Barcelona vs Celtic | UCL | Tuesday 7:45 | Sky Sports 2

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES ALBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 2-1

Wow.

Ham. wrote:Awaiting the return of Maestro.

Maestro has probably just topped himself.

LOOOOOL

Quite possibly the best scenario. Go 1-0 up and lose in the final second after copying Rangers' tactics.

LOL!

Feel bad for them actually.

Haha this is even better than the 8-0 I predicted

They all got their hopes up after pulling what seems to be a fit girl, but then the alcohol begins to wear off after Iniesta scores and the fit girl becomes average but doable. But once they think they have guaranteed sexy time the girl has a penis and Albaaaaaaaa scores ya beauty!!

Maestro has just actually shit himself.

He probably just made an account and was ready to post a new thread.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING BUSSSSSSSSSSIN!11

Don't see why a bunch of you are getting so excited. You said that they'd get beaten by a large scoreline and that clearly hasn't been the case. James, you in particular have no right to laugh because you said that they'd concede five goals if they parked the bus, which they admittedly have.

It's impossible to consistently predict scorelines, I got the result right though.

Must have been really difficult to predict the outcome of a Barcelona home game.

The commentator just said the most irritating thing.

"They've proved that they belong with the elite of Europe, and they nearly held on against the extreme elite of Europe."

Or something similar to that. I'm not arguing that Celtic isn't an elite of Europe or that they are. But to say they've proved they are in the elite of Europe for pretty much sticking 10 men behind the ball for 90 minutes is bullshit.

BladeGunner wrote:Must have been really difficult to predict the outcome of a Barcelona home game.

Maestro apparently thought it was.

BladeGunner wrote:Must have been really difficult to predict the outcome of a Barcelona home game.

To you, from Maestro.

AndItsKoren! wrote:

BladeGunner wrote:Must have been really difficult to predict the outcome of a Barcelona home game.

To you, from Maestro.

I don't know what that means.

BladeGunner wrote:

AndItsKoren! wrote:

To you, from Maestro.

I don't know what that means.

Something about maestro getting a Woody?

Ché Guayaba wrote:The commentator just said the most irritating thing.

"They've proved that they belong with the elite of Europe, and they nearly held on against the extreme elite of Europe."

Or something similar to that. I'm not arguing that Celtic isn't an elite of Europe or that they are. But to say they've proved they are in the elite of Europe for pretty much sticking 10 men behind the ball for 90 minutes is bullshit.

Every single team goes to Barca and parks the bus.

We went, scored, and it took a last minute goal to beat us.

I figured you wouldn't understand. Have fun figuring it out.

Great effort from Shellic. Exceptional.

I was in class so I missed almost all of the match but I saw on Flashscore that it was 90' 1-1, I could not believe what I was see loaded up a stream to see only the replays of the winning goal.

Forest wrote:Haha this is even better than the 8-0 I predicted

They all got their hopes up after pulling what seems to be a fit girl, but then the alcohol begins to wear off after Iniesta scores and the fit girl becomes average but doable. But once they think they have guaranteed sexy time the girl has a penis and Albaaaaaaaa scores ya beauty!!

Oh please...you're just relieved they didn't make your thread look 100% farcical by pulling a point out. As it is, your thread is a mere 95% farcical.

Celtic is obviously not the worst team in the competition, either.

Totti wrote:
Every single team goes to Barca and parks the bus.

Same could be said when certain lower Scottish teams go to Celtic, this is another two way street and not something to make judgements on.

Walcott wrote:Tight game but I will go 6-0 Barcelona.

So close.

Fraser Forster is world class? Fraser Forster is up there with Joe Hart?

Forest is just a cunt tbh, who's over exaggerating his "hatred" for Celtic because of Maestro and ConorCeltic whatever.

When you live in a shithole like Nottingham and support a stagnant club going fucking nowherel, it's a bit weird to take so much pleasure from Barcelona beating Celtic for fucks sake.

Commiserations to celtic, unlucky not to take their chance.

Fear for them at home now though, providing Barca have their defence back? Will Pique, Puyol, Alves be back for the next game?

Totti wrote:Forest is just a cunt tbh, who's over exaggerating his "hatred" for Celtic because of Maestro and ConorCeltic whatever.

When you live in a shithole like Nottingham and support a stagnant club going fucking nowherel, it's a bit weird to take so much pleasure from Barcelona beating Celtic for fucks sake.

Just as weird as any other person taking pride or pleasure from watching games on tv.

Totti wrote:Forest is just a cunt tbh, who's over exaggerating his "hatred" for Celtic because of Maestro and ConorCeltic whatever.

When you live in a shithole like Nottingham and support a stagnant club going fucking nowherel, it's a bit weird to take so much pleasure from Barcelona beating Celtic for fucks sake.

Nottingham is a nice area.

Totti wrote:

Ché Guayaba wrote:The commentator just said the most irritating thing.

"They've proved that they belong with the elite of Europe, and they nearly held on against the extreme elite of Europe."

Or something similar to that. I'm not arguing that Celtic isn't an elite of Europe or that they are. But to say they've proved they are in the elite of Europe for pretty much sticking 10 men behind the ball for 90 minutes is bullshit.

Every single team goes to Barca and parks the bus.

We went, scored, and it took a last minute goal to beat us.

And? (not trying to be snarky, but it sounds like it, so sorry)

10 men behind the ball, and grinding out a result does not make you an elite of Europe, like the commentators seems to think.

If that was the case teams like Osasuna, Real Sociedad, Getafe and Hercules are in the elite of Europe too.