Heskey Is God

Yeah yeah yeah, you heard me right
Heskey would batter you in a fight
But it would be tight
His shots are enough to give you a fright
This is my rhyme
I'm here and it's about time

Welcome mate.

SBSP wrote:

Hahah who are you?
I don't have a fucking clue
I think I need to go to loo
And have a big fucking poo

HeskeyIsGod wrote:

SBSP wrote:

Hahah who are you?
I don't have a fucking clue
I think I need to go to loo
And have a big fucking poo

Who is this HeskeyIsGodawful?

Liverpool wrote:

HeskeyIsGod wrote:

SBSP wrote:

Hahah who are you?
I don't have a fucking clue
I think I need to go to loo
And have a big fucking poo

What are you laughing at?
When I see that smiley I nearly had a heart-attack

You Heskey
You sure are pesky
You do not play for Blackburn Rovers
And Algeria love your stepovers
So I welcome you to the Playmaker site
don't worry though, no one will give you a fright

Heskey.

Pip wrote:You Heskey
You sure are pesky
You do not play for Blackburn Rovers
And Algeria love your stepovers
So I welcome you to the Playmaker site
don't worry though, no one will give you a fright

Pip wrote:You Heskey
You sure are pesky
You do not play for Blackburn Rovers
And Algeria love your stepovers
So I welcome you to the Playmaker site
don't worry though, no one will give you a fright

You saying my name?
What is your fucking game?
What is the fucking aim?
This rhyme is going in the Hall of Fame

HeskeyIsGod wrote:

Pip wrote:You Heskey
You sure are pesky
You do not play for Blackburn Rovers
And Algeria love your stepovers
So I welcome you to the Playmaker site
don't worry though, no one will give you a fright

You saying my name?
What is your fucking game?
What is the fucking aim?
This rhyme is going in the Hall of Fame

I'm saying your name, i won't say it often, it's only rational
Because you were a superb England international
You are a big loss to how we play
And as a gentlemen, I greet you with Good Day.

Jordi dupe.

ban.

Pip wrote:

HeskeyIsGod wrote:

Pip wrote:You Heskey
You sure are pesky
You do not play for Blackburn Rovers
And Algeria love your stepovers
So I welcome you to the Playmaker site
don't worry though, no one will give you a fright

You saying my name?
What is your fucking game?
What is the fucking aim?
This rhyme is going in the Hall of Fame

I'm saying your name, i won't say it often, it's only rational
Because you were a superb England international
You are a big loss to how we play
And as a gentlemen, I greet you with Good Day.

Heskey was fucking class
He's made of class
He has a big ass
Which produces a lot of gas

HeskeyIsGod wrote:

Pip wrote:

HeskeyIsGod wrote:

Pip wrote:You Heskey
You sure are pesky
You do not play for Blackburn Rovers
And Algeria love your stepovers
So I welcome you to the Playmaker site
don't worry though, no one will give you a fright

You saying my name?
What is your fucking game?
What is the fucking aim?
This rhyme is going in the Hall of Fame

I'm saying your name, i won't say it often, it's only rational
Because you were a superb England international
You are a big loss to how we play
And as a gentlemen, I greet you with Good Day.

Heskey was fucking class
He's made of class
He has a big ass
Which produces a lot of gas

You should have a pun battle with Pip.

Bogdan wrote:Jordi dupe.

ban.

I've been home from work for about ten minutes.

HeskeyIsGod wrote:

Pip wrote:

HeskeyIsGod wrote:

Pip wrote:You Heskey
You sure are pesky
You do not play for Blackburn Rovers
And Algeria love your stepovers
So I welcome you to the Playmaker site
don't worry though, no one will give you a fright

You saying my name?
What is your fucking game?
What is the fucking aim?
This rhyme is going in the Hall of Fame

I'm saying your name, i won't say it often, it's only rational
Because you were a superb England international
You are a big loss to how we play
And as a gentlemen, I greet you with Good Day.

Heskey was fucking class
He's made of class
He has a big ass
Which produces a lot of gas

Big ass = Big Penis
Has a bigger slong than Jermaine Jenas
His performances pleased us
And I hope you do not leave us.

Liverpool wrote:

HeskeyIsGod wrote:

Pip wrote:

HeskeyIsGod wrote:

Pip wrote:You Heskey
You sure are pesky
You do not play for Blackburn Rovers
And Algeria love your stepovers
So I welcome you to the Playmaker site
don't worry though, no one will give you a fright

You saying my name?
What is your fucking game?
What is the fucking aim?
This rhyme is going in the Hall of Fame

I'm saying your name, i won't say it often, it's only rational
Because you were a superb England international
You are a big loss to how we play
And as a gentlemen, I greet you with Good Day.

