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Zzonked wrote:Got like 300 words left to do for my essay with a solid 6 and a half hours to do it in. For some reason though, my brain has decided 300 words from finished = finished and has gone into full procrastination shutdown.

I do that on exams

Exams are usually a frantic scribble until the last second for me. I always feel that if I have like 2 hours, I might as well try and make full use of the time.

On an unrelated topic, does coughing really irritate anyone else? It's probably irrational and sort of selfish, but I hate people who cough every day of their lives.

Nah Zzonked for me I go robot mode where all my knowledge comes out and I don't have to think. Then there's usually one question I don't know how to do and my brain shuts off for the last half hour.

Smokers coughing definitely Zzonked, because it's self-inflicted.

People who are ill who sneeze/cough without covering themselves really fucks me off too.

How long should you leave before booking a holiday, our mate isn't 18 until 31st December and we want to book it before the 6th, because one of our mates go on holiday, but he doesn't have a sense of urgency to start looking.

If we book it in February at the latest would that still be sufficient time before leaving to go on a holiday in June?

Really can't be arsed with work tonight. I just know they're gonna put me on car park duty too. Might have to fake an ankle injury and limp into work.

@crump, you can book a holiday as late as June, and still go in June

Isn't that piss easy Forest?

Really Forest? I suppose it's alright if we can't get a place at Magaluf we have Kos, Kavos, Ayia Napa, Malia to choose from

Yeah car parks is easy an pretty good, but only in summer when it's hot and you can walk around without a massive fluorescent jacket on and catch some sun

It's not too bad in winter I suppose. But it's absolutely chucking it down today and it's windy as fuck. I'm gonna go to work prepared. T shirt under my work shirt, football socks pulled right up under my trousers. Not gonna put any gel or owt in my hair either.

Yes mf, it's a bit riskier leaving it late though so try get it done by the end of Jan. you might even find a deal too. We got ours booked with some January Deals this year

Wear a snood

Yeah definitely will be done in January, we don't need to plan, just walk into the travel agent and ask for a lads holiday really

Fuck that! At McDonalds they had handhelds where I had to stand outside taking orders from cars in the drive-thru on my last shift I just went round the corner on my phone and let them go to the speaker box, fucking ridiculous and didn't even get a coat.

Work tomorrow, 6 hour shifts aren't bad, but not getting a weekend at all is shit.

Finally got my haircut yesterday. Had nightmares last night, miss my old longer hair. But it's not too bad, I just think I hate change when I loved something so much.

I remember going through McDonald's drive through and after you'd picked your food up, there was a woman stood at the exit handing out straws and sauces. What a job.

My new haircut is shit.

I asked for a 1 on the back and sides and specifically said on top "to be longer so I can style it but not too short".

I think I had a heart attack when I realised he shaved the top of my head with a number 3.

It's fucking shit, can just about get a gelled combover with it, going to take a good 2 weeks to get a decent sort of spike.

AndItsKoren! wrote:I remember going through McDonald's drive through and after you'd picked your food up, there was a woman stood at the exit handing out straws and sauces. What a job.

Yeah

How mundane could it get?

I felt sorry for the 30 year olds working there, that was the full time jobs and as good as life is going to get, and I was just pissing about on the weekends earning money to line my pockets.

Feel sorry for people who work there, it's not a 9-5 job, you're guarenteed to work every Saturday and Sunday and your only days off will usually be Monday and Tuesday

Recently my Uni house has been playing FIFA apology rules that we created. My friend today had to get a fade haircut because I scored a hatrick against him with Suso

Oh lord! Noobroom works on my PS3!

300 words? 300 WORDS?!!?

You better be able to make it happen..

I see Brentford are doing a 'pay what you can' game against Stevenage this month, I think that's a class idea just before Christmas. Hopefully they get a sell-out.

What if someone takes the piss and gives like £1?

I don't think you get it that sort of level I suppose

Phadunkin Donuts wrote:300 words? 300 WORDS?!!?

You better be able to make it happen..

Was that to me?

300 words was the final part of a 3000 word essay, I did it easily.

What a fantastically constructed Facebook status:

what a fucking old cunt you r cant beleve sum old twat just pushed me just cuz u got a dog and you r walkin on the path u think u own the path pissed right off now wanted to just smack the twat in the road hope u chock u prick.

I think the translation is:

What a fucking old cunt you are, I can't believe some old twat just pushed me, just because you are walking a dog and you think you own the path. I am pissed right off now, wanted to just smack the twat in the road. Hope you choke you prick.

George wrote:Oh lord! Noobroom works on my PS3!

works on xbox also.

fuck, last night went to a party

spent the last 4 hours looking after this chick you kept falling over (she fell off the deck twice and she also tripped on the deck into the chair I was sat on and then I fell off my chair off the deck and she also fell off the deck at the same time ) but yeah she kept telling me how awesome I am and that I'm the nicest person she has ever met and all this shit. Then she told me how I'm so attractive and she really likes me.

Not sure if srs or if just drunk, so I'm going to wait a few days before investigating further into this, because I partially like her

Fucking hate ping pong passers.

I was right.

Been stuck in the car park since 5. Pissing it down with rain, freezing cold, and I'm on the verge of dying with pneumonia.

On my 15 minute break now. I'm staying up here 45 mins at least

Fuck that Forest!

What time do you finish work?


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Nights like this are so fucking boring, I have fuck all to do.

Finish at half 10

When I go back down in telling them I'm not going back outside. Someone else can do it. There's about 12 staff on our department on Fridays yet it's always me and this other guy who get put outside. It's not in our contracts to do it.

Yeah make a stand Forest, they'll just shit themselves and say something like well we don't really need you out there anyway.

Unless it's a weedy bolockless manager who doesn't have common sense.

Hello everyone

wtf, I go and have breakfast and my grandmother says to me "why do you have a big cut on your neck."

I do that double mirror trick thing and I have a massive fucking cut on the back of my neck and blood on pillow

how the fuck