Name The 3 Best Players At Your Club.

Mr. Ree wrote:Lol. People from America follow a football team from the other side of the world?

That's sadder tbh.

What, do you not have friends in real life? So instead, you take up an interest that you can only talk about online?

Must be painful.

You can always count on an Englishman to throw in the nationality-card when they have nothing better to say.

Shows weakness on your part.

Mr. Ree wrote:I'm trying to imagine Americans discussing the Premier League seriously in an American accent.

"Torres is a real douche, but Van Persie is like, AWESOME, man."

"I like, totally loved that goal. Sweet, dude."

That's how a gloryhunter sounds like anywhere, whether it is England, America, India, Australia or Korea.

Have you ever discussed football with Americans on forums before? They are quite like Europeans.

Ignore me.

I'm just mad at America for introducing Justin Bieber to the world.

(polskaGOLA) wrote:

Mr. Ree wrote:I'm trying to imagine Americans discussing the Premier League seriously in an American accent.

"Torres is a real douche, but Van Persie is like, AWESOME, man."

"I like, totally loved that goal. Sweet, dude."

That's how a gloryhunter sounds like anywhere, whether it is England, America, India, Australia or Korea.

Have you ever discussed football with Americans on forums before? They are quite like Europeans.

No, I don't tend to sign up to forums.

AriseForLife wrote:

Mr. Ree wrote:Lol. People from America follow a football team from the other side of the world?

That's sadder tbh.

What, do you not have friends in real life? So instead, you take up an interest that you can only talk about online?

Must be painful.

You can always count on an Englishman to throw in the nationality-card when they have nothing better to say.

Shows weakness on your part.

Yank tool.

AriseForLife wrote:

Mr. Ree wrote:Lol. People from America follow a football team from the other side of the world?

That's sadder tbh.

What, do you not have friends in real life? So instead, you take up an interest that you can only talk about online?

Must be painful.

You can always count on an Englishman to throw in the nationality-card when they have nothing better to say.

Shows weakness on your part.

Lol the nationality card?

What is this, Pokemon?

Mr. Ree wrote:I'm trying to imagine Americans discussing the Premier League seriously in an American accent.

"Torres is a real douche, but Van Persie is like, AWESOME, man."

"I like, totally loved that goal. Sweet, dude."

This made me laugh im not gona like but thats like saying English people cannot talk about Spanish or Italian football.

They would be like

"That Messi fuckin nobed is a fuckin wanker blud did you see that fackin miss against Rayall feckin Mavriv?!"

"Fuckin tossa eee shuda scored that the fackin muppit"

Mr. Ree wrote:Ignore me.

I'm just mad at America for introducing Justin Bieber to the world.

We are not proud of him either.

Mr. Ree wrote:

(polskaGOLA) wrote:

Mr. Ree wrote:I'm trying to imagine Americans discussing the Premier League seriously in an American accent.

"Torres is a real douche, but Van Persie is like, AWESOME, man."

"I like, totally loved that goal. Sweet, dude."

That's how a gloryhunter sounds like anywhere, whether it is England, America, India, Australia or Korea.

Have you ever discussed football with Americans on forums before? They are quite like Europeans.

No, I don't tend to sign up to forums.

The forum most of us are from originally before they moved and left us homeless, had plenty of Americans.

grenade187 wrote:

This made me laugh im not gona like but thats like saying English people cannot talk about Spanish or Italian football.

They would be like

"That Messi fuckin nobed is a fuckin wanker blud did you see that fackin miss against Rayall feckin Mavriv?!"

"Fuckin tossa eee shuda scored that the fackin muppit"

That actually sounds like something Harry Redknapp would say to his players

AriseForLife wrote:

Mr. Ree wrote:

AriseForLife wrote:Now if you want to look at top 3 injury prone then we have 3 of the best.

1. Robin
2. Tomas
3. Theo

All 3 are world class at being injured.

Lol. You're on first name basis with these players then? Makes you look like a tool.

People in England still use the word tool? That's so sad.

Some people work with tools....




Your co-workers.

kyro7 wrote:

AriseForLife wrote:

Mr. Ree wrote:

AriseForLife wrote:Now if you want to look at top 3 injury prone then we have 3 of the best.

1. Robin
2. Tomas
3. Theo

All 3 are world class at being injured.

Lol. You're on first name basis with these players then? Makes you look like a tool.

People in England still use the word tool? That's so sad.

Tool.

Bussin. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

kyro7 wrote:

AriseForLife wrote:

Mr. Ree wrote:Lol. People from America follow a football team from the other side of the world?

That's sadder tbh.

What, do you not have friends in real life? So instead, you take up an interest that you can only talk about online?

Must be painful.

You can always count on an Englishman to throw in the nationality-card when they have nothing better to say.

Shows weakness on your part.

Yank tool.

Clart is off. Coke = OUT.

Wtf does tool mean ? Is it supposed to be some sort of insult ?

grenade187 wrote:Wtf does tool mean ? Is it supposed to be some sort of insult ?

You spanner!

grenade187 wrote:Wtf does tool mean ? Is it supposed to be some sort of insult ?

Fruitcake.

Okay...

grenade187 wrote:Wtf does tool mean ? Is it supposed to be some sort of insult ?

Its supposed to be an insult, but most people (at least where I am from) don't use it anymore. Tool and idiot are basically interchangeable.

Well it isn't so much idiot, but more like intentionally being used, which is a bad thing supposedly, thus the word tool.

And I still hear it used alot, especially with my younger brother.

Mr. Ree wrote:It's weird when it comes to Nani. Without a top on he looks hard as nails. But with it on he looks like a skinny weak little weed.

Same as Kalou and Agbonlahor

Neymar
Ganso
Arouca

The-Reporter wrote:Im bored...

1. Fabregas
2. Van Persie
3. Arshavin

Mr. Ree wrote:Fernando Torres
Steven Gerrard
Jose Pepe Reina.

Kind of shits on your list tbh lol.

Chamz|94 wrote:Wayne Rooney
Patrice Evra
Nemanja Vidic

Would've put Nani, but I presume it's not just on current form.

SBSP_FIFA wrote:Shaun Maloney
Paddy McCourt
Biram Kayal

Chamz|94 wrote:Drogba
Cole
Cech

Hitchy wrote:Arteta
Fellaini
Pienaar

Rei wrote:Neymar
Ganso
Arouca

The only on-topic posts in this thread.

Fabregas >>> Gerrard (Cesc is pure class)
Torres > VP (If both on form, frankly VP is too injury-prone, much like Robben)
Reina > Arshavin

Reina has been incredible this year. Love Arshavin but Reina is much more important to his team.

I reckon Nasri > Arshavin anyway.

SBSP_FIFA wrote:The only on-topic posts in this thread.

Those aren't the only posts on-topic. You left out mine and a couple of others.

Bjelland
Stokholm
Mikkelsen (based on current form).

Reina
Gerrard
Torres

Poulsen
n'gog
spearing

Lallana
Lambert
Guly

In no particular order, also not based on current form.

This is hard for PNE, we have some talented players.

So i'll say:

Keith Treacy
Jon Parkin
Paul Coutts

Our Best 3 Players:

pnefcben wrote:This is hard for PNE, we have some talented players.

So i'll say:

Keith Treacy
Jon Parkin
Paul Coutts

You forgot Josh King

Not seen a lot fo him, he's been injured a lot but he's been okay. Not better than those 3 though.