Heskey was fucking class
He's made of class
He has a big ass
Which produces a lot of gas

You should have a pun battle with Pip.

Who is this Pip you speak of?
Oh, was he that poster he posted above?
Do you use Dove sope?
Cause when I used it, the girls couldn't cope

Pip wrote:

HeskeyIsGod wrote:

Pip wrote:

HeskeyIsGod wrote:

Pip wrote:You Heskey
You sure are pesky
You do not play for Blackburn Rovers
And Algeria love your stepovers
So I welcome you to the Playmaker site
don't worry though, no one will give you a fright

You saying my name?
What is your fucking game?
What is the fucking aim?
This rhyme is going in the Hall of Fame

I'm saying your name, i won't say it often, it's only rational
Because you were a superb England international
You are a big loss to how we play
And as a gentlemen, I greet you with Good Day.

Heskey was fucking class
He's made of class
He has a big ass
Which produces a lot of gas

Big ass = Big Penis
Has a bigger slong than Jermaine Jenas
His performances pleased us
And I hope you do not leave us.

Jermaine Jenas?
Does he a have big penus?
It could be big
But that would just be a dig

HeskeyIsGod wrote:

Pip wrote:

HeskeyIsGod wrote:

Pip wrote:

HeskeyIsGod wrote:

You saying my name?
What is your fucking game?
What is the fucking aim?
This rhyme is going in the Hall of Fame

I'm saying your name, i won't say it often, it's only rational
Because you were a superb England international
You are a big loss to how we play
And as a gentlemen, I greet you with Good Day.

Heskey was fucking class
He's made of class
He has a big ass
Which produces a lot of gas

Big ass = Big Penis
Has a bigger slong than Jermaine Jenas
His performances pleased us
And I hope you do not leave us.

Jermaine Jenas?
Does he a have big penus?
It could be big
But that would just be a dig

A dig? What if I show you the 7 of clubs
And we play crash or poker in a pub
Then we can discuss Heskeys stamina
May I ask, do you like Andre Marinner?

Pip wrote:

HeskeyIsGod wrote:

Pip wrote:

HeskeyIsGod wrote:

Pip wrote:

I'm saying your name, i won't say it often, it's only rational
Because you were a superb England international
You are a big loss to how we play
And as a gentlemen, I greet you with Good Day.

Heskey was fucking class
He's made of class
He has a big ass
Which produces a lot of gas

Big ass = Big Penis
Has a bigger slong than Jermaine Jenas
His performances pleased us
And I hope you do not leave us.

Jermaine Jenas?
Does he a have big penus?
It could be big
But that would just be a dig

A dig? What if I show you the 7 of clubs
And we play crash or poker in a pub
Then we can discuss Heskeys stamina
May I ask, do you like Andre Marinner?

HeskeyIsGod was me.

I shall continue this battle

Na, I don't like Poker
I prefer to be a practical joker
I think you should give up
Before I squish your head into a measuring cup

Oh dear, you cound get banned
Or even worse tin canned
You are the worse rhymer in the land
Your vocabulary is as small as a grain of sand

Pip wrote:Oh dear, you cound get banned
Or even worse tin canned
You are the worse rhymer in the land
Your vocabulary is as small as a grain of sand

Let's get back onto the class player
Who is Heskey
Would you sign him?
If you did then the times ahead would be grim

Liverpool wrote:

Pip wrote:Oh dear, you cound get banned
Or even worse tin canned
You are the worse rhymer in the land
Your vocabulary is as small as a grain of sand

Let's get back onto the class player
Who is Heskey
Would you sign him?
If you did then the times ahead would be grim

He is class, but signing him would be grim?
Remember, Tanks can shoot powefully
Do you ever see a tank that is slim?
No, thankfully.

HeskeyIsGod, i'm sorry to say
But your rhymes are so fucking gay
Heskey is shit and dont even deny it
Scoring goals? Maybe Heskey should try it
He's just a shit version of Titus Bramble
Big and black with a dick hard to handle
So I suggest you rethink and perhaps change your name
As Heskey is one of the worst in the game
His lips are bigger than the great wall of china
But he has a lovely shiney head, you wont find one finer

Now it's gone all quiet
I thought this would of turned into a riot
But I was wrong
All along

Forest wrote:HeskeyIsGod, i'm sorry to say
But your rhymes are so fucking gay
Heskey is shit and dont even deny it
Scoring goals? Maybe Heskey should try it
He's just a shit version of Titus Bramble
Big and black with a dick hard to handle
So I suggest you rethink and perhaps change your name
As Heskey is one of the worst in the game
His lips are bigger than the great wall of china
But he has a lovely shiney head, you wont find one finer

Reported.

You know the drill.