No suprise really, clambering on top of prostitutes takes a lot more effort over there.
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Wayne Rooney loses half a stone in America
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I heard he lost his wallet.
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I prefer this joke. Yours was lame. Seen it in the chat thread.
This is better on Sickipedia
This is better on Sickipedia
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So now he's down to 18 stone?
Jord-
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Ohhhh!The-Reporter wrote:So now he's down to 18 stone?
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Dirty scouse chav throwing stones.. and he even managed to lose half of one.. what a disgrace 
Sean-
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The-Reporter wrote:So now he's down to 18 stone?
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The-Reporter wrote:So now he's down to 18 stone?
18 stone that smashed Arsenal on a regular basis.
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kyro7 wrote:The-Reporter wrote:So now he's down to 18 stone?
18 stone that smashed Arsenal on a regular basis.
18 and a half.
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Ryan wrote:kyro7 wrote:The-Reporter wrote:So now he's down to 18 stone?
18 stone that smashed Arsenal on a regular basis.
18 and a half.
Well played, I have no response.
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Ryan wrote:kyro7 wrote:The-Reporter wrote:So now he's down to 18 stone?
18 stone that smashed Arsenal on a regular basis.
18 and a half.
Take that Kyro. :joke:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_gFmnj2xQQ&feature=related
Barton-
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Ryan wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_gFmnj2xQQ&feature=related
Dickhead.
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Is this the shit jokes thread?
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NGreat wrote:Is this the shit jokes thread?
Aparently.
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As I said elsewhere, you can't lose weight on a diet of cheeseburgers and milkshakes.
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NGreat wrote:Is this the shit jokes thread?
It is now you're in here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI&feature=related
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Rooney is anorexic. He should come out about it so he can play and feel liberated. 
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Well you did didn't you, You just cut out the 59 inch triple mozarella pizza you had with them.Scuba Steve wrote:As I said elsewhere, you can't lose weight on a diet of cheeseburgers and milkshakes.
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That's a small pizza. Why would you need to cut that out?
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DONT MAKE ME COME AT YOU. :joke:Scuba Steve wrote:That's a small pizza. Why would you need to cut that out?
Scuba Steve-
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Come at me bro', come at me bro'!
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Ryan wrote:NGreat wrote:Is this the shit jokes thread?
It is now you're in here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI&feature=related
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He went to the toilet and took a dump?
