In news that will be a body blow to Manchester United fans, Ana Vidic has again talked of her unhappiness in Manchester. And the reason, which will surprise nobody, is the weather.
The Serbian was overheard telling pals in an Alderley Edge restaurant "This is enough now. I can't stay here any more. I have informed my husband we must go as I am not happy and not comfortable."
She went on to say "It's almost October for Christ's sake and it's bloody boiling. What kind of place is this? My children came home from school with sunburn, we weren't able to go in the garden for more than half an hour without sweating and I couldn't sleep last night despite having all the windows open."
The Manchester United captain will no doubt be embarrassed by his wife's comments. She didn't stop there though "I can't wear any of my clothes here. I've just bought the entire Autumn collection from Dolce and Gabbana, none of them are suitable. There's flies everywhere, the car feels like an oven when I get in it.
I went to Waitrose and all the meat was being bought by crazed people also buying barbecue charcoal by the trolley load, I think they know something I don't. These people also had several cases of beer each, it's like they're preparing for the apocalypse. I've heard rumours that thousands of Mancunians have been pulling 'sickies', it's clearly not good for your health."
Nemanja Vidic was unavailable for comment as he'd rushed out to the nearest park and was sunbathing in just his swimming trunks surrounded by small children running around dressed only in nappies.
The Serbian was overheard telling pals in an Alderley Edge restaurant "This is enough now. I can't stay here any more. I have informed my husband we must go as I am not happy and not comfortable."
She went on to say "It's almost October for Christ's sake and it's bloody boiling. What kind of place is this? My children came home from school with sunburn, we weren't able to go in the garden for more than half an hour without sweating and I couldn't sleep last night despite having all the windows open."
The Manchester United captain will no doubt be embarrassed by his wife's comments. She didn't stop there though "I can't wear any of my clothes here. I've just bought the entire Autumn collection from Dolce and Gabbana, none of them are suitable. There's flies everywhere, the car feels like an oven when I get in it.
I went to Waitrose and all the meat was being bought by crazed people also buying barbecue charcoal by the trolley load, I think they know something I don't. These people also had several cases of beer each, it's like they're preparing for the apocalypse. I've heard rumours that thousands of Mancunians have been pulling 'sickies', it's clearly not good for your health."
Nemanja Vidic was unavailable for comment as he'd rushed out to the nearest park and was sunbathing in just his swimming trunks surrounded by small children running around dressed only in nappies.
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