Liverpool sign Villa winger

Villa fans are now left feeling Down In the dumps


Given that Villa have £20 Million, they'll be after N'Zogbia, although it's not a Dunne deal as of yet.


The boss took the lads to McDonalds, Heskey was going crazy, so they had to treat him like a dog, and put him on a special McLeish. They did buy Heskey some food though, he had a Happ Emile.

Good effort/10

Get Bent

http://www.the-playmaker.com/t5687-fighting-at-west-ham-tea-party


It's our latest forum pun off, you wankers. Young kids these days... I should do a Fritzl, and lock you all in my Cuellar

Should be a Walker in the park.

These are getting worse. Where's Luke,.. Young as he may Beye, he's normally good at puns.

Luke? Don't you mean Sid? Well, he's gone to Fulham the ginger cunt.

I have Herd these puns many times.

Its a given this thread will go on for pages.

It was dark in here wasn't it. Must have been. I flicked the swith and it was Albrighton colourful.

HAhaha, very good lads!

All this and Gabby having to dump his Agbonlawhore of a girlfriend after she cheated on him.

Ricardo wrote:All this and Gabby having to dump his Agbonlawhore of a girlfriend after she cheated on him.

Don't blame her, Herd he's Bent..

Love it.

Why are we saying these puns? Weimann?