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Chat Thread
Mouse-
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While you stare at me, in your Jesus Christ pose
Marvin- .
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Wasn't intentional at first but then I noticed the colour values were quite similar so I edited the original image to give it the sort of transparent look.Jelavić7|EFC wrote:Marvin, I've always sort of loved your avatar because it almost blends in.
Was actually thinking of changing my avatar earlier, had this for a while now.
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http://www.the-playmaker.com/t12028-what-are-your-thoughts-on-abortion
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Jelavić7|EFC wrote:hume7 wrote:Anywhere I can purchase an iPod Touch for £70 or less?
Used on amazon.
Hmm, but are they reliable though?
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hume7 wrote:Jelavić7|EFC wrote:
Used on amazon.
Hmm, but are they reliable though?
I really don't have the slightest clue, make a thread in GD and ask.
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hume7 wrote:Jelavić7|EFC wrote:
Used on amazon.
Hmm, but are they reliable though?
Do sellers have ratings on Amazon? If so, just check how reliable the person/company selling it is.
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- Post n°101
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I never buy anything second hand, I like being the first owner of something, also I don't know what the last owner(s) did
Oh, and I like unwrapping things out of their box
Oh, and I like unwrapping things out of their box
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http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=91d3f982c7e4e64f22890d87e2b70a1ccd062907bd7cdf28154b30a7c2f33358&pass=1
password: p
password: p
Ham.-
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- Post n°103
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hume7 wrote:Jelavić7|EFC wrote:
Used on amazon.
Hmm, but are they reliable though?
Try Gumtree.
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- Post n°104
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Mc Babel wrote:While you stare at me, in your Jesus Christ pose
Soundgarden? If so, you have a cracking music taste!
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One of the best stories I've read on the internet :
- Spoiler:
- My most embarassing moment happened while I was working at a camp for the summer. I was a camp runner, meaning that I was the guy that drove into town for whatever reason. At night I'd sleep in a room with about 10 other guys, and the bathrooms were big and always busy, so I was completely abstinent nearly the entire summer.
So one day I got a call that I had to pick up a camper girl who had been bitten by a spider and take her to urgent care. It was policy that if I was driving a camper of the opposite sex somewhere, there had to be another adult (18+) of the opposite sex riding with us. The other adult that came with us was this cute girl that I had had a few conversations with prior. I was somewhat sleep-deprived at the time, and she knew this, so as she had her camp driving clearance and knew the way to the urgent care, she offered to drive, and I accepted.
The camp was in the middle of nowhere, so the ride to the urgent care was pretty long. In that time I fell asleep. I woke up with my dick hard as a rock and the head of it poking out of the leg of my shorts. Before I was able to get my bearings, I felt a surge of pressure and proceeded to ejaculate onto the glove compartment door. Immediately I heard both a shriek and a girl yell, "oh God! Holy shit no!" I turned and looked at both girls. Both of them had obviously seen what happened and both of their faces were like beet red. The car was absolutely silent for the next 10 minutes apart from the sounds of me attempting to wipe up my semen with an old McDonald's bag. Finally we reached the urgent care, and I dropped them off.
After talking with the girl that drove the next day, I had apparently been hard for like 10 minutes. Both of them were fully aware of it, but both were too embarrassed to wake me up. That was the worst.
tl;dr - Worked at camp. In car with two girls I barely knew. Had wet dream. Ejaculated on glove compartment.
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Any admins on? Leo is still signed up to the forum somehow, keeps joining the haxball (private) rooms, so he's obviously seeing the pass on here. Keeps impersonating me and trying to be a cunt.
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Indeed it isGeorgeMiles6 wrote:Mc Babel wrote:While you stare at me, in your Jesus Christ pose
Soundgarden? If so, you have a cracking music taste!
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Splashy wrote:One of the best stories I've read on the internet :
- Spoiler:
My most embarassing moment happened while I was working at a camp for the summer. I was a camp runner, meaning that I was the guy that drove into town for whatever reason. At night I'd sleep in a room with about 10 other guys, and the bathrooms were big and always busy, so I was completely abstinent nearly the entire summer.
So one day I got a call that I had to pick up a camper girl who had been bitten by a spider and take her to urgent care. It was policy that if I was driving a camper of the opposite sex somewhere, there had to be another adult (18+) of the opposite sex riding with us. The other adult that came with us was this cute girl that I had had a few conversations with prior. I was somewhat sleep-deprived at the time, and she knew this, so as she had her camp driving clearance and knew the way to the urgent care, she offered to drive, and I accepted.
