrote:I feel like I've found the right balance between managing a girl, and still being a LAD.


I am a top guy

Impossible.


Please explain.

Don't do small talk. I text her when I want something and that's it.

Chip wrote:you have your back to the main mirror

and in your hand you have a little mirror and you use the little mirror to see the big mirror so you can see your back

and they said inception was impossible

Forest wrote:

JamieB wrote:


Impossible.


Please explain.

Don't do small talk. I text her when I want something and that's it.

Implied sex buddies?

crump wrote:

Walcott wrote:
! I love it when people pace up and down.

I
only wanted it off because I didn't get it last year. My boss said
whoever didn't get off last year could have it this year. Evidently not!
It's crazy how relaxed people are after a drink, though. My big boss,
hardly approachable in work. I danced, drank and got photos with her
yesterday.

I'm off from 19th until the 2nd, got to go n the Friday after Christmas, though. Got 14 days leave to use by the end of March too! How many do you get a EE?

Yeah mate it's quality, my boss who is alright anyway kept getting vodka poured into his lager and when he found out turned to me and goes: I'll ask you, you're on probation no pressure It was good stuff!

Yeah it's good I only fo 12 hours a week so it's definitely less stressful, I get 25 days a year, it's pretty cool getting comission too.

I'm only having NYE this year, the next holiday I'll have off is when I go to Magaluf, apart from that nothing really.

Where do you work?

! My old boss was like that, she used to and still does go out every Friday and Saturday. My new one is old and doesn't do anything though. She drank water all last night

I do 37 hours+ a week and only get 23 days a year . Goes upto 27 after 5 years service, doubt ill be here that long. I work in HR at my council. Used to be an apprentice, got a secondment as an Assistant in June and got extended until 2014 last month! It's not too shabby. I defo want to stay in HR in the future though!

crump wrote:What if someone takes the piss and gives like £1?

I don't think you get it that sort of level I suppose

£1 is the minimum you can pay but after that it's your choice. Any amount over a fiver that you pay, half goes to Sport Relief which is pretty good!

Walcott wrote:

crump wrote:

Yeah mate it's quality, my boss who is alright anyway kept getting vodka poured into his lager and when he found out turned to me and goes: I'll ask you, you're on probation no pressure It was good stuff!

Yeah it's good I only fo 12 hours a week so it's definitely less stressful, I get 25 days a year, it's pretty cool getting comission too.

I'm only having NYE this year, the next holiday I'll have off is when I go to Magaluf, apart from that nothing really.

Where do you work?

! My old boss was like that, she used to and still does go out every Friday and Saturday. My new one is old and doesn't do anything though. She drank water all last night

I do 37 hours+ a week and only get 23 days a year . Goes upto 27 after 5 years service, doubt ill be here that long. I work in HR at my council. Used to be an apprentice, got a secondment as an Assistant in June and got extended until 2014 last month! It's not too shabby. I defo want to stay in HR in the future though!

Hahaha its pick and mix with all managers! Some are legends!

Wow seriously, must be raking it in! That's not a bad job at your age tbh! That's awesome, Human Resources for the council so is that to do with funding/housing/playgrounds etc?

Fuck this girl keeps texting me and I like her but Julia is coming soon and I don't want to start anything with this girl until Julia comes because if I start something with this girl and then Julia comes and Julia likes me then the other girl will be sad. But I don't want to not start anything with this other girl and have Julia reject me and then this other girl reject me in a couple of weeks