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He did until I came along.Bogdan wrote:Cadbury, what's it going to take for you to forget about Torres?
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kyro7 wrote:Fucking ruined it.Jelavic9|RFC wrote:Bogdan wrote:kyro7 wrote:Bogdan wrote:
I was going to say exactly the same thing.
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kyro7 wrote:Fucking ruined it.Jelavic9|RFC wrote:Bogdan wrote:kyro7 wrote:Bogdan wrote:
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Six shots fired in London, all missed.
Police are looking to question Fernando Torres.
Police are looking to question Fernando Torres.
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kyro7 wrote:Fucking ruined it.Jelavic9|RFC wrote:Bogdan wrote:kyro7 wrote:Bogdan wrote:
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This is such a typical joke but still made me laugh.Spider wrote:Six shots fired in London, all missed.
Police are looking to question Fernando Torres.
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Can you please take him out of your signature? Put Mitzeee back in.kyro7 wrote:He did until I came along.Bogdan wrote:Cadbury, what's it going to take for you to forget about Torres?
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kyro7 wrote:Fucking ruined it.Jelavic9|RFC wrote:Bogdan wrote:kyro7 wrote:Bogdan wrote:
I geddit lo lo
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Here is a proper joke.
See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!'
Even made the Bat-man laugh.
See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!'
Even made the Bat-man laugh.
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Cadbury wrote:Can you please take him out of your signature? Put Mitzeee back in.kyro7 wrote:He did until I came along.Bogdan wrote:Cadbury, what's it going to take for you to forget about Torres?
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Kyrgiakos looks like a playa.
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Jelavic9|RFC wrote:kyro7 wrote:Fucking ruined it.Jelavic9|RFC wrote:Bogdan wrote:kyro7 wrote:
I geddit lo lo
Har har har (chuckles)
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The Bat-Man wrote:Here is a proper joke.
See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!'
Even made the Bat-man laugh.
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kyro7 wrote:Cadbury wrote:Can you please take him out of your signature? Put Mitzeee back in.kyro7 wrote:He did until I came along.Bogdan wrote:Cadbury, what's it going to take for you to forget about Torres?
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We need to find someone who can understand these rioters, and talk to them.
May I suggest Doctor Dolittle?
May I suggest Doctor Dolittle?
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Dan wrote:We need to find someone who can understand these rioters, and talk to them.
May I suggest Doctor Dolittle?
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The guy asking parents to rat on their children, asking weather they are "True Manchurians"
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Dan wrote:We need to find someone who can understand these rioters, and talk to them.
May I suggest Doctor Dolittle?
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Ironically, in exactly a year's time in London there will be hundreds of blacks running about trying to take either gold, silver or bronze and it will all be started with the single shot of a pistol.
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Just read that one.Danny wrote:Ironically, in exactly a year's time in London there will be hundreds of blacks running about trying to take either gold, silver or bronze and it will all be started with the single shot of a pistol.
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Danny wrote:Ironically, in exactly a year's time in London there will be hundreds of blacks running about trying to take either gold, silver or bronze and it will all be started with the single shot of a pistol.
Disgusting.
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Why would anyone want to ruin their own country ?
Oh yeah its London none of them are in their own country
Oh yeah its London none of them are in their own country
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Dan wrote:Why would anyone want to ruin their own country ?
Oh yeah its London none of them are in their own country
Zomg
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"IF" Eto'o joins Anzhi he'll earn £60,000,000 after tax"IF he see's out the contract.
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luke. wrote:FreddieBoswell7 Christian
"IF" Eto'o joins Anzhi he'll earn £60,000,000 after tax"IF he see's out the contract.
Well that's normal.
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luke. wrote:FreddieBoswell7 Christian
"IF" Eto'o joins Anzhi he'll earn £60,000,000 after tax"IF he see's out the contract.
Casual.
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