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kyro7 wrote:

Zzonked wrote:Just came 30th out of 2500 in a poker tournament to win $42.

Pretty happy, but still sort of annoyed because I had a 72% chance of doubling up when I went out. If I'd done that I would have had a really good shout at $100+ and possibly even $2k.

If we played Poker by the time I finished with you I'd own your anus.

mf you couldn't afford the bet that would have to be on the table for me to put my anus at stake.

Zzonked wrote:

kyro7 wrote:

Zzonked wrote:Just came 30th out of 2500 in a poker tournament to win $42.

Pretty happy, but still sort of annoyed because I had a 72% chance of doubling up when I went out. If I'd done that I would have had a really good shout at $100+ and possibly even $2k.

If we played Poker by the time I finished with you I'd own your anus.

mf you couldn't afford the bet that would have to be on the table for me to put my anus at stake.

But I'd have all your money as well already, so you would be desperate.

Needed a double post to emphasize the point.

Poker tournaments take too much effort, I have a meal 10 mins before one starts so I can concentrate for a few hours before eventually dying off.

Trent wrote:Needed a double post to emphasize the point.

I know he is serious now and am relatively intimidated.

A guy who makes a living playing poker tweeted me once, so I am obviously a good player though.

Trent wrote:Needed a double post to emphasize the point.

Pardon?

abuse of power.

kyro7 wrote:

Trent wrote:Needed a double post to emphasize the point.

Pardon?

oh no you didn't

Theo Filippo wrote:Poker tournaments take too much effort, I have a meal 10 mins before one starts so I can concentrate for a few hours before eventually dying off.

It does take a lot of effort, but I reckon I could make a worthwhile bit of money if I keep improving and get lucky. This one lasted like 5 hours and I managed to only make a couple of mistakes. Won 21x my stake back so it was a good investment.

The Maestro wrote:

That is a great thing see on your arm for the rest of your life.

Is DJ Sammy on tonight?

Ironically, I just saw a poker advert with Nadal in it which reminded me of Kyro and Zzonked straight away.

Templeton7|RFC wrote:Is DJ Sammy on tonight?

You want me to make a cunt of myself to take the attention away from you don't you?

Trent wrote:Ironically, I just saw a poker advert with Nadal in it which reminded me of Kyro and Zzonked straight away.

I saw that too, I bet he's shit at poker but I would be interested to watch him play.

I'm on pokerstars so will look out for him online and report if he is indeed shit.

The Maestro wrote:

Templeton7|RFC wrote:Is DJ Sammy on tonight?

You want me to make a cunt of myself to take the attention away from you don't you?

I was actually going to say, and with that ... I'm off.

I didn't realise I was getting any attention, because what I said was right. As you nicely backed up with a video.

I've decided against ever getting a tattoo that is football related now.

They seem like a very, cheap and tatty thing to do.

I'd love a half sleeve but not until I develop proper facial hair and get dench

Zzonked wrote:

Trent wrote:Ironically, I just saw a poker advert with Nadal in it which reminded me of Kyro and Zzonked straight away.

I saw that too, I bet he's shit at poker but I would be interested to watch him play.

I'm on pokerstars so will look out for him online and report if he is indeed shit.

Are you watching Man vs Food nation?

I still think the Playmaker Poker Tournament should happen.

Forest why is Harry Styles in your sig?

Jay wrote:Forest why is Harry Styles in your sig?

Cos he's a LAD

Templeton7|RFC wrote:

The Maestro wrote:

You want me to make a cunt of myself to take the attention away from you don't you?

I was actually going to say, and with that ... I'm off.

I didn't realise I was getting any attention, because what I said was right. As you nicely backed up with a video.

Let's get real here

You've made a few errors last night/today with the Cazorla thing and been getting a fair bit of stick for it.

Forest wrote:I've decided against ever getting a tattoo that is football related now.

They seem like a very, cheap and tatty thing to do.

I'd love a half sleeve but not until I develop proper facial hair and get dench

Football tattoos are fine as long as they can be hidden. i.e. on your back, arm etc.

On things like your neck is just hideous/stupid. Can stop you from getting jobs etc.

The Maestro wrote:

Templeton7|RFC wrote:

I was actually going to say, and with that ... I'm off.

I didn't realise I was getting any attention, because what I said was right. As you nicely backed up with a video.

Let's get real here

You've made a few errors last night/today with the Cazorla thing and been getting a fair bit of stick for it.

Really, I'm not bothered. I'm not going to say "Cathorla" when talking to my mates about football as I've never heard any of them saying it. (I've not heard anyone irl saying it in fact). Only commentators etc.

Trent wrote:

Zzonked wrote:

Trent wrote:Ironically, I just saw a poker advert with Nadal in it which reminded me of Kyro and Zzonked straight away.

I saw that too, I bet he's shit at poker but I would be interested to watch him play.

I'm on pokerstars so will look out for him online and report if he is indeed shit.

Are you watching Man vs Food nation?

Nah American Football, they are spamming that advert though.

I was thinking of getting a Bury one on my leg.. But I will probably sort one out in a few years.

Zzonked wrote:

Trent wrote:
Are you watching Man vs Food nation?

Nah American Football, they are spamming that advert though.

Oh, lol. I saw it watching Man vs Food nation.

Pico wrote:I still think the Playmaker Poker Tournament should happen.

You can create home games on pokerstars, we would need probably 6-9 people though and I think there was only like 4 of us who were up for it (not counting Cam because no one is going to pay for him haha).

Pico wrote:I still think the Playmaker Poker Tournament should happen.

Yeah, it won't though.

Any type of football tattoo usually never comes out well.