If you won that £161 million...

crump wrote:

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:

crump wrote:

Forest wrote:Why am I lieing? Fuck being some posh twat with shit loads of money. I'd rather be normal, with the luxury of money. I'll still go to college, definitely go to Uni. Could pay all the debts off in one go. Not sure if I'd get a job though, it'd be pretty boring without one. I'd pay for me and all my mates to go on loads of holidays, but to the places you'd expect our sort of age to go, like Magaluf or Zante. I'd pay for me and family to go on luxury holidays.

In my opinion it's people like you that shouldn't do the lottery

Why?

You've won all that money, what's the point in trying to live a normal life, the whole point of the lottery is to win a fuck load of money that will transform your life and do all the stuff you couldn't dream about doing, it would be stupid working, considering your interest would generate more income than your job. Who said you have to be posh?

So you have no ambition then?

Who the fuck needs ambition when you have more money than 85% of people who go to University will ever earn.

crump wrote:

Forest wrote:Why am I lieing? Fuck being some posh twat with shit loads of money. I'd rather be normal, with the luxury of money. I'll still go to college, definitely go to Uni. Could pay all the debts off in one go. Not sure if I'd get a job though, it'd be pretty boring without one. I'd pay for me and all my mates to go on loads of holidays, but to the places you'd expect our sort of age to go, like Magaluf or Zante. I'd pay for me and family to go on luxury holidays.

In my opinion it's people like you that shouldn't do the lottery

Why?

You've won all that money, what's the point in trying to live a normal life, the whole point of the lottery is to win a fuck load of money that will transform your life and do all the stuff you couldn't dream about doing, it would be stupid working, considering your interest would generate more income than your job. Who said you have to be posh?

Royal wrote:Buy this and invite friends and family to come and live with me on my awesome as fuck island.

Royal wrote:Buy this and invite friends and family to come and live with me on my awesome as fuck island.

menalawyerguy wrote:

Royal wrote:Buy this and invite friends and family to come and live with me on my awesome as fuck island.

How much would that cost? And how much would it cost to staff and maintain it?

crump wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:

Royal wrote:Buy this and invite friends and family to come and live with me on my awesome as fuck island.

How much would that cost? And how much would it cost to staff and maintain it?

Gardener, you could pay them like £200 an hour.

crump wrote:

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:

crump wrote:

Forest wrote:Why am I lieing? Fuck being some posh twat with shit loads of money. I'd rather be normal, with the luxury of money. I'll still go to college, definitely go to Uni. Could pay all the debts off in one go. Not sure if I'd get a job though, it'd be pretty boring without one. I'd pay for me and all my mates to go on loads of holidays, but to the places you'd expect our sort of age to go, like Magaluf or Zante. I'd pay for me and family to go on luxury holidays.

In my opinion it's people like you that shouldn't do the lottery

Why?

You've won all that money, what's the point in trying to live a normal life, the whole point of the lottery is to win a fuck load of money that will transform your life and do all the stuff you couldn't dream about doing, it would be stupid working, considering your interest would generate more income than your job. Who said you have to be posh?

So you have no ambition then?

Who the fuck needs ambition when you have more money than 85% of people who go to University will ever earn.

menalawyerguy wrote:

Royal wrote:Buy this and invite friends and family to come and live with me on my awesome as fuck island.

How much would that cost? And how much would it cost to staff and maintain it?

Royal wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:

Royal wrote:Buy this and invite friends and family to come and live with me on my awesome as fuck island.

How much would that cost? And how much would it cost to staff and maintain it?

£46.6 million for the island and I'd just bring over a load of Polish and Mexican people to work for next to nothing.

Royal wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:

Royal wrote:Buy this and invite friends and family to come and live with me on my awesome as fuck island.

How much would that cost? And how much would it cost to staff and maintain it?

£46.6 million for the island and I'd just bring over a load of Polish and Mexican people to work for next to nothing.

Zzonked wrote:

crump wrote:

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:

crump wrote:

Forest wrote:Why am I lieing? Fuck being some posh twat with shit loads of money. I'd rather be normal, with the luxury of money. I'll still go to college, definitely go to Uni. Could pay all the debts off in one go. Not sure if I'd get a job though, it'd be pretty boring without one. I'd pay for me and all my mates to go on loads of holidays, but to the places you'd expect our sort of age to go, like Magaluf or Zante. I'd pay for me and family to go on luxury holidays.

In my opinion it's people like you that shouldn't do the lottery

Why?

You've won all that money, what's the point in trying to live a normal life, the whole point of the lottery is to win a fuck load of money that will transform your life and do all the stuff you couldn't dream about doing, it would be stupid working, considering your interest would generate more income than your job. Who said you have to be posh?

So you have no ambition then?

Who the fuck needs ambition when you have more money than 85% of people who go to University will ever earn.

So 15% of the people at Uni will earn over £161m in their lifetime?

Spider wrote:The amount you would get taxed means you wont have anywhere near £161 million

Spider wrote:"Are my winnings tax free?
Normally winnings are not subject to tax"


fuck, i stand corrected.

then again... the italics...

Sean wrote:A night with Emma Watson.

ahlycotc wrote:1. Pay taxes on it
2. Pay off student loans ($20,000)
3. Buy a car
4. Buy a house
5. Charity
6. Invest the remaining money into retirement programs, mutual funds, and life insurance.

I probably wouldn't need to work again.

Lux wrote:

ahlycotc wrote:1. Pay taxes on it
2. Pay off student loans ($20,000)
3. Buy a car
4. Buy a house
5. Charity
6. Invest the remaining money into retirement programs, mutual funds, and life insurance.

I probably wouldn't need to work again.

You don't pay tax when you win the lottery

menalawyerguy wrote:

Lux wrote:

ahlycotc wrote:1. Pay taxes on it
2. Pay off student loans ($20,000)
3. Buy a car
4. Buy a house
5. Charity
6. Invest the remaining money into retirement programs, mutual funds, and life insurance.

I probably wouldn't need to work again.

You don't pay tax when you win the lottery

Ahly owes about $7 million in back-taxes for all that unreported drug smuggling income he made a few years back.

Btw-American citizens and residents do have to pay taxes on lottery winnings

Mustangt125 wrote:

Sean wrote:A night with Emma Watson.

Doubt u would get that. She doesn't need your money

NZG wrote:

Mustangt125 wrote:

polska. wrote:Invest in solar panels in the Saharan desert and become the wealthiest man alive once oil runs out with the power to turn off all of Europe, the Middle Easts and most of Africa's power as I please.

Haha okay good luck with that bud

??? That is a smart idea but i don't think 161 million will cover it.