What's the most cuntish thing you've done?

I feel pretty bad for this. I was on my way to football training in a mates car when he spotted some bird standing on a ledge outside her window. She was smoking cigarette so I thought she must just like that place for a smoke, because someone leaning out the window and talking to her and they both seemed calm and looked like they had no worries. So I thought this was a good time to drop the ole Futurama reference and I shouted out the car, "Do a flip!". She started looking around but didn't seem bothered or anything. Then we carried on to pick someone else up. Once we got them we passed the house again but this time she was sitting on the ledge and there was 3 coppers on the ground shouting something up to her. I hope she isn't dead

That wasn't very cuntish, just a bit of banter.

Probably the time I doubted God.

That is cuntish, in retrospect.

I don't want to read the paper tomorrow and find out I egged some girl on to killing herself.

Murderer.

That's quite bad but your intentions weren't cuntish, probably just in poor taste. I reckon you have to do it on purpose for it to qualify as cuntish.

She will haunt you for eternity.

Nothing compared to that.

I nicked a ball once..

Zzonked wrote:That's quite bad but your intentions weren't cuntish, probably just in poor taste. I reckon you have to do it on purpose for it to qualify as cuntish.

Thanks, that actually made me feel a bit better.

Glen Damon wrote:Probably the time I doubted God.

How in the world is that cuntish?

Vandalised the fuck out of my school, held a sign up at an Arsenal game '[Insert name] has a wonky leg' it got on sky, just about.

Roloman4 wrote:

Glen Damon wrote:Probably the time I doubted God.

How in the world is that cuntish?

Reported for baiting.

Roloman4 wrote:

Glen Damon wrote:Probably the time I doubted God.

How in the world is that cuntish?

Haaaa

Theo Filippo wrote:Vandalised the fuck out of my school, held a sign up at an Arsenal game '[Insert name] has a wonky leg' it got on sky, just about.

Badman Theo.

Had to watch it again.

Laughing about it? Now that's cuntish.

I'm laughing at Futurama. There's something wrong with you if you can't do that.

I had sex with the corpse of my wife seven hours after her death.

If she did jump, I wonder if she did the flip.

Mr. Kurtz wrote:I had sex with the corpse of my wife seven hours after her death.

Last night I woke my brother up just to tell him a joke.

Mr. Kurtz wrote:I had sex with the corpse of my wife seven hours after her death.

Glen Damon wrote:

Roloman4 wrote:

How in the world is that cuntish?

Reported for baiting.

How the hell is that baiting? I was just genuinely wondering.

Roloman4 wrote:

Glen Damon wrote:Reported for baiting.

How the hell is that baiting? I was just genuinely wondering.

Well then, you are just being naive.

I really don't get this?

If she jumped (and maybe did a flip) wouldn't she be on the ground dead & not sitting on her ledge?

How high up was she? Was it a balcony?

Roloman4 wrote:

Glen Damon wrote:Reported for baiting.

How the hell is that baiting? I was just genuinely wondering.

Don't use such vile language, or your soul will burn in Hell.

Oh ok I think i get it

Depends. If it's to someone that had it coming or just to someone out of the blue because I felt like a cock that day.

Either way they're pretty bad and feel kinda shitty about it now that I'm older wiser and generally more mild mannered.

I don't want to incriminate myself so I'll mention something not so bad(but really it's fucking terrible) I used to bully one of my friend's brother, but only because he was a bully himself so I felt like putting him in his place. I left school and that was pretty much it.

That is until I learned the guy had drowned in a surfing accident. Felt pretty shitty about bullying him and in retrospect I probably just added fuel to whatever personal demons he was dealing with that made him into a bully in the first place.

Ché Guayaba wrote:Depends. If it's to someone that had it coming or just to someone out of the blue because I felt like a cock that day.

Either way they're pretty bad and feel kinda shitty about it now that I'm older wiser and generally more mild mannered.

I don't want to incriminate myself so I'll mention something not so bad(but really it's fucking terrible) I used to bully one of my friend's brother, but only because he was a bully himself so I felt like putting him in his place. I left school and that was pretty much it.

That is until I learned the guy had drowned in a surfing accident. Felt pretty shitty about bullying him and in retrospect I probably just added fuel to whatever personal demons he was dealing with that made him into a bully in the first place.

Depends? It's asking what's the most cuntish thing you did, not did you do anything cuntish.