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Celtic Football Club ‏@celticfc
NL: "Deadline is Monday for Europe so hoping everything can get done with Lassad for then."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2196834/Lassad-Nouioui-set-sign-Celtic-medical.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Part of me wishes Lennon would sometimes rise above that stuff, but on the other hand

Rico ‏@RicoGBTP67
@DMcGeouch Alright my son, I was shouting I would let u shag my wife at parkhead cross,u can tag team her n my mum!! Geez a RT plz!Ur dench
Retweeted by Dylan McGeouch

ConorCelticFC wrote:Rico ‏@RicoGBTP67
@DMcGeouch Alright my son, I was shouting I would let u shag my wife at parkhead cross,u can tag team her n my mum!! Geez a RT plz!Ur dench
Retweeted by Dylan McGeouch

Yeah... That one isn'y funny.

The fact that Dylan McGeouch retweeted it is.

I see. The retweet before it.

Rachael Harkins ‏@RachTHarkins
Just saw a Celtic fan singing ' I would let you ride my maw' to @DMcGeouch touching sentiment indeed

Aye. Hope he's back soon, could have done with him today.

Graham Hunter says that Levante are considering legal redress with Lassad's agent.

Look how gutted he looks when the keeper takes his 'baby' away.

Does anyone remember this?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3138518/Seems-like-a-nice-Bhoy.html

Lassad has apparently signed a contract with us and Levante. Courts likely to get involved.

Bad news about Brown. Degenerative hip injury. Most likely outcome is a Ledley King situation, but tbh I think he's done.

Totti wrote:Lassad has apparently signed a contract with us and Levante. Courts likely to get involved.

Bad news about Brown. Degenerative hip injury. Most likely outcome is a Ledley King situation, but tbh I think he's done.

This could get messy, is he worth the hassle?

The Maestro wrote:

Totti wrote:Lassad has apparently signed a contract with us and Levante. Courts likely to get involved.

Bad news about Brown. Degenerative hip injury. Most likely outcome is a Ledley King situation, but tbh I think he's done.

This could get messy, is he worth the hassle?

Not in my opinion. Another striker would be nice, but he's not exactly prolific.

Celtic Football Club ‏@celticfc
Lassad Nouioui has joined Celtic on a two-year contract subject to international clearance. More soon http://celticfc.net

Going to get the package for the home CL games.

$105. Not too bad. Cheaper than last time, iirc.

Benfica away is a genuine possibility too, which would be amazing.

Totti wrote:Lassad has apparently signed a contract with us and Levante. Courts likely to get involved.

Bad news about Brown. Degenerative hip injury. Most likely outcome is a Ledley King situation, but tbh I think he's done.

Bullshit. All he needs is an operation and a prolonged period of rest and he'll be fine according to Lennon. We're just putting it off until after the Champions League games, which we shouldn't, but this is nothing like Ledley King.

Totti wrote:Lassad deal's off. Signed for Levante.

You were wrong about this too.

Totti wrote:Going to get the package for the home CL games.

$105. Not too bad. Cheaper than last time, iirc.

Benfica away is a genuine possibility too, which would be amazing.

Me too, are you a season ticket holder?

not sure if I could afford an away trip though

ConorCelticFC wrote:

Totti wrote:Lassad has apparently signed a contract with us and Levante. Courts likely to get involved.

Bad news about Brown. Degenerative hip injury. Most likely outcome is a Ledley King situation, but tbh I think he's done.

Bullshit. All he needs is an operation and a prolonged period of rest and he'll be fine according to Lennon. We're just putting it off until after the Champions League games, which we shouldn't, but this is nothing like Ledley King.

Totti wrote:Lassad deal's off. Signed for Levante.

You were wrong about this too.

Do you know what a degenerative injury is? His muscle and nerves around the hip will be constantly wasting away, and because it receives no blood, there's no way for the body to heal it.

He will need a hip replacement at some point. The injections and operations just postpone a replacement. Six months off won't do anything except delay things. These injuries can fuck your life up, no point in ruining his for the sake of a few games.

He will retire early, I guarantee you that.

And the Lassad thing is just being a deliberate cunt on your part.

Levante announced the signing, and at the time, BBC etc. were reporting it too. I'd say almost every Celtic fan believed it was off.

You're like our own Jela. You're so defensive, and believe everything is always rosy with Celtic, the players are superstars, etc. Stop it, it's annoying.

Come on now

The Maestro wrote:

Totti wrote:Going to get the package for the home CL games.

$105. Not too bad. Cheaper than last time, iirc.

Benfica away is a genuine possibility too, which would be amazing.

Me too, are you a season ticket holder?

not sure if I could afford an away trip though

Nah. If I go to Uni in Glasgow, I will though.

Yeah, I need to see what my financial situation is first. The plan is to go over for a few days with my older cousins. I'll get a ticket no problem, it's just the flights, travel, accommodation that I can't afford atm.

Totti wrote:

ConorCelticFC wrote:

Bullshit. All he needs is an operation and a prolonged period of rest and he'll be fine according to Lennon. We're just putting it off until after the Champions League games, which we shouldn't, but this is nothing like Ledley King.



You were wrong about this too.

Do you know what a degenerative injury is? His muscle and nerves around the hip will be constantly wasting away, and because it receives no blood, there's no way for the body to heal it.

He will need a hip replacement at some point. The injections and operations just postpone a replacement. Six months off won't do anything except delay things. These injuries can fuck your life up, no point in ruining his for the sake of a few games.

