Liverpool FC Official Thread

Even if you were 17, you'd still be a little kid to me.

But you're 14.

Scott. wrote:Even if you were 17, you'd still be a little kid to me.

But you're 14.

And rightly so. That is my age, after all.

How old are you, Scotty?

22.

A good, healthy, grown up age.

Good on you.

what sort of argument is this

also Peter you seem much older than 14.5 or even 17.

I thought you were 19/20..

Glen is not 14.


There, you can thank me for clearing that up.

Thank you Beowolf.

Thank you New Zealand Gangster.

El_indian wrote:Thank you New Zealand Gangster.

You are welcome.

You are all mistaken. The great Scott said it himself, I am fourteen years of age.

Glen Damon wrote:You are all mistaken. The great Scott said it himself, I am fourteen years of age.

Well then I'm happy to say you are the most mature 14 year old I have ever encountered.

Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish has leapt to the defence of striker Luis Suarez after the forward went on a murderous rampage that left fourteen dead and dozens more wounded.

After their 2-1 defeat to rivals Manchester United, Liverpool’s Suarez was seen spraying crowds of Manchester fans with rounds from a semi-automatic weapon, before beating them with the gun itself once out of ammunition.

However Dalglish moved to defend his player, insisting footage only shows the incident from the most unflattering of angles, and that people aren’t aware of the other things that went on out of sight of the camera.

The Liverpool manager explained. “Yes, in the video he says, ‘I am going to shoot and kill as many people as I can’ – however you have to remember that the true meaning of this phrase has been lost in translation, and that in Uruguay this is a loving term of endearment.”

Suarez Rampage

Fans across the country have been left shocked by Dalglish’s inability to criticise his player for doing something that every other person on the planet deems to be so obviously wrong.

Dalglish went on, “You only brutally maim the ones you love – that’s a common saying in Uruguay, everyone knows that.”

“If we’re going to criticise him for a little cultural difference like murdering the people trying to run away from you, then I would say that you’re the racist.”

Oh fucking dear.

Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish has leapt to the defence of striker Luis Suarez after the forward brutally murdered unsuspecting spiders.

After their 2-1 defeat to rivals Manchester United, Liverpool’s Suarez was seen walking on the turf, stamping on spiders left, right and centre.

However Dalglish moved to defend his player, insisting footage only shows the incident from the most unflattering of angles, and that people aren’t aware of the other things that went on out of sight of the camera.

The Liverpool manager explained. “Yes, in the video it looks as if he's stamping on the spiders – however you have to remember that in Uruguay, spiders are deemed sinful, and must be squished, no matter how much you love them."

Suarez Rampage

Fans across the country have been left shocked by Dalglish’s inability to criticise his player for doing something that every other person on the planet deems to be so obviously wrong.

Dalglish went on, “You only step on the spiders you love – that is common in Uruguay, everyone knows that.”

“If we’re going to criticise him for a little cultural difference like stepping on spiders, then I would say that you’re the racist.”

Glen is giving Scott morality advice on how to deal with girls?

Haha that's quality.

Jord wrote:

My friends, I suggest you watch. Maybe you'll see what me and Scott already see.

Even in a youtube video he looks average as fuck

Scott. wrote:Did you not see the way he SPRINTED to get to the ball? The goal would never have happened if it wasn't for that effort.

What the fuck

Glen Damon wrote:

Scott. wrote:Either way, he needs to gtfo my dick.

I merely pointed out the dishonesty in one of your posts.

For that, I am deeply sorry for the offense that I have caused. I understand I should be more sensitive with you from now on.

Damn Scott got destroyed

Ajax fans in Manchester.

Scott. wrote:

Glen Damon wrote:What's wrong with being 14?

Oh, and it's fourteen and a half, you liar.

Just a little kid. Even Kuled is older than you, and he's the forum baby.

I'm 14 and a third

Age is just a number my friends, I can think of a few members on here who could be called the "elders" of the forum yet they're as smart as two bricks.

Scott. wrote:

Glen Damon wrote:What's wrong with being 14?

Oh, and it's fourteen and a half, you liar.

Just a little kid. Even Kuled is older than you, and he's the forum baby.

Splendid.

"Sterling's on the new FIFA update! 61. Not bad for a 17 year old! Suso and Silva too."

Scott. wrote:

Depressing.

Why is that depressing?

King of the mickey mouse cup Kenneth.

You're actually pathetic.

Elaborate.

Stylish banner

Glen's 14 years old?

Shock. Acts older than he actually is. A bit like me I suppose. Maybe soon he'll be a 45 year old grump aswell.