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Jord wrote:

Bogdan wrote:

Not safe for old men (jord)

Humbug



Sweeney Toddstep

What the fuck was that?

Just finished my power wank.

Bogdan wrote:

Jord wrote:Humbug



Sweeney Toddstep

What the fuck was that?

You don't like it? I think it's beautiful music.

It's too musicy, not enough noise.

Bogdan wrote:It's too musicy, not enough noise.

Bogdan wrote:It's too musicy, not enough noise.

How very honest. You just want to hear more MWWWWUUUUUAAA BWUAHBWUA BWA BWA BWAAA!



That's the best I can describe Dubstep noise. Say it in your head and you'll know what I mean.

Jord wrote:

Bogdan wrote:It's too musicy, not enough noise.

How very honest. You just want to hear more MWWWWUUUUUAAA BWUAHBWUA BWA BWA BWAAA!



That's the best I can describe Dubstep noise. Say it in your head and you'll know what I mean.

I just imagine bass speakers farting with random men piping in with random autotuned lyrics. Ghastly.

xPeterLFC95 wrote:

Jord wrote:How very honest. You just want to hear more MWWWWUUUUUAAA BWUAHBWUA BWA BWA BWAAA!



That's the best I can describe Dubstep noise. Say it in your head and you'll know what I mean.

I just imagine bass speakers farting with random men piping in with random autotuned lyrics. Ghastly.

Ghastly indeed

Jord wrote:

xPeterLFC95 wrote:I just imagine bass speakers farting with random men piping in with random autotuned lyrics. Ghastly.

Ghastly indeed

So do I.

Fuck this, I told myself I was going to do course readings 2 hours ago, and I procrastinated the whole time.

So do you what Jamie.

I also like stealing images without asking. Quite.

Stealing from Google Images is a very serious offence Jamie. I'm reporting you to the police as we speak.

Jamie, how do you make yourself focus on schoolwork?

Bogdan wrote:Fuck this, I told myself I was going to do course readings 2 hours ago, and I procrastinated the whole time.

What course?

Bogdan wrote:Jamie, how do you make yourself focus on schoolwork?

Thanks for asking Bogdan. What I like to do is think of a surrounding that eases my mind. Like a meadow of horses. Then I just do my work whilst in my new calm and peaceful environment.

Jord wrote:

Bogdan wrote:Jamie, how do you make yourself focus on schoolwork?

Thanks for asking Bogdan. What I like to do is think of a surrounding that eases my mind. Like a meadow of horses. Then I just do my work whilst in my new calm and peaceful environment.

Horses are dangerous. That's not peaceful at all.

Bogdan wrote:Jamie, how do you make yourself focus on schoolwork?

Not the best person to ask

I do nothing all year, panic come exam time and cram like fuck.

xPeterLFC95 wrote:

Jord wrote:Thanks for asking Bogdan. What I like to do is think of a surrounding that eases my mind. Like a meadow of horses. Then I just do my work whilst in my new calm and peaceful environment.

Horses are dangerous. That's not peaceful at all.

No. For you see I am the master of horses, I control the horses, they do my bidding.

Jord wrote:

Bogdan wrote:Jamie, how do you make yourself focus on schoolwork?

Thanks for asking Bogdan. What I like to do is think of a surrounding that eases my mind. Like a meadow of horses. Then I just do my work whilst in my new calm and peaceful environment.

I actually didn;t ask you. Awkward.

Jamie wrote:

Bogdan wrote:Jamie, how do you make yourself focus on schoolwork?

Not the best person to ask

I do nothing all year, panic come exam time and cram like fuck.

Sounds like we have a lot in common.

Why didn't you ask me? Jamie can't offer you advice, he's probably drunk as we speak.

Jord wrote:Why didn't you ask me? Jamie can't offer you advice, he's probably drunk as we speak.

I forgot they had schools in burnley

Jord wrote:

xPeterLFC95 wrote:Horses are dangerous. That's not peaceful at all.

No. For you see I am the master of horses, I control the horses, they do my bidding.

Fascinating. You see, I have a similar talent for controlling another species.

I have that way with women.

In all serious Jord do you have any advice, keep in mind that I am the ultimate procrastinator.

Bogdan wrote:

Jord wrote:Why didn't you ask me? Jamie can't offer you advice, he's probably drunk as we speak.

I forgot they had schools in burnley

The College I go to is actually quite decent. What I do is important anway, you're doing construction arent you? What's that for? To make you feel more manly or to get you a job as a plumber?

Bogdan wrote:In all serious Jord do you have any advice, keep in mind that I am the ultimate procrastinator.

Time management. Take advantage of Sundays and do homework in between the six hours worth of adverts during an NFL game. Get ahead on at least 3-4 hours' worth of work for the next week on Sunday. That's what I do, makes the week a heck of a lot easier.

Another idea:

Run between classes. 1 minute per class, 5-6 classes per day, that's 5 minutes a day. 900 minutes per school year. You just saved yourself 15 hours of school work through the year!

Running to class is for dicks.

Bogdan wrote:In all serious Jord do you have any advice, keep in mind that I am the ultimate procrastinator.

I had to Google that last word. Does these mean that you place all the least important things first before you end up doing anything of value?

Jord wrote:

Bogdan wrote:I forgot they had schools in burnley

The College I go to is actually quite decent. What I do is important anway, you're doing construction arent you? What's that for? To make you feel more manly or to get you a job as a plumber?

I'm in engineering, try to wrap your poorly educated mind around that.

I don't have to run to classes anyways, they let us out ten minutes before the next one which is adequate time to reach the next one.