Chat Thread

The Maestro wrote:I'm tempted to troll the shit out of this bish.

I've just built up some good followers though and the minute I start tweeting absolute pish they'll go.

Link me to your twitter? Just encase things get proper naughty (sorry).

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Oh lord, this is so bad...

Ché Guayaba wrote:

ahlycotc wrote:

http://www.the-playmaker.com/t15369-fan-vs-ar

Nobody goes into your thread Ahly, and you know this.

Although, I had no idea AF meant assistant referee. I thought it was short for a football club.

It's not, it's AR.

crump post a pic of you so I can use it on my new account to troll her

https://twitter.com/EdLaflin

Give us a follow.

Thanks.

Don't, Maestro.

https://twitter.com/crumpetLAD

Give us a follow.

Thanks.

The Maestro wrote:https://twitter.com/crumpetLAD

Give us a follow.

Thanks.

What the fuck are you doing you stupid cunt.

At least remove my full name on it.



Total dick.

My shower is being retiled so no shower til the end of the week, so had to wash my hair and rest of my body by using the sink interview tomorrow too

The Maestro wrote:https://twitter.com/crumpetLAD

Give us a follow.

Thanks.

Followed.

is ForestLAD here?

I watched an episode of Geordie Shore, fuck it was hilarious

Gaz was like "me and this girl are going at it in the dark right and then I here this massive crash, and I'm like do I go and see what's happened, do I continue banging her. When am I about to cum."

fucking quality tv

The Maestro wrote:https://twitter.com/crumpetLAD

Give us a follow.

Thanks.

This will probably be more interesting that Crumps real account.

Followed.

Ok crump I took out your full name sorry

Crump, isn't that girl you were arguing the same girl your were bragging about that you had her on tweeted and it didn't make you a paedo? You sent me the link to her profile I remember.

JamieB wrote:My shower is being retiled so no shower til the end of the week, so had to wash my hair and rest of my body by using the sink interview tomorrow too

Sack your tilers! That shouldn't take 3 days.

Trent wrote:Crump, isn't that girl you were arguing the same girl your were bragging about that you had her on tweeted and it didn't make you a paedo? You sent me the link to her profile I remember.

Nice ass

John, what is your job?

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:

JamieB wrote:My shower is being retiled so no shower til the end of the week, so had to wash my hair and rest of my body by using the sink interview tomorrow too

Sack your tilers! That shouldn't take 3 days.

On the first day it was electrician disconnecting everything probably took 10 minutes, could have sent the tiler round aswell


Could have had a shower that day if they did it all today the cunts.

Jedward Jaflin ‏@crumpetLAD
@tomhills1994 @lilblondey_ Listen LAD, oh wait you're clearly not a LAD like me. I have girls hanging off of me so just cool it okay?

JamieB wrote:

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:
Sack your tilers! That shouldn't take 3 days.

On the first day it was electrician disconnecting everything probably took 10 minutes, could have sent the tiler round aswell


Could have had a shower that day if they did it all today the cunts.

Wait are you on about re-tiling the shower cubicle, or the entire bathroom? If it's the whole room then yeah it will take a few days.



Trent - I'm an apprentice Building Services engineer.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:

JamieB wrote:


On the first day it was electrician disconnecting everything probably took 10 minutes, could have sent the tiler round aswell


Could have had a shower that day if they did it all today the cunts.

Wait are you on about re-tiling the shower cubicle, or the entire bathroom? If it's the whole room then yeah it will take a few days.



Trent - I'm an apprentice Building Services engineer.

Ah, I see.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:

JamieB wrote:


On the first day it was electrician disconnecting everything probably took 10 minutes, could have sent the tiler round aswell


Could have had a shower that day if they did it all today the cunts.

Wait are you on about re-tiling the shower cubicle, or the entire bathroom? If it's the whole room then yeah it will take a few days.



Trent - I'm an apprentice Building Services engineer.

Just the inside tiling of the cubicle, but they had to take the shower out to take the tiles down and re-plaster it.

Makes sense. They will probably know they could either rush like hell and do it in 2 days, or take it steady, do it in 3 days and get paid for another day's work.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Makes sense. They will probably know they could either rush like hell and do it in 2 days, or take it steady, do it in 3 days and get paid for another day's work.

Probably right yeah

Maestro i love you, crump parody twitter account

ForestLAD wrote:Put a pic on twitter or summat crump so I can see what it looks like on a normal person. It's hard to tell with models cos they get all make up done and photoshopped to look good

Grade 1 is really good, lol at Jamie trying to act like his hair is decent.

Maestro, what the fuck are you actually playing at?

Take that picture of myself off...

It's really not funnt

Theo Filippo wrote:

ForestLAD wrote:Put a pic on twitter or summat crump so I can see what it looks like on a normal person. It's hard to tell with models cos they get all make up done and photoshopped to look good

Grade 1 is really good, lol at Jamie trying to act like his hair is decent.

What?

You were like 'I've grown out of that phase'. Yeah you've gone into the phase of having a fucking mop on your head.

Theo Filippo wrote:You were like 'I've grown out of that phase'. Yeah you've gone into the phase of having a fucking mop on your head.

Better than a chavvy short hair cut tbh.


Mop? never heard that before, good one Theo as usual you have blown me away....