Roy Lee, a resident of North London, has condemned the riots in his local community,
Leroy on the other hand...
Leroy on the other hand...
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Pippo-
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My wife said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"
I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."
She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"
I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream whilst masturbating?"
I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."
She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"
I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream whilst masturbating?"
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Dan wrote:My wife said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"
I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."
She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"
I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream whilst masturbating?"
Old joke is old.
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inb4jelaandsblaugh
Pippo-
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Dan wrote:My wife said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"
I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."
She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"
I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream whilst masturbating?"
That one's shit tbh. As bad as that African one.
SBSP-
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I wasn't planning on laughing. 
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Mr Leiva wrote:Dan wrote:My wife said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"
I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."
She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"
I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream whilst masturbating?"
Old joke is old.
Gay comment is gay.
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SBSP wrote:I wasn't planning on laughing.
Dude, that's hurtful shit.
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Dan wrote:Mr Leiva wrote:Dan wrote:My wife said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"
I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."
She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"
I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream whilst masturbating?"
Old joke is old.
Gay comment is gay.
You are gayyyyyyyy.
Cock of Newport.
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Mr Leiva wrote:Dan wrote:Mr Leiva wrote:Dan wrote:My wife said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"
I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."
She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"
I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream whilst masturbating?"
Old joke is old.
Gay comment is gay.
You are gayyyyyyyy.
Cock of Newport.
I'm not from Newport..
SBSP-
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It is old TBH.Dan wrote:SBSP wrote:I wasn't planning on laughing.
Dude, that's hurtful shit.
Pippo-
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I just found a great one, but I may get banned for posting it.
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Dan wrote:Mr Leiva wrote:Dan wrote:Mr Leiva wrote:Dan wrote:My wife said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"
I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."
She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"
I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream whilst masturbating?"
Old joke is old.
Gay comment is gay.
You are gayyyyyyyy.
Cock of Newport.
I'm not from Newport..
You currently reside in Newport
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Mr Leiva wrote:Dan wrote:Mr Leiva wrote:Dan wrote:Mr Leiva wrote:
Old joke is old.
Gay comment is gay.
You are gayyyyyyyy.
Cock of Newport.
I'm not from Newport..
You currently reside in Newport
Uni is over for the year man. Get with it.
Pippo-
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A man found drowned in his own diarrhoea
"Well I guess Shit happens"
"Well I guess Shit happens"
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Pip wrote:A man found drowned in his own diarrhoea
"Well I guess Shit happens"
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One of Cameroon's players is name Yaya Banana/Banana Yaya.
How unfortunate if he ever plays in Spain.
How unfortunate if he ever plays in Spain.
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Finished the article, so many words 
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Dan wrote:Mr Leiva wrote:Dan wrote:Mr Leiva wrote:Dan wrote:
Gay comment is gay.
You are gayyyyyyyy.
Cock of Newport.
I'm not from Newport..
You currently reside in Newport
Uni is over for the year man. Get with it.
Fuck you.
Hug a hoody.
Pippo-
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There's been a fire in my local haberdashery.
Damage was only fabric.
Damage was only fabric.
Pippo-
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Just seen my local blood-bank go up in flames.
This really makes my blood boil.
I'm literally crying at this
This really makes my blood boil.
I'm literally crying at this
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Pip wrote:Just seen my local blood-bank go up in flames.
This really makes my blood boil.
I'm literally crying at this
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Pip 
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Pip wrote:Just seen my local blood-bank go up in flames.
This really makes my blood boil.
I'm literally crying at this
SBSP-
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Not that funny. A bit funny, but not that much. 
Pippo-
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Scott wrote:Pip wrote:Just seen my local blood-bank go up in flames.
This really makes my blood boil.
I'm literally crying at this
Yeah, I find stuff like that funny
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Danny-
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Shit going down in Gloucester as well.
Cameron.-
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Danny wrote:Shit going down in Gloucester as well.
Ooooh, serious shit.
SBSP-
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I'd be well cheesed off if I lived there.Danny wrote:Shit going down in Gloucester as well.
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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