Theo Filippo wrote:Weak.JamieB wrote:
Ok but PM me some tips and then you can go get eaten by a shark or something.
So is cancer but the effort of thinking of a bad death for you right now would kill me.
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JamieB-
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So is cancer but the effort of thinking of a bad death for you right now would kill me.
Theo Filippo-
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So you're basically telling me you're braindead.JamieB wrote:Theo Filippo wrote:Weak.
So is cancer but the effort of thinking of a bad death for you right now would kill me.
JamieB-
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Theo Filippo wrote:So you're basically telling me you're braindead.JamieB wrote:
So is cancer but the effort of thinking of a bad death for you right now would kill me.
How am i alive theo?
The Maestro-
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JamieB wrote:Theo Filippo wrote:So you're basically telling me you're braindead.
How am i alive theo?
Your mother shat you into existence Jamie. That's how you're alive you cretin.
crump-
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This incredible.
I'm going for a wank.
I'm going for a wank.
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crump wrote:This incredible.
I'm going for a wank.
luke.-
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kyro7 wrote:crump wrote:This incredible.
I'm going for a wank.
JamieB-
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Samaras wrote:JamieB wrote:
How am i alive theo?
Your mother shat you into existence Jamie. That's how you're alive you cretin.
Wow haven't heard that before you boring cunt.
Fuck off Samaras.
Novi-
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Accidentally ordered two of the same T-shirt. Thankfully it was just a plain v-neck to wear to the gym.
The Maestro-
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JamieB wrote:Samaras wrote:
Your mother shat you into existence Jamie. That's how you're alive you cretin.
Wow haven't heard that before you boring cunt.
Fuck off Samaras.
And that is the most inventive insult I've ever heard.
Well done Jamie.
JamieB-
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Samaras wrote:JamieB wrote:
Wow haven't heard that before you boring cunt.
Fuck off Samaras.
And that is the most inventive insult I've ever heard.
Well done Jamie.
Good to know i've obviously scarred you for life then.
Novi-
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shots fired 
Forest-
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It's 5 to 3 and I've lost me bird. Only 1 thing left to do. Steal Scott's bird!
Gaz
Gaz
crump-
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OH FUCK THE INSULTS ARE GOING....
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Do I stay? Do I go? Do I keep banging? Am I gonna cum? What the fuck is going on?
GazLAD.
GazLAD.
crump-
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Gaz's Project 722 has being released 
Forest-
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Gaz did the best hmmmmee ever tonight! Hands down! When he was banging them 2 birds with Scott and popped out the covers to do it. What a fucking lad.
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What is a "hmmmee?"ForestLAD wrote:Gaz did the best hmmmmee ever tonight! Hands down! When he was banging them 2 birds with Scott and popped out the covers to do it. What a fucking lad.
The Maestro-
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What's a 'hmeee'?
Forest-
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My sig is a hmmmmee
VivaRonaldoLAD-
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SBSP is a Lad. #hmmmmmmmme
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LMAOVivaRonaldoLAD wrote:SBSP is a Lad. #hmmmmmmmme
Forest-
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The hmmmmee should be added into FIFA as a celebration as its very popular with players; most notably Danny Graham and Gary Madine. There's lots of lower league players that do it too. An Alfreton Town player got sent off for doing it against Wrexham
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I went to the corner market earlier today and bought the regular everyday stuff.
While walking back home I opened the cookie packets and ate a couple of cookies and then put them back in the bag and tied a tight knot on the bag. When I got home I tried to open the bag but because I put a boyscout knot on that thing I couldn't open it. Just ripped a small hole through the bag and tried to squeeze the things out of it. While trying to to squeeze out a bag of dried chilé peppers(the actual hot kind not the big sweet kind)I accidentally ripped open the bag of peppers. I cleaned everything up and put everything in it's place and that was that.
However, right now I just went into the kitchen and took out a few cookies. Ate one and to my surprise my cookies were hot, as in spicy.
I think some of the dried chile pepper residue got into the opened bag of cookies and now I have spicy chocolate cookies.
I know it's a "cool story bro" type of anecdote but I thought it was funny how things transpired.
While walking back home I opened the cookie packets and ate a couple of cookies and then put them back in the bag and tied a tight knot on the bag. When I got home I tried to open the bag but because I put a boyscout knot on that thing I couldn't open it. Just ripped a small hole through the bag and tried to squeeze the things out of it. While trying to to squeeze out a bag of dried chilé peppers(the actual hot kind not the big sweet kind)I accidentally ripped open the bag of peppers. I cleaned everything up and put everything in it's place and that was that.
However, right now I just went into the kitchen and took out a few cookies. Ate one and to my surprise my cookies were hot, as in spicy.
I think some of the dried chile pepper residue got into the opened bag of cookies and now I have spicy chocolate cookies.
I know it's a "cool story bro" type of anecdote but I thought it was funny how things transpired.
crump-
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Forest.
I always have the 1 on the sides, cut short on top haircut.
I want something fresh, lasting and different. Hit me.
I always have the 1 on the sides, cut short on top haircut.
I want something fresh, lasting and different. Hit me.
Forest-
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crump wrote:Forest.
I always have the 1 on the sides, cut short on top haircut.
I want something fresh, lasting and different. Hit me.
SBC
JamieB-
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crump wrote:Forest.
I always have the 1 on the sides, cut short on top haircut.
I want something fresh, lasting and different. Hit me.
Let it grow
The Maestro-
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Ché Guayaba wrote:I went to the corner market earlier today and bought the regular everyday stuff.
While walking back home I opened the cookie packets and ate a couple of cookies and then put them back in the bag and tied a tight knot on the bag. When I got home I tried to open the bag but because I put a boyscout knot on that thing I couldn't open it. Just ripped a small hole through the bag and tried to squeeze the things out of it. While trying to to squeeze out a bag of dried chilé peppers(the actual hot kind not the big sweet kind)I accidentally ripped open the bag of peppers. I cleaned everything up and put everything in it's place and that was that.
However, right now I just went into the kitchen and took out a few cookies. Ate one and to my surprise my cookies were hot, as in spicy.
I think some of the dried chile pepper residue got into the opened bag of cookies and now I have spicy chocolate cookies.
I know it's a "cool story bro" type of anecdote but I thought it was funny how things transpired.
I love how you took preventative measures against anyone saying cool story bro.
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Dammit I actually liked this guy too...ForestLAD wrote:
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