Let's have your favourite footballing cliches, stuff you hear from the stands at every game or on the park pitches at weekends.
Like.....
"Box 'em in"
"Come on!"
"Second ball..."
Like.....
"Box 'em in"
"Come on!"
"Second ball..."
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Schnix
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Jordi
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CoVkId01
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Jamie
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Demba Ba
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Footballing Cliches
Mason-
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Demba Ba-
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"Switch it"
"Man on"
"Man on"
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"Fucking Mint overhead kick"... 
luke.-
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BREAK HIS LEGS.
Because English football coaches don't believe in tackling and prefer to kick the opponent rather then the ball.
/foreigners
Because English football coaches don't believe in tackling and prefer to kick the opponent rather then the ball.
/foreigners
Drake-
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Fuck you Batternberg (Clatternberg)
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Get into him! (fuck him up)
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"FORWARD"
or if this mad old guy called Brigga is stood anywhere near me everytime they attack "1NIL" or "FUCK OFF MR BLOBBY"
or if this mad old guy called Brigga is stood anywhere near me everytime they attack "1NIL" or "FUCK OFF MR BLOBBY"
Jamie-
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Good touch for a big man.
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A lot of them are just words, not cliches.
Next you'll be saying things like "goal" and "the".
Next you'll be saying things like "goal" and "the".
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Well the OP did say post cliches, stuff you hear in the stands or stuff you hear at the park.
Drake-
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The guy who sits behind me always shouts "Winner" for every header.
Jamie-
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Pilkz wrote:The guy who sits behind me always shouts "Winner" for every header.
Charlie Sheen supports Blackburn?
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I hear GOALLLLL!!! a lot around me. 
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http://www.skybluestalk.co.uk/threads/9338-Let-s-lighten-the-mood....
Exactly the same thread
Exactly the same thread
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Ref your a fucking knob
Line use your flag before i shove it up your arse
WHAT THE FUCK
HOOF IT
CMON
GET IT UP THERE
HARPER YOU ARE SHIT
Line use your flag before i shove it up your arse
WHAT THE FUCK
HOOF IT
CMON
GET IT UP THERE
HARPER YOU ARE SHIT
Last edited by The Miz on Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:23 am; edited 1 time in total
Mason-
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Yes, I was looking at the songs for Marlon King and I saw a pretty decent topic so I posted it here.
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The Miz wrote:Ref your a fucking knob
Line use your flag before i shove it up your arse sideways
WHAT THE FUCK
HOOF IT
CMON
GET IT UP THERE
HARPER YOU ARE SHIT
the bolded seems to be said alot
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TheRangersFan-
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But could he do it on a cold Tuesday night in Stoke?
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CollieBuddz wrote:
Was just gonna do something like this.
Mason-
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"Snap him" is also a common one.
Dr. Ján Ĩtor-
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HAVE A DO!
CollieBuddz-
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Jelavic18|RFC wrote:CollieBuddz wrote:
Was just gonna do something like this.
Too slow
GCU-
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When a player takes a free kick and it hits the wall, it's always "The wall has done it's job" , when really it was just Steve Gerrard taking a free quick