The camp was in the middle of nowhere, so the ride to the urgent care was pretty long. In that time I fell asleep. I woke up with my dick hard as a rock and the head of it poking out of the leg of my shorts. Before I was able to get my bearings, I felt a surge of pressure and proceeded to ejaculate onto the glove compartment door. Immediately I heard both a shriek and a girl yell, "oh God! Holy shit no!" I turned and looked at both girls. Both of them had obviously seen what happened and both of their faces were like beet red. The car was absolutely silent for the next 10 minutes apart from the sounds of me attempting to wipe up my semen with an old McDonald's bag. Finally we reached the urgent care, and I dropped them off.
After talking with the girl that drove the next day, I had apparently been hard for like 10 minutes. Both of them were fully aware of it, but both were too embarrassed to wake me up. That was the worst.
tl;dr - Worked at camp. In car with two girls I barely knew. Had wet dream. Ejaculated on glove compartment.
LMFAO.
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Is that from that website?
Was reading some last night for ages, fancy posting the link for me please?
Was reading some last night for ages, fancy posting the link for me please?
ayvee1- .
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That story is rough man
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The image of something wiping up semen with a brown paper bag killed me
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Splashy wrote:One of the best stories I've read on the internet :
- Spoiler:
My most embarassing moment happened while I was working at a camp for the summer. I was a camp runner, meaning that I was the guy that drove into town for whatever reason. At night I'd sleep in a room with about 10 other guys, and the bathrooms were big and always busy, so I was completely abstinent nearly the entire summer.
So one day I got a call that I had to pick up a camper girl who had been bitten by a spider and take her to urgent care. It was policy that if I was driving a camper of the opposite sex somewhere, there had to be another adult (18+) of the opposite sex riding with us. The other adult that came with us was this cute girl that I had had a few conversations with prior. I was somewhat sleep-deprived at the time, and she knew this, so as she had her camp driving clearance and knew the way to the urgent care, she offered to drive, and I accepted.
The camp was in the middle of nowhere, so the ride to the urgent care was pretty long. In that time I fell asleep. I woke up with my dick hard as a rock and the head of it poking out of the leg of my shorts. Before I was able to get my bearings, I felt a surge of pressure and proceeded to ejaculate onto the glove compartment door. Immediately I heard both a shriek and a girl yell, "oh God! Holy shit no!" I turned and looked at both girls. Both of them had obviously seen what happened and both of their faces were like beet red. The car was absolutely silent for the next 10 minutes apart from the sounds of me attempting to wipe up my semen with an old McDonald's bag. Finally we reached the urgent care, and I dropped them off.
After talking with the girl that drove the next day, I had apparently been hard for like 10 minutes. Both of them were fully aware of it, but both were too embarrassed to wake me up. That was the worst.
tl;dr - Worked at camp. In car with two girls I barely knew. Had wet dream. Ejaculated on glove compartment.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pwlhs/most_embarrassing_situation_youve_been_in_story/King Carlos wrote:Is that from that website?
Was reading some last night for ages, fancy posting the link for me please?
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Splashy wrote:One of the best stories I've read on the internet :
- Spoiler:
My most embarassing moment happened while I was working at a camp for the summer. I was a camp runner, meaning that I was the guy that drove into town for whatever reason. At night I'd sleep in a room with about 10 other guys, and the bathrooms were big and always busy, so I was completely abstinent nearly the entire summer.
So one day I got a call that I had to pick up a camper girl who had been bitten by a spider and take her to urgent care. It was policy that if I was driving a camper of the opposite sex somewhere, there had to be another adult (18+) of the opposite sex riding with us. The other adult that came with us was this cute girl that I had had a few conversations with prior. I was somewhat sleep-deprived at the time, and she knew this, so as she had her camp driving clearance and knew the way to the urgent care, she offered to drive, and I accepted.
The camp was in the middle of nowhere, so the ride to the urgent care was pretty long. In that time I fell asleep. I woke up with my dick hard as a rock and the head of it poking out of the leg of my shorts. Before I was able to get my bearings, I felt a surge of pressure and proceeded to ejaculate onto the glove compartment door. Immediately I heard both a shriek and a girl yell, "oh God! Holy shit no!" I turned and looked at both girls. Both of them had obviously seen what happened and both of their faces were like beet red. The car was absolutely silent for the next 10 minutes apart from the sounds of me attempting to wipe up my semen with an old McDonald's bag. Finally we reached the urgent care, and I dropped them off.
After talking with the girl that drove the next day, I had apparently been hard for like 10 minutes. Both of them were fully aware of it, but both were too embarrassed to wake me up. That was the worst.
tl;dr - Worked at camp. In car with two girls I barely knew. Had wet dream. Ejaculated on glove compartment.
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