FC Ajax Lasnamäe thread

They are the true whipping boys of Estonia and to such a large extent deserve their own thread. I will post their results with their score in bold. It should be noted every team plays each other four times a season, also opponents are listed from top of the table to bottom. After a few scores it will be easy to tell who's who so here we go!

v Flora Tallinn

6-0
0-3
13-1
0-11 aggergate 1-33
v Nõmme Kalju

4-0
0-3
3-0

v Narva Trans

7-0
0-7
14-0
0-12 aggergate 0-40
v Levadia Tallinn

1-4
3-0
0-7
6-0 aggergate 1-20

v JK Sillamäe Kalev

1-5
7-0
7-0
0-7 aggergate 1-26

v Paide Linnameeskond

1-2
1-0
0-6
4-0 aggergate 1-13
v JK Tammeka Tartu

5-0
0-3
0-3

v FC Viljandi

0-0
3-1
0-4
8-0 aggergate 1-15

v FC Kuressaare

2-2
1-1
0-0
3-5 aggergate 6-8
next game 24/09 v Kuressaare

What a team!

that's Estonian football for ya. Imo our league is completely pointless...

I thought they where the good ones for moment!

Try betting on them.

Update after today's game

FC Ajax Lasnamäe 3 FC Kuressaare 5



Plenty of goals but no points in an apparant futile effort to get a result. Considering they got 75% of their points against Kuressaare things are not looking good for the rest of the season.

So that also makes 11 goals for and 141 goals against for FC Ajax Lasnamäe

Weather130 wrote:Update after today's game

FC Ajax Lasnamäe 3 FC Kuressaare 5



Plenty of goals but no points in an apparant futile effort to get a result. Considering they got 75% of their points against Kuressaare things are not looking good for the rest of the season.

So that also makes 11 goals for and 141 goals against for FC Ajax Lasnamäe

It is slightly sad when a team's goals against total would better if they would forfeit every game rather than playing, but that is the case here.

Time for an update with today's most recent result;

FC Ajax Lasnamäe 0-12 Narva Trans

This is the last game against Narva Trans for the season and FC Ajax Lasnamäe outscored 40-0 on aggergate

Now Ajax Lasnamäe have 11 goal for and 153 goals against

Here is the latest result from the world's greatest football team;

Paide Linnameeskond 4 FC Ajax Lasnamäe 0

FC Ajax Lasnamäe are now 0-4-28 with 11 goals for and 157 goals against -146 GD

They have finally been officially relegated.

Pre-season friendly with them would be nice.

Nothing is going right for this club, their reserve side is going to be relegated to the 4th tier as well.

Oh dear

I do not know why I am slacking on posting in one of my favorite threads. Their was a game played yesterday and here it is....

FC Ajax Lasnamäe 0 Flora Tallnn 11

so that leaves FC Ajax Lasnamäe 0-4-29 with 11 goals for and 168 goals against. FC Ajax Lasnamäe still have 3 games left to find a win...

Who is their goalkeeper?

Pippo Inzaghi wrote:Who is their goalkeeper?

Maksim Mamutov (Estonia) wears #1 so I assume he is 1st choice but also...
Aleksei Vasko (Estonia)
Aleksandr Boldõrev (Estonia)

Weather130 wrote:

Pippo Inzaghi wrote:Who is their goalkeeper?

Maksim Mamutov (Estonia) wears #1 so I assume he is 1st choice but also...
Aleksei Vasko (Estonia)
Aleksandr Boldõrev (Estonia)

They're all shit.

Not necessarily, a goalkeeper is only as good as his defense after all.

polska. wrote:Not necessarily, a goalkeeper is only as good as his defense after all.

I think in this case it's reasonable to assume the goalkeeper is wank, along with everyone else on the team.

Well even with only three games left these guys could still make some history as I assume they could possibly the first team to let in 200 goals in one season. They have given 10+ goals many times before so it is still very much possible.

Also what makes this situation much worse for these guys is that the league in Estonia is a mix of professional and amateur teams which makes them much worse off. Okay here is the one last point I have to defend these guys, they did not even win the 2nd division because first and second place went to the reserves sides of the two best teams in Estonia.

Why did you change the font?

Kuled wrote:Why did you change the font?

I was using Microsoft Word to get the correct spelling of amateur.

what a fantastic team

come on ajax pull ya finger out

A pic of the Ajax goalie conceding

Gegilworld93 wrote:

A pic of the Ajax goalie conceding

That is a pretty good save attempt though.

Gegilworld93 wrote:

A pic of the Ajax goalie conceding

Ok this here is Aleksei Vasko. Does not look all that bad it would be interesting to know which goal this was. I know that information is a pain to find but it would be good to know, maybe I should research further. Like if it was 11-0 then it would make you laugh thinking something like "what took you so long to make a decent attempt to save a goal."

Weather130 wrote:

Kuled wrote:Why did you change the font?

I was using Microsoft Word to get the correct spelling of amateur.

It's much easier to Google it. Don't you have spell check in your browser?

ahlycotc wrote:

Weather130 wrote:

I was using Microsoft Word to get the correct spelling of amateur.

It's much easier to Google it. Don't you have spell check in your browser?

No unfortunately for me I was using a shitty out of date version of Internet Explorer without about spell check features.