He will retire early, I guarantee you that.

And the Lassad thing is just being a deliberate cunt on your part.

Levante announced the signing, and at the time, BBC etc. were reporting it too. I'd say almost every Celtic fan believed it was off.

You're like our own Jela. You're so defensive, and believe everything is always rosy with Celtic, the players are superstars, etc. Stop it, it's annoying.

On Lassad first. Almost every Celtic fan? Nah mate, I immediately let you know you were wrong. You seem to completely misinterpret everything.

On Brown: He doesn't need a hip replacement. You stupid cunt. Lennon has said that all he needs is an operation, but it's not even so significant that it needs to be done immediately.

You were also wrong about Lassad signing two contracts. Why the fuck would he do that? No offence but you're not particularly clever are you?

Totti wrote:

The Maestro wrote:

Me too, are you a season ticket holder?

not sure if I could afford an away trip though

Nah. If I go to Uni in Glasgow, I will though.

Yeah, I need to see what my financial situation is first. The plan is to go over for a few days with my older cousins. I'll get a ticket no problem, it's just the flights, travel, accommodation that I can't afford atm.

If you can afford it, go for it!

£105 for the 3 match package is good. They go on general sale at 9:30am on Tuesday 11th September

Cannot wait!!!

I was thinking about going to one of the Celtic European matches.

ConorCelticFC wrote:

Totti wrote:

Do you know what a degenerative injury is? His muscle and nerves around the hip will be constantly wasting away, and because it receives no blood, there's no way for the body to heal it.

He will need a hip replacement at some point. The injections and operations just postpone a replacement. Six months off won't do anything except delay things. These injuries can fuck your life up, no point in ruining his for the sake of a few games.

He will retire early, I guarantee you that.

And the Lassad thing is just being a deliberate cunt on your part.

Levante announced the signing, and at the time, BBC etc. were reporting it too. I'd say almost every Celtic fan believed it was off.

You're like our own Jela. You're so defensive, and believe everything is always rosy with Celtic, the players are superstars, etc. Stop it, it's annoying.

On Lassad first. Almost every Celtic fan? Nah mate, I immediately let you know you were wrong. You seem to completely misinterpret everything.

On Brown: He doesn't need a hip replacement. You stupid cunt. Lennon has said that all he needs is an operation, but it's not even so significant that it needs to be done immediately.

You were also wrong about Lassad signing two contracts. Why the fuck would he do that? No offence but you're not particularly clever are you?

On Lassad, the only reason you called me out on it was because of your green tinted specs, where you can't see any wrongdoing with Celtic, ever, at all. Various people will agree with that, not because you had some inside info or whatever.

On Brown, what medical knowledge do you have to back up that claim? Don't tell me you believe everything that someone from Celtic tells you. I guarantee you that Brown will get a hip replacement at some point in his life. His hip will not get better. It's medical fact.

Totti wrote:

ConorCelticFC wrote:

On Lassad first. Almost every Celtic fan? Nah mate, I immediately let you know you were wrong. You seem to completely misinterpret everything.

On Brown: He doesn't need a hip replacement. You stupid cunt. Lennon has said that all he needs is an operation, but it's not even so significant that it needs to be done immediately.

You were also wrong about Lassad signing two contracts. Why the fuck would he do that? No offence but you're not particularly clever are you?

On Lassad, the only reason you called me out on it was because of your green tinted specs, where you can't see any wrongdoing with Celtic, ever, at all. Various people will agree with that, not because you had some inside info or whatever.

On Brown, what medical knowledge do you have to back up that claim? Don't tell me you believe everything that someone from Celtic tells you. I guarantee you that Brown will get a hip replacement at some point in his life. His hip will not get better. It's medical fact.

So it was just luck? I just happened to predict that we would sign Lassad despite BBC and Levante's official website saying otherwise? As usual, bullshit. This was my reasoning, which, as usual, was spot-on.

ConorCelticFC wrote:Lennon told the BBC that Lassad was coming for talks after Levante confirmed the signing. You may be right but it wouldn't surprise me if there was more to this.

Regarding Brown, I'm going to believe Lennon ahead of someone who has been wrong about literally everything I have ever seen him post.

ConorCelticFC wrote:

Totti wrote:

On Lassad, the only reason you called me out on it was because of your green tinted specs, where you can't see any wrongdoing with Celtic, ever, at all. Various people will agree with that, not because you had some inside info or whatever.

On Brown, what medical knowledge do you have to back up that claim? Don't tell me you believe everything that someone from Celtic tells you. I guarantee you that Brown will get a hip replacement at some point in his life. His hip will not get better. It's medical fact.

So it was just luck? I just happened to predict that we would sign Lassad despite BBC and Levante's official website saying otherwise? As usual, bullshit. This was my reasoning, which, as usual, was spot-on.

ConorCelticFC wrote:Lennon told the BBC that Lassad was coming for talks after Levante confirmed the signing. You may be right but it wouldn't surprise me if there was more to this.

Regarding Brown, I'm going to believe Lennon ahead of someone who has been wrong about literally everything I have ever seen him post.

Ok, wee man. Calm down.

http://www.healthscout.com/ency/416/577/main.html

Calm down? There's no rage in my posts, just amused scorn. The 'wee man' line is just a sorry attempt to curtail the trajectory of superiority in this debate.

If Brown needed a hip replacement it would have been made clear by now. He doesn't have a 'disease,' he has an injury. Which as Lennon has made clear an operation will fix. That's me done on this subject.