How many goals will Torres score (2011-12)?

This should be a bit easier to follow than the Messi thread . I omitted the '0' option, even though it's possible I just thought people would abuse it

*NOTE* Goal tally includes cup ties and champions league goals, not just the premier league

Appearances: 3
Goals: 0

Pretty sure there's already a thread.

Fair enough, close it if there is

16-20.

I don't think he will have a great season but it will be okay. He will start scoring for fun at the end of the season.

1-5. Not trolling either. It's unbelievable how different he looks compared to a year ago.

Cadbury's new favourite thread.

6-10.

He's GONE.

Chris wrote:6-10.

He's GONE.

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justaddfinesse wrote:

Chris wrote:6-10.

He's GONE.

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Jelavic9|RFC wrote:Pretty sure there's already a thread.

Just looked through the first 10 or so pages and couldn't find it

50+ surely.

Hitchy wrote:Just looked through the first 10 or so pages and couldn't find it

There's just a ''When will Torres score his second goal for Chelsea?'' thread.

I said after he left just isn't the same player anymore, was labelled as bitter. Far from it.

I've heard so many excuses from fans and journalists about when he will will hit top form. First it was when he signed for Chelsea, fresh start an' all that. Then it was when he nets his first goal, burden of his shoulder. Hmm, then it was because he needs a Summer's rest. He got his rest. He also got a full pre-season to improve his "sharpness" which in fairness he has but he's still shit. He also got a fresh start under AvB who will "utilise" him better than Ancelotti.

He'll score around 15 goals.

He needs another assist from Puddle.

I knew the £50m was a bad deal for Chelsea, and that he was in bad form for a long time before that (-Kennys first couple in charge). But when you think that arguably the best striker in the world just 3 or so years ago has scored 1 goal in 23 appearances since his £50m move, it's just madness. It's not like you can take age into it either, he's 27 and should be in his prime.

I would of thought it can't last, but I've been saying that for about a year now, so maybe it will?

6-10.

His confidence is gone. 10-15, maybe more if he gets it back.

Splashy wrote:

justaddfinesse wrote:

Chris wrote:6-10.

He's GONE.

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Honestly, you could've put the bracket (come on...) beside the 11-15 option.

I put 6-10 (that's probably ambitious) because as the season wears on Mata will take the wing position that Drogba is playing in and Drogba will play in the middle, and Torres will watch from the bench. I feel sorry for him, he must live every second of his life thinking "I'm worth 50 million....or am I?"

Honestly, 1-5 and that's being generous. Watch this back fire on me now

I'll go for 15 goals. I doubt he will hit his best again, but he should be able to net a few nonetheless.

Chelsea would actually still be good in the CL and in the EPL if they didn't start him all the time and put Sturridge/Lukaku/Anelka in his place. He sucks and his suckiness brings the whole team down and he can't play alongside drogba and it's just pathetic. He will never return to his old form.

Honeslty I wouldn't be surprised if he scored 0 but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say 1-5, probably in the league cup or against some crappy CL team maybe.

16-20

46-50

I'd say he'll closer to 12 than to 2011.

Fuuuuck these threads are annoying.

fluffy_kittens wrote:Chelsea would actually still be good in the CL and in the EPL if they didn't start him all the time and put Sturridge/Lukaku/Anelka in his place. He sucks and his suckiness brings the whole team down and he can't play alongside drogba and it's just pathetic. He will never return to his old form.

Honeslty I wouldn't be surprised if he scored 0 but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say 1-5, probably in the league cup or against some crappy CL team maybe.

You are just so retarded. FFS! Torres has never played with an out and out striker, he likes playing alone or at least with someone that plays deeper than him. It is no surprise he looks useless when playing alongside Drogba. He's not used to it and it doesn't suit his game having some fat lump take up all the positions he would